Speak up about 'him' Deadpool.. or I swear, Wrexham will lose their next match. Btw, loved ya in that other stuff you did. Kinda like a slim MTG-husband look about ya, without the suit jokes.

Are there ANY journalists in the UnUSA what are willing to say "answer the f***ing question" when the response was "next question"?

Tesla... Can we hit 1 rouble? Make the dream happen.

As a non-EU European, I'd be willing to give Maple syrup a go... In fact I'd buy a whole Canadian bottle if it helps. Does it only go with pancakes or other stuff as well? Anti-Trump recepies welcome.

Anybody selling a cheap Tesla? I need an outdoor shitter for when I get caught short whilst gardening or working in the garage.

Anyone else on their third Golf Mk7 water pump? Another 8 hours of constant swearing and bleeding knuckles to look forward to. Thanks VW. xx

Contender for World's Best Joke? youtube.com/watch?v=g17D...

If your last meal on earth would be Vesta Chow Mein, here's a nod in your direction.