armwire
@armwire.bsky.social
Midwestern
Likes: Beer | Chicago Sports | Taylor Swift
Dislikes: maga
#FDT
Likes: Beer | Chicago Sports | Taylor Swift
Dislikes: maga
#FDT
I drink on Thursday’s and have a small bladder sue me. I went to the bathroom nine times tonight. The dive I go to has three toilets and I went in each one thrice.
August 8, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I drink on Thursday’s and have a small bladder sue me. I went to the bathroom nine times tonight. The dive I go to has three toilets and I went in each one thrice.
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Underrated tweet.
July 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Underrated tweet.
This and a new president
June 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
This and a new president
CUBS SWEEP🧹🧹🧹
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media.tenor.com
May 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
CUBS SWEEP🧹🧹🧹
The only thing me and the president have in common - we are both obsessed with Taylor Swift
May 16, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The only thing me and the president have in common - we are both obsessed with Taylor Swift
Ope. This lowers my grocery bill right?
🚨 WALMART RAISING PRICES DUE TO TARIFFS
“We will do our best to keep our prices as low as possible but given the magnitude of the tariffs, even at the reduced levels announced this week, we aren’t able to absorb all the pressure given the reality of narrow retail margins,” Walmart CEO says.
“We will do our best to keep our prices as low as possible but given the magnitude of the tariffs, even at the reduced levels announced this week, we aren’t able to absorb all the pressure given the reality of narrow retail margins,” Walmart CEO says.
May 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Ope. This lowers my grocery bill right?
CUBS!!!!!
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May 14, 2025 at 3:54 AM
CUBS!!!!!
NFL pausing, and “reimagining” its program to help foster diversity in coaching and front office positions. They say it will return in 2026, but just four months after Trump’s threat to companies that use DEI practices it seems like a calculated business decision.
May 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
NFL pausing, and “reimagining” its program to help foster diversity in coaching and front office positions. They say it will return in 2026, but just four months after Trump’s threat to companies that use DEI practices it seems like a calculated business decision.
A pope from Chicago. I’m hearing the Vatican has banned ketchup and replaced all holy water with malort.
May 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
A pope from Chicago. I’m hearing the Vatican has banned ketchup and replaced all holy water with malort.
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Republicans want me prosecuted—I’ll never back down.
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May 8, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Republicans want me prosecuted—I’ll never back down.
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So do I have to pay these student loans or nah
May 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
So do I have to pay these student loans or nah
Fuck Donald Trump and every single person that supports that piece of shit
May 2, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Fuck Donald Trump and every single person that supports that piece of shit
NSA Waltz is the scapegoat for the signal chat debacle
May 1, 2025 at 3:04 PM
NSA Waltz is the scapegoat for the signal chat debacle
Cubs are 19-1 in Shota starts👀
April 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Cubs are 19-1 in Shota starts👀
Didnt expect Jeff Bezos to be such a cuck to Trump
April 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Didnt expect Jeff Bezos to be such a cuck to Trump
Donald during his pregame Super Bowl interview:
“I hate to do it but.. I watched this great quarterback who has a phenomenal wife. She’s a MAGA fan… she’s a great person. I guess you have to say that when a quarterback wins as much as he’s won, I’d have to go with Kansas City.”
“I hate to do it but.. I watched this great quarterback who has a phenomenal wife. She’s a MAGA fan… she’s a great person. I guess you have to say that when a quarterback wins as much as he’s won, I’d have to go with Kansas City.”
🚨| The racist, fascist and sexist leader of the United States, Donald Trump has ‘taunted’ Taylor Swift during a speech today.
“I was there along with Taylor Swift… How did that work out?”
“I was there along with Taylor Swift… How did that work out?”
April 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Donald during his pregame Super Bowl interview:
“I hate to do it but.. I watched this great quarterback who has a phenomenal wife. She’s a MAGA fan… she’s a great person. I guess you have to say that when a quarterback wins as much as he’s won, I’d have to go with Kansas City.”
“I hate to do it but.. I watched this great quarterback who has a phenomenal wife. She’s a MAGA fan… she’s a great person. I guess you have to say that when a quarterback wins as much as he’s won, I’d have to go with Kansas City.”
Cubs SWEEP Dodgers 🧹🧹
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April 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Cubs SWEEP Dodgers 🧹🧹
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Any excuse to wave the W I will take
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April 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Any excuse to wave the W I will take
Something special is brewing on the northside of Chicago. Cubs with another WILD come from behind win, it just feels different.
April 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Something special is brewing on the northside of Chicago. Cubs with another WILD come from behind win, it just feels different.
DFA Gage Workman tonight
April 23, 2025 at 1:50 AM
DFA Gage Workman tonight
They know they can lie and get away with it. Especially on the network in this video.
Leavitt: "Abrego Garcia was a foreign terrorist. He is an MS-13 gang member. He was engaged in human trafficking." (The White House hasn't provided evidence for any of these claims ... )
April 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
They know they can lie and get away with it. Especially on the network in this video.
Dementia Don
‘You ran out of really healthy, they had great arms, but they ran out. It’s called sports. It’s called baseball in particular’
April 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Dementia Don