Armin Tolentino
@armintolentino.bsky.social
Poetry, Knicks, boxing, ukuleles, fishing, noodle soups. www.armintolentino.com
Worldcon Seattle! We've landed, but sadly can't linger
August 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Worldcon Seattle! We've landed, but sadly can't linger
Normalize wearing sloth fur for ringwalks #mayerryan2
March 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Normalize wearing sloth fur for ringwalks #mayerryan2
No #AWP for me, but fortunate to spend the week in McMinnville for the Atticus Hotel Artist Residency. Been soaking in a tub listening to Breakfast in America on loop. And trying to write.
March 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
No #AWP for me, but fortunate to spend the week in McMinnville for the Atticus Hotel Artist Residency. Been soaking in a tub listening to Breakfast in America on loop. And trying to write.
Lousy smarsh weather!
March 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Lousy smarsh weather!
Were they playing on a slip and slide?
March 8, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Were they playing on a slip and slide?
Imagine a Door is the writer's guide I wish I had when I first started 25 years ago!
Hear it straight from Laura Stanfill, one of the wisest, creative, and generous writers you'll ever meet! At Powell's on 4/1! @laurastanfill.bsky.social
Hear it straight from Laura Stanfill, one of the wisest, creative, and generous writers you'll ever meet! At Powell's on 4/1! @laurastanfill.bsky.social
March 5, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Imagine a Door is the writer's guide I wish I had when I first started 25 years ago!
Hear it straight from Laura Stanfill, one of the wisest, creative, and generous writers you'll ever meet! At Powell's on 4/1! @laurastanfill.bsky.social
Hear it straight from Laura Stanfill, one of the wisest, creative, and generous writers you'll ever meet! At Powell's on 4/1! @laurastanfill.bsky.social
A very satisfying odometer reading
February 7, 2025 at 6:03 AM
A very satisfying odometer reading
Bluesky assumes any string of letters with too many Zs is polish
January 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Bluesky assumes any string of letters with too many Zs is polish
Full disclosure: I have never coached the NY Knicks, so I'm not in any position to offer advice, but thibs I think this is what people mean when they say you're playing the starters a wee bit past necessary
January 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Full disclosure: I have never coached the NY Knicks, so I'm not in any position to offer advice, but thibs I think this is what people mean when they say you're playing the starters a wee bit past necessary
Live footage of my willpower, resolve, and mental acuity on the last day of 2024
December 31, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Live footage of my willpower, resolve, and mental acuity on the last day of 2024
Yes, grandma, I'm having fun. This is my thrilled face. Can we get frogurt after this?
December 29, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Yes, grandma, I'm having fun. This is my thrilled face. Can we get frogurt after this?
Stockings inadequately stuffed? Zines make great filler! Get yours at grover's this Friday!
December 12, 2024 at 6:00 AM
Stockings inadequately stuffed? Zines make great filler! Get yours at grover's this Friday!
I'm usually not too cautious about expiration dates, but people still thought the Big Bang Theory was hilarious when this salmon was netted
December 10, 2024 at 4:29 AM
I'm usually not too cautious about expiration dates, but people still thought the Big Bang Theory was hilarious when this salmon was netted
When a Beatle comes in with his little bitty waist and his round thing in your face...
December 6, 2024 at 5:36 AM
When a Beatle comes in with his little bitty waist and his round thing in your face...
🎵 if you wanna go and trade a zine with me
Folded and stapled self published treats
Don't need to spend money
Must go to Grovers! 🎶
Folded and stapled self published treats
Don't need to spend money
Must go to Grovers! 🎶
December 5, 2024 at 5:45 AM
🎵 if you wanna go and trade a zine with me
Folded and stapled self published treats
Don't need to spend money
Must go to Grovers! 🎶
Folded and stapled self published treats
Don't need to spend money
Must go to Grovers! 🎶
Unpeeled a clove of garlic only to discover it had a tongue, so spared him from the pot and gave him clove eyes
November 12, 2024 at 3:35 AM
Unpeeled a clove of garlic only to discover it had a tongue, so spared him from the pot and gave him clove eyes
Come and get it, trick or treaters! I'll fuel you til dawn!
October 31, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Come and get it, trick or treaters! I'll fuel you til dawn!
@cbbernard.com paneling at the NH Book Festival, talking the craft of mystery and suspense
October 5, 2024 at 5:05 PM
@cbbernard.com paneling at the NH Book Festival, talking the craft of mystery and suspense
I'm curious what necessitated this sign
March 31, 2024 at 8:41 PM
I'm curious what necessitated this sign
Happy national corndog day! Your bracket's busted, time to bust your belly
March 23, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Happy national corndog day! Your bracket's busted, time to bust your belly
Narrative crumbles under cross examination
February 24, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Narrative crumbles under cross examination
What type of psychological torture is this? Wife's coworker gave her this "gift." Are we supposed to let the plants just die in the decoration storage bin? Or keep Christmas shit up year round like we live in Bethlehem PA?
February 16, 2024 at 8:04 AM
What type of psychological torture is this? Wife's coworker gave her this "gift." Are we supposed to let the plants just die in the decoration storage bin? Or keep Christmas shit up year round like we live in Bethlehem PA?
Call me old fashion, but if you lose a game by 60+ prs, the league should dismantle you and sell your parts off like a 1998-2010 Honda civic
January 12, 2024 at 7:52 AM
Call me old fashion, but if you lose a game by 60+ prs, the league should dismantle you and sell your parts off like a 1998-2010 Honda civic
Give her the gift she's always dreamed of.... Chinese cabbage
December 8, 2023 at 1:44 AM
Give her the gift she's always dreamed of.... Chinese cabbage