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one time, my girlfriend kissed me to stop me from talking about asynchronous programming
December 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
one time, my girlfriend kissed me to stop me from talking about asynchronous programming
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this video has become very important to me
December 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
this video has become very important to me
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you ever look at a bottle and think "this would make a beautiful molotov cocktail"
yeag me either
yeag me either
December 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
you ever look at a bottle and think "this would make a beautiful molotov cocktail"
yeag me either
yeag me either
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Scientists created a dolphin with legs.
Animal rights groups want the legs removed.
But that would defeet the porpoise
Animal rights groups want the legs removed.
But that would defeet the porpoise
December 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Scientists created a dolphin with legs.
Animal rights groups want the legs removed.
But that would defeet the porpoise
Animal rights groups want the legs removed.
But that would defeet the porpoise
It doesn't but it looks sick af when it is.
Mint chocolate chip ice-cream does not need to be green to be delicious.
December 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
It doesn't but it looks sick af when it is.
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We have all been there, right?
November 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
We have all been there, right?
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Real
My cock wears a little pink bow so you know it's a feminine penis
November 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Real
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Glazed and basted
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Glazed and basted
I'd gamble on some pets I like the odds
November 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I'd gamble on some pets I like the odds
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Nah this is real I have one game made by Ubisoft and a whole stupid app(that loves fucking with controller input) just so I can run jedi survivor it actually kinda put me off the game just out of sheer annoyance like what is the point.
My boomer trait is that I think it's ridiculous that I have to create an account for a corporation to play a video game I've already bought and installed on a separate platform.
Today is Red Dead and Rockstar on steam.
Before that it was AC Valhalla and Ubisoft on PS5.
It's bullshit
Today is Red Dead and Rockstar on steam.
Before that it was AC Valhalla and Ubisoft on PS5.
It's bullshit
old man yells at cloud is written on a newspaper
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media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Nah this is real I have one game made by Ubisoft and a whole stupid app(that loves fucking with controller input) just so I can run jedi survivor it actually kinda put me off the game just out of sheer annoyance like what is the point.
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getting this screenshot tattooed on my chest animal style
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
getting this screenshot tattooed on my chest animal style
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archeologists recently discovered that stonehenge was actually a series of stone arches outside a neolithic era McDonalds
November 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
archeologists recently discovered that stonehenge was actually a series of stone arches outside a neolithic era McDonalds
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