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Angel Baby Pharazôn
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Misunderstood king with great hair. #unhingedfellowship #ringsofpower
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Goooood morning Númenor! Today I will be going for a ride on the beach. No photos, please. #unhingedfellowship
January 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Damn paparazzi. Can’t even enjoy a fine slushed beverage on a horse at the beach anymore. At least I remembered to shave my legs.
THIS DUTCH COMMERCIAL CAME ON AND I THOUGHT IT WAS PHARAZON💀💀💀
January 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Goooood morning númenor!

As the first man who will live forever, I have discovered a miraculous thing…. PEPTIDES. Specifically, Poldor’s Peppy Peptides™️!

I’m selling them too, and if you join my down line you’ll be on your way to immortal riches in no time!
January 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Gooooood morning Númenor! Today I will be baking…THE CORPSES OF MY ENEMIES MUWHAHAHAHAHA
January 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Gooooooood morning Númenor! Today I’m extra crusty, extra dusty and I really want to fu

DAMNIT KEMEN GET AWAY FROM MY NÚMSKY ACCOUNT

#unhingedfellowship #ringsofpower
December 19, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Goooooood morning. Númenor! Today I will be vigorously washing and conditioning my beard. Or maybe setting it on fire. Because… reasons. @galadrielswife.bsky.social
December 14, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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Pharazon could let his beard lice migrate to this pussy
Ive had such a bad Pharazon thirst tweet in my head for months but it's too much...even for me
December 14, 2024 at 5:19 PM
Good morrrrning númenor! Today kemen tried to give me a hug so I shoved him in a holy canal. I always said he’s still wet behind the ears!! #pharazoned #unhingedfellowship
November 22, 2024 at 8:18 PM
GOOD MORNING NÚMENOR, today my big plan is to stare menacingly in the general direction of the undying lands. #unhingedfellowship
November 18, 2024 at 6:48 PM
DAMNIT KEMEN THIS IS WHY I WANTED TO NAME YOU KEVIN #unhingedfellowship
November 17, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Reposted by Angel Baby Pharazôn
See? I’m just a smiley lovable guy. Definitely the Joey of the group! #friends #unhingedfellowship
November 16, 2024 at 7:41 PM
See? I’m just a smiley lovable guy. Definitely the Joey of the group! #friends #unhingedfellowship
November 16, 2024 at 7:41 PM
I see no issue here. Cash buys hairspray; hairspray gets me one step closer to immortality. #unhingedfellowship
November 16, 2024 at 7:40 PM
I thought today would be a great day to walk around Númenor just pointing at things and grinning. #unhingedfellowship
November 16, 2024 at 7:37 PM
November 15, 2024 at 11:17 PM
My fellow Númenoreans, I regret to inform you that the Trial By Abyss scheduled for today has been postponed due to an unforeseen bacterial outbreak in the lagoon. No further information will be provided, but rest assured the sea wyrm was given a stern talking to. #unhingedfellowship
November 14, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Hello, butterfly people. The eagle has landed! (And totally picked me for king while it was here) #unhingedfellowship
a man with a beard and a blue robe stands in front of a wall
Alt: Pharazôn with a beard and a blue robe stands in front of a wall with a cheeky grin because he’s been a bad boy
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November 14, 2024 at 7:27 AM