"remember to like and subscribe", they rasped, with the look of an owl extruding a carcass pellet

Replace all the cider in the Turkish localization with upsettingly strong tea.

Egg!

They optimize window resizing by precomputing how your layout should look for every possible resolution between 1x1 and 65536x65536.

Where can I purchase this "entire family of autists" you speak of

In reviewing your clay tablets, I have noticed you talking shit about Baal

True gamers get bored right before the ending.

lol, where do I sign up

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They're going to be disappointed when they learn that 'reconnecting' two magnets just makes a bigger magnet

Maybe they're trying to solve the easier problem of removing all magnetic polarization from the USA? Like with one of those big degaussers

It's going to happen right before Christmas!

No, Ty, the proper recourse is to wait for several of these same guys to set up a brand-new large wicker basket over a small sign that says "2014 Twitter" and perish in the ensuing crowd crush

Memory loss was a major component of my experience with long COVID, and can manifest after an otherwise asymptomatic infection.

I've never experienced memory loss as a result of burnout but since 2020 I've forgotten maybe six full months of my life.

*squints*

Did they seriously call it Bone 2.0

Ah! But we have "content creators" — artists who rise above their slovenly brethren through the divine patronage of The Platform.