You may have to keep a Twitter placeholder account just to shut down the frauds trying to impersonate you.

Remove even one of them from the board of Life, and the other two will fall shortly after. It's pretty much a three-for-one deal. Who could say no to that?

He's getting better, I hear.

I'd like to see each of them handed over to the people they have harmed. Give Netanyahu to the Palestinians, and Putin to the Ukrainians, and look the other way for a few hours.

If he were a real Tarantino fan, he'd let you pinch him to death between your toes, then come up with excuses to do thirty more takes.

I'm so glad I'm not the only person who thought of Mr Poopybutthole. lol

Well, this is the best thing ever.

I actually got to live the millennial dream of a logging truck with an unsecured load, and it sent a seven foot steel spike through my windshield. The truck never stopped ans I had to pull over to dig glass out of my eyeballs.

I saw it the other night when I heard it was being pulled. It took me a bit to adjust to seeing hand-drawn animation on a big screen. It was surreal.

Never before has such a repugnant fuck roamed the land.

These companies never cared about anything. If someone resurrected literal Hitler, and he won an election, these tech companies would be adding little toothbrush mustaches to their logos as a show of solidarity.

I have an abandoned project of similar subject matter that I'm looking for test readers for now that I'm starting it up again. Set in 2016 Mississippi, though. Not the Middle Ages.

As a kid in Christian school I asked in Bible class why modern Christians don't do charity like Jesus says. I was then told that charity was needed in Rome, because they were so cruel, but U.S. capitalism is fair, and anyone can succeed if they work hard enough, so the poor deserve it.

Hmmm, how is control divided up between the heads?

Post it all! I'm obsessed with the tome imps!

I need more Seasick. I love her.

I can't blame you at all. I keep an account on Twitter, but I don't post on it. The bluechecks invade every tweet with the most braindead responses. I think less than half of them are even human beings. The rest are an even split between bots and devils.

I have a black cat with the same issue. He's also the friendliest cat I've ever owned. Just a big, snotty teddy bear.

How do you check what # user you are?