Some people just can't handle the truth. That's why I never tell anyone where my chocolate milk comes from.

Sometimes you just have to follow your heart.

This why I always wear shorts.

Why is man slapping bin?

Are you sure about that? "Life finds a way"

Nicely done. But what about the dinosaur 🦕

How do you feel about roombas?

Gorblad the Throat-Ripper talks big but if you analyze his proposals for economic policy changes. Most of it just comes down to ripping throats. Current economic models show that simply ripping out throats will have little to no impact on egg prices. Now Egrackt the Ball-Crusher he has some ideas.

If only the dinosaurs had this technology.

I wasn't really enjoying democracy, but I think I'll miss it when it's gone.