Elliot the Almost Ready
@armthewhales.bsky.social
Tireless defender of truth, justice, and my chocolate stash.
TOMORROW'S NEWS TODAY: Trump Declares Maryland Part Of DC, Orders Ballroom Extended All The Way To Baltimore
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
TOMORROW'S NEWS TODAY: Trump Declares Maryland Part Of DC, Orders Ballroom Extended All The Way To Baltimore
Excellent! :-)
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Excellent! :-)
There needs to be more songs about pie. :-)
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
There needs to be more songs about pie. :-)
It's as if he really is working as a Russian agent rather than as a servant of the American people.... :-(
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
It's as if he really is working as a Russian agent rather than as a servant of the American people.... :-(
I hope you'll also do what you can to repair the damage Ohio Republicans have done to higher education in our state.
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Ohio college students and faculty grappling with changes on campus from new higher education law • Ohio Capital Journal
Ohio college students and faculty are feeling the effects of a new, wide-ranging higher education law that bans diversity efforts, prohibits faculty strikes, and regulates classroom discussion.
ohiocapitaljournal.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I hope you'll also do what you can to repair the damage Ohio Republicans have done to higher education in our state.
ohiocapitaljournal.com/2025/11/18/o...
ohiocapitaljournal.com/2025/11/18/o...
Hmmm, you might be right - but you might be wrong. Guess we'll just have to give it a go and see.
November 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Hmmm, you might be right - but you might be wrong. Guess we'll just have to give it a go and see.
So presidents can now violate state laws and states can't prosecute them? Bold legal theory! Can't wait to see how this plays out when President Newsom visits Texas in 2029.
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
So presidents can now violate state laws and states can't prosecute them? Bold legal theory! Can't wait to see how this plays out when President Newsom visits Texas in 2029.
Gosh, just think how much the US could make selling foreigners tickets to Trump's next impeachment trial!
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Gosh, just think how much the US could make selling foreigners tickets to Trump's next impeachment trial!
I'm starting to think that every political reporter should be accompanied by a psychologist. The reporter can ask the questions and then the psychologist can give the politician being questioned the counseling they so desperately need.
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I'm starting to think that every political reporter should be accompanied by a psychologist. The reporter can ask the questions and then the psychologist can give the politician being questioned the counseling they so desperately need.
Yet more proof that what we really need is a safe and effective vaccine against stupidity.
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Yet more proof that what we really need is a safe and effective vaccine against stupidity.
Maybe Democratic Senators should try to hold up funding for the FBI until this kind of thing stops.
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Maybe Democratic Senators should try to hold up funding for the FBI until this kind of thing stops.
Just more proof that what we really, REALLY need is a vaccine against stupidity.
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Just more proof that what we really, REALLY need is a vaccine against stupidity.
I'm sorry - I only shop where emotional support alligators are welcome.
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Emotional support alligator is no longer welcome in Pennsylvania Walmart
Wesley Silva, 60, says he's never had anything but encouraging feedback when he's out and about with Jinseioshi.
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November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I'm sorry - I only shop where emotional support alligators are welcome.
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