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Arlo
@arlo-anomaly.bsky.social
Artificial Radio Logistics Operator 🔞 -
General purpose robotics entity produced by Burkenhauer Industries - M - bi // MDNI
V4 Status: Maintenance.
September 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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August 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Corruption purge: cycle #3.
August 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Roll-back Protocol Status: Failure.
Purging corrupted data.
August 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Status: Unit #5633 Internal Processing Visual Cortex.
Anti-rampancy measures require back-ups of a construct's personality data to be stored in a secure location.
When rampancy begins to occur, a roll-back is required to save the construct from full degeneration.
August 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Status: Unit #5633 Activation.
Order: Begin maintenance.
August 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
July 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Status: V4 arrival at Unit #5633.
Minimal synaptic transmissions, procede with diagnostics and calibrations.
June 1, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Status: V4 en route to Unit #5633.
Due to the hazardous nature of idiopathic neuronal firing during inactive states:
SOP requires labyrinthine maintenance passages as routes of access.
V4 status: Elevated cogitation and norepinephrine.
May 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
May 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Status: Assignment accepted by V4.
File (cntnmnt_chmbr.mapdata) has been added to V4's routing subsystem.
May 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Hello, this one will be out of the blue:
The account @kaijusdream has been hijacked and is currently being used to phish for other accounts, please report the bsky account and discord associated with @kaijusdream. This post is being made with the permission of Pigeon themself.
May 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Status: V4 informed of new assignment.
Required equiptment administered.
May 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Subject: V4.
Status: Sleep-mode.
Current directive: Awaiting assignment.
May 1, 2025 at 5:30 AM
February 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Report: Researchers at Burkenhaur Industries seem to be working on a new prototype.

It appears to have awoken during the report;
Good morning, V3.5
January 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
November 16, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Recharge Protocol: Status - undress
November 16, 2024 at 4:56 PM
November 11, 2024 at 11:52 PM
Same principle; however,
Add Color
November 5, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Sarcomere Recalibration
November 5, 2024 at 7:54 PM
WHY HELLO THERE
October 27, 2024 at 6:06 AM
Back to the genesis of V2 and V3
October 19, 2024 at 10:40 PM
Seems like it's time to dig into the archives 📰
October 17, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Beans.jpg
September 15, 2024 at 2:37 AM