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Arondir
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Waiting patiently for Bronwyn. Member of the Fellowship of the Unhinged.
It would not be home without you, my friend.

Have you seen my wife? 🥺
September 12, 2023 at 11:17 PM
Oh no. You are here too. 😬
September 12, 2023 at 11:17 PM
Lady Galadriel! I am pleased to see that you have made the journey in good condition!
August 29, 2023 at 3:15 PM
If Waldreg knew where Bronwyn was, I believe it would be time for Arondir to throw Waldreg into an icy river until he talked. 😒
August 20, 2023 at 7:45 AM
You are right. We mustn’t risk anyone doubting how evil you are.
August 20, 2023 at 7:43 AM
Relax; he is fine. He is sitting next to me, batting his eyelashes vaguely in the direction of my palantir.



He insists that I am lying.

I am not lying.
August 20, 2023 at 7:41 AM
BOTH of our wives are missing??
August 20, 2023 at 6:06 AM
Right. And I am happily married to— well, no one. 🤔
August 20, 2023 at 12:48 AM
Perfect. Seethe you tomorrow, my good nemesis.
August 20, 2023 at 12:48 AM
@nothalbrand.unhingedfellowship.lol and I have started over. Same enemyship, only we will ignore our character development. 😌
August 19, 2023 at 10:48 PM
I am afraid I am uncertain of what a “hobbit” may be, but the more the merrier!
August 19, 2023 at 10:47 PM
Mmm. No, we best stick with “enemy.” Nemesis, perhaps, for variety.
August 19, 2023 at 10:40 PM
The other one says to tell you— wait, I am not saying that.

No!

You can tell him yourself.
August 19, 2023 at 10:39 PM
Oh yes, he is most handsome. I have a map with all of his frequent hangouts highlighted in red. I also have a shrine. And a cardboard cut-out.
August 19, 2023 at 10:34 PM
Hit the button that says “follow.” It instructs the app to follow up on blocking me.
August 19, 2023 at 7:55 PM
No, no, that way. I would know; I am Waldreg.
August 19, 2023 at 7:54 PM
Of course! I am always happy to help a friend (or an enemy)

Can you DM me on Twitter? I will aid you in this quest.
August 19, 2023 at 7:52 PM
No no — we are acting. We do not know each other. Call me something different.
August 18, 2023 at 10:38 AM
That is a peculiar name for a dark lord.
August 18, 2023 at 10:36 AM
Sssh. The abyss is sleeping.
August 18, 2023 at 8:11 AM
Very well. Here we go again.

Ahem.



𝐴𝑙𝑦𝑒̈ 𝑒𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑢́𝑛𝑎 𝑚𝑒! Speak thy name, oh wicked lord of darkness and shadow!
August 18, 2023 at 8:08 AM
…but also, please help me find her; I beg of you.
August 18, 2023 at 6:02 AM