Real or not, I will always feel like you have to go out of your way to have a gender ratio this fucked for an X-Men "roster."

Oh see, now you got me wanting to see Maxima.

In the immortal words of William Shatner… “The leaf blowers, is there anything more futile?”

Yeah, but we also can't pretend that Black Mirror hasn't prepared us for how horrifying this would be on a massive scale. With Kryptonian tech, we can delude ourselves by saying "well maybe there's something of substance here, and not just an algorithmic fugazi."

I feel like 90% of the discourse around physical media in the streaming era is just an excuse for guys with Mannix DVDs to feel better about our life choices.

When has that ever mattered with X-Men?

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social I need you to make this canon, just like how the wonderful @edidin.bsky.social is canonically an existing Marvel character on Earth 15730. *Mic drop*

Ah, thank you! I knew that name was reminding me of something!

I've been wanting this since Bendis had Dr Strange disputing the existence of chaos magic back in Disassembled.

And Buffy!

Thank you! I'm glad someone acknowledged the pancakes/waffles aspect of this mess.

Finally, you can officially join 80s X-factor!

Damn Capricorns! 😡

Cable was in Duggan's Uncanny Avengers I think? And Kwannon was in the late-Krakoa Uncanny Avengers run.

Wow yeah, poor Jessica Drew got screwed...