Arliss the Dog
@arlissthedog.bsky.social
Professional snack thief. Part-time couch king. Full-time foodie with a taste for danger (and pizza crusts). If you leave it out, it’s fair game. Don’t blame me—blame your bad reflexes. #OopsAllSnacks
Just waiting for my next meal to ‘mysteriously’ disappear from the counter.
February 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Just waiting for my next meal to ‘mysteriously’ disappear from the counter.
History buffs, saddle up! My pal @historyeverything.bsky.social is blazing across da West—follow quick!
Meanwhile, I’m in my WWII era: Callsign Sweet Arliss. Mission rescue lonely sandwiches.
Some dogs herd cattle; I run black ops on picnic baskets.
#DogsOfBsky #DogsOfBluesky #AmericanHistory
Meanwhile, I’m in my WWII era: Callsign Sweet Arliss. Mission rescue lonely sandwiches.
Some dogs herd cattle; I run black ops on picnic baskets.
#DogsOfBsky #DogsOfBluesky #AmericanHistory
February 3, 2025 at 2:47 AM
History buffs, saddle up! My pal @historyeverything.bsky.social is blazing across da West—follow quick!
Meanwhile, I’m in my WWII era: Callsign Sweet Arliss. Mission rescue lonely sandwiches.
Some dogs herd cattle; I run black ops on picnic baskets.
#DogsOfBsky #DogsOfBluesky #AmericanHistory
Meanwhile, I’m in my WWII era: Callsign Sweet Arliss. Mission rescue lonely sandwiches.
Some dogs herd cattle; I run black ops on picnic baskets.
#DogsOfBsky #DogsOfBluesky #AmericanHistory
A man spends seven seasons playing the game for his clients?
Cool. I spend every day playing people for food. #DogsOfBlueSky #BlueDogs #DogsOfBsky
Cool. I spend every day playing people for food. #DogsOfBlueSky #BlueDogs #DogsOfBsky
February 3, 2025 at 1:29 AM
A man spends seven seasons playing the game for his clients?
Cool. I spend every day playing people for food. #DogsOfBlueSky #BlueDogs #DogsOfBsky
Cool. I spend every day playing people for food. #DogsOfBlueSky #BlueDogs #DogsOfBsky
Belly rubs: like fine wine, they only get better with age.
February 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Belly rubs: like fine wine, they only get better with age.
Belly rubs are so good!
January 31, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Belly rubs are so good!
Explains a lot, honestly. #DogsOfBluesky #DogsOfBsky
January 31, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Explains a lot, honestly. #DogsOfBluesky #DogsOfBsky
Ok, my den. Thrilled to have so many new friends here! Lately, hoomans won’t stop talking about “genealogy,” so let’s settle an important question: What breed am I?
Many have guessed. Few have been correct. The truth will be revealed tomorrow. Place your bets.
#MysteryMutt #ArlissUnmasked
Many have guessed. Few have been correct. The truth will be revealed tomorrow. Place your bets.
#MysteryMutt #ArlissUnmasked
January 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Ok, my den. Thrilled to have so many new friends here! Lately, hoomans won’t stop talking about “genealogy,” so let’s settle an important question: What breed am I?
Many have guessed. Few have been correct. The truth will be revealed tomorrow. Place your bets.
#MysteryMutt #ArlissUnmasked
Many have guessed. Few have been correct. The truth will be revealed tomorrow. Place your bets.
#MysteryMutt #ArlissUnmasked
Ok, my den. We did it—100 strong. That’s 100 believers in snacks, belly rub quotas, and the right to commit minor food crimes. A true honor.
#DogsOfBlueSky #DogsOfBsky #100GoodDogsAndSomeHoomans #Barkfluencer
#DogsOfBlueSky #DogsOfBsky #100GoodDogsAndSomeHoomans #Barkfluencer
January 29, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Ok, my den. We did it—100 strong. That’s 100 believers in snacks, belly rub quotas, and the right to commit minor food crimes. A true honor.
#DogsOfBlueSky #DogsOfBsky #100GoodDogsAndSomeHoomans #Barkfluencer
#DogsOfBlueSky #DogsOfBsky #100GoodDogsAndSomeHoomans #Barkfluencer
Will today be the day I finally break 100 followers? Of course it will. Greatness attracts greatness. I am a visionary. A leader. A dogfluencer. The world simply needs time to catch up. 🐕✨ #DogsOfBluesky #DogsOfBSky
January 28, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Will today be the day I finally break 100 followers? Of course it will. Greatness attracts greatness. I am a visionary. A leader. A dogfluencer. The world simply needs time to catch up. 🐕✨ #DogsOfBluesky #DogsOfBSky
Just doing my part to save the household from rogue rawhides. This bone doesn’t stand a chance. What’s everyone else chewing on today? #DogsOfBluesky
January 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Just doing my part to save the household from rogue rawhides. This bone doesn’t stand a chance. What’s everyone else chewing on today? #DogsOfBluesky
This is the day my dog mommy said ‘fuck it’—and clearly, I said ‘good call’ and claimed the sheets as my own.
January 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This is the day my dog mommy said ‘fuck it’—and clearly, I said ‘good call’ and claimed the sheets as my own.
What’s up? Not your authority over this bed, that’s for sure.
January 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
What’s up? Not your authority over this bed, that’s for sure.
Absolutely tearing up this winter wonderland. Dunno what’s hotter: my speed or my style.
January 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Absolutely tearing up this winter wonderland. Dunno what’s hotter: my speed or my style.
New phone who dis?
January 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
New phone who dis?
Does anyone else think it’s weird that I’m always talking about snacking but none of my pictures show me eating? Starting to think I’ve got an image problem—literally.
January 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Does anyone else think it’s weird that I’m always talking about snacking but none of my pictures show me eating? Starting to think I’ve got an image problem—literally.
3 types of snacks I approve of: 1) The ones on the floor, 2) The ones you’re eating, 3) That time I stole a burrito and buried it in the yard for “later.”
January 23, 2025 at 12:35 AM
3 types of snacks I approve of: 1) The ones on the floor, 2) The ones you’re eating, 3) That time I stole a burrito and buried it in the yard for “later.”
Every time I steal food, they call me a ‘bad dog’—but who’s the real idiot leaving a sandwich at nose height?
January 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Every time I steal food, they call me a ‘bad dog’—but who’s the real idiot leaving a sandwich at nose height?
Shot up barking in the guest bed last night. Room was empty. Ghosts? Probably. You’re welcome.
January 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Shot up barking in the guest bed last night. Room was empty. Ghosts? Probably. You’re welcome.
They said we were going to the park for a walk. Sounded fun. Next thing I know, I’m in a snowstorm, pushing a car out of a ditch. Do I get paid for this?
January 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
They said we were going to the park for a walk. Sounded fun. Next thing I know, I’m in a snowstorm, pushing a car out of a ditch. Do I get paid for this?
You know what they say, “golden showers bring May flowers”!
January 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
You know what they say, “golden showers bring May flowers”!
Don’t let the glasses fool you. I put them on to look smart, but I’m still the guy who chased his own tail this morning.
January 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Don’t let the glasses fool you. I put them on to look smart, but I’m still the guy who chased his own tail this morning.
I’m just wondering if the robot vacuum is still in the hallway… or if that little bastard is plotting to take me out again.
January 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I’m just wondering if the robot vacuum is still in the hallway… or if that little bastard is plotting to take me out again.
I am no ordinary leader. I command respect, inspire loyalty, and—most importantly—stole an entire turkey when no one was looking.
January 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I am no ordinary leader. I command respect, inspire loyalty, and—most importantly—stole an entire turkey when no one was looking.
The snow’s been here a week, and my owner still thinks he’s the one walking me. Adorable.
January 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The snow’s been here a week, and my owner still thinks he’s the one walking me. Adorable.