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MEULIN LEIJON!
@arsenic-catclaws.bsky.social
I WILL POISON ALL YOUR HAPPY THOUGHTS, I WILL LOVE YOU LIKE THE ASHES IN MY CIGARETTE BOX!
Pinned
I've grown a mouth so sharp and cruel, it's all I can give you my dear!

🐾 Literate Meulin Leijon, Homestuck.
🐾 N/SFW, MDNI, 18+ Only.
🐾 Multiversal / Multiships with Kurloz or Chem.
🐾Dark themes and language present.
🐾Scribbled by Shiloh/G.
MEOW WOULD BE A GREAT TIME TO BE PAMPURRED.
April 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
[Groan.]
April 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
[If he survives, Meulin will cuddle with him and share the nip.]
He needs as many prayers as he can take. He doesn't want to be here.
April 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
PURRAYING FOR KURLOZ RIGHT MEOW (HE'S ON A DATE WITH CRONUS).
April 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Fuck Around With the Gun
April 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Wing Into The Plane’s Turbine
April 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Eat a Handful of Sand
March 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Shy Guy’s Cigarette Challenge
March 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Slather Some Mustard on That Bad Boy
March 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Stand on Dorrie for 24 Actual Hours
March 30, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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You Know What Fuck You 1,000 Red Coins
March 31, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Do Not Collect Brown Coins Under Any Fucking Circumstance
April 4, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Mario Dips it In
April 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Act Like an Asshole
April 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Ukiki Falls The Fuck Over
April 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Straight Up Fucking for 8 Red Coins
April 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Kick Klepto’s Ass
April 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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The Stink Shack Secret
April 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Hog Mario Needs His Slop!
April 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
(( omg sorry i havent been active
ive been playing mtg and then working on trollsona's ref sheet so i can be a self indulgent hoe /pos + /silly ))
April 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
✋: DON'T ASK HOW I KNOW THIS.
✋: I AM JUST AS TERRIFIED AS YOU ARE.
April 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
✋: IT'S ALSO FOR NINE EARTH MONTHS???? WHAT????
✋: IMAGINE CARRYING YOUR GRUB FOR THAT LONG....
[ 🖐 ]: That sounds horrible
✋: APPURRENTLY, HUMANS GIVE LIVE BIRTH, MEANING THE HUMAN BABY IS ALIVE INSIDE OF THE PARENTAL UNIT AND WAS INCUBATING IN THERE, GAINING NUTRIENTS THROUGH THE TUBE CONNECTED TO THEIR STOMACH, WHICH IS WHAT THE WEIRD STOMACH DIP IS!

✋: PURRVERTED IN THE EYES OF GOG!
April 27, 2025 at 3:36 AM
✋: APPURRENTLY, HUMANS GIVE LIVE BIRTH, MEANING THE HUMAN BABY IS ALIVE INSIDE OF THE PARENTAL UNIT AND WAS INCUBATING IN THERE, GAINING NUTRIENTS THROUGH THE TUBE CONNECTED TO THEIR STOMACH, WHICH IS WHAT THE WEIRD STOMACH DIP IS!

✋: PURRVERTED IN THE EYES OF GOG!
What are these weird stomach dips (belly buttons) that humans have?
April 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
[Doing a big kitty stretch. She took a nap!]
April 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
[Was asleep that whole time.]
Man. Human relationships are confusing. This is a quadrant nightmare.

Meulin would get a kick out of this.
April 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM