I was kidnapped by a taxi driver in Fiji. Kept my cool & asked him to stop for beer before taking yet another “scenic” wrong turn to god only knows. He thought about it and agreed. I crawled out the taxi window and waited for help inside.

Sophia played at Tipitina’s. Solo alto sax with the Dumpstaphunk rhythm section. Pretty cool.

Yo! MAD ex-pat here. Usual gang of idiots.

Think of all the self described Alpha males who can no longer enjoy ballet since it’s gone woke.

Hello all! Following!

Followed u all. Nice to meet you.

Gluten morgen!

Never gonna give you up…

Good thing your story about your friend included the time he pooped his pants while reciting his haiku in front of the whole elementary school.