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arkayeff.bsky.social
Arkay
@arkayeff.bsky.social
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Studying the way of the internet funnyperson

I stream games on twitch, write, and play TTRPGs

Twitch: http://twitch.tv/junkyard__dogs

Pfp is official artwork from Guilty Gear XX by Daisuke Ishiwatari
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arkayeff.bsky.social
Starting a new game today! It's been a fair bit since our last fire emblem, so we're doing Fire Emblem Fates: Birthright tonight! Live now!

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Image edit collage with sprites and text excerpts from Fire Emblem: Fates At the top, there is an edited tumblr post from user siketreeker, which reads "[Archer] heaven is also [Wyvern Rider] hell it's a very efficient system." Text in brackets is screenshot from Fire Emblem: Awakening Underneath there is an edited stock picture of a dog trying to reach atop of a fence, which has a squirrel running atop it. Semi-transparent sprites of a Wyvern Rider (A knight riding a small dragon) and an Archer are overlaid atop the squirrel and the dog respectively
November 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
arkayeff.bsky.social
she is so incredibly dog-shaped this time of year
A picture of my dog, Luna, lying down on a mattress. She has thick, fluffy white fur, and is quite large. The fur fades into a black colour near her snout and ears
November 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
arkayeff.bsky.social
What if there was a green guy, and we put him in a situation? These are the important questions we answer tonight.

Streaming #LuigisMansion 2: Dark Moon tonight! It's been a few days, but it's nice to be back. Live now!

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Heavily edited scan of the Luigi's Mansion 2 switch port box art, with a lot of added text all throughout, it overall reads: "Luigi's Mansion tm 2 Dark Moon HD & Gooigi. Nintendo Switch 1 Edition, featuring [Cropped picture of a gel-like version of Luigi] from the Luigi's Mansion tm 3 series. New Gooey Mode" The box art itself features Luigi meekly peeking out from behind a door, a spooky old home behind him featuring a single ghost floating through. He is wearing his usual green plumber attire and hat, as well as carrying a vaccuum cleaner with a flashlight on his back. His face has been edited to instead be his render from Luigi's Mansion 1 for the gamecube
November 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
arkayeff.bsky.social
(Fields of Mistria spoilers)

Cannot believe they turned my Awesome Dragon into Some Guy

His design still goes hard though
Screenshot from Fields of Mistria, showing a grey stone statue of a large dragon wearing unique earrings. The statue is in a nook dug into a dirt cliff on a farm, with a waterfall nearby. There is a forest behind it, it's trees adorned with red leaves, and it's grass a pale orange An interaction box shows the dragon's name to be Caldarus, though the statue is unresponsive, it presents the option to teleport to an area called "The Deep Woods" Another in-game screenshot, from a cutscene, spoilers below: Caldarus, the dragon from the statue, appears in humanoid form, wearing green robes and a red scarf, as well as the same unique earrings from the statue. He still mantains a draconic tail and horns, and has long, dark blue hair. He is surrounded by a dark void, and is rescuing my avatar character from a binding circle
November 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
arkayeff.bsky.social
Ah shit not again, I just got my bracelet uncursed yesterday! Do people not sell normal jewelry anymore
Screenshot of a streaming service website, there is an icon for a film titled "The curse of the necklace", featuring a hand holding a red amulet ominously over a dark background. A small box on the top left says "Just Added"
November 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
arkayeff.bsky.social
They can't keep giving this guy property, playing some more #Luigi'sMansion 2: Dark Moon tonight!

We are about halfway done with the haunted towers, probably going for a bit longer than yesterday tonight, live now!

twitch.tv/junkyard__dogs #SmallStreamer #LuigisMansion2
Edit of an in-game cutscene from Luigi's Mansion 2 The scene shows Luigi and E. Gadd, a short and old scientist, in an underground labotary filled with all sorts of contraptions and screens. There are a few poorly photo-shopped in elements, such as poker cards in E. Gadd's hand, an ash-tray with a thick layer of smoke on top of a screen, and a black and white image of an old kitchen on said screen. There is a dialogue box, through which E. Gadd says: "Now, this next step is crucial, Luigi! I ened you to go to my kitchen and bring me 3 beers and a cigar before poker night starts!" Luigi looks unsure of the situation
November 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
arkayeff.bsky.social
Declaring Luigi month because we're bored.

We did all of #Luigi'sMansion in one day on thursday, and now we want more. Starting Luigi's Mansion 2: Dark Moon tonight! Live now!

twitch.tv/junkyard__dogs #SmallStreamer
An in-game screenshot of a cutscene from Luigi's Mansion 2 HD, with a few small edits Luigi, on his usuall green overalls and hat, sits in front of a TV, seemingly shocked, as it displays the image of E. Gadd, a short and old-looking scientist. A dialogue text box reads "E. Gadd: Luigi! Turn on the news! It doesn't matter what channel!" Behind luigi there is a poorly photoshopped in calendar showing the current date as September 11, 2001
November 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
arkayeff.bsky.social
If we all pretend it's halloween already we can make this work, doing a special spooky stream today as we play #LuigisMansion!
Running through the game with a Co-Op mode! Live now!

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An edit of the "Ok Mario" Meme An extremely simplified drawing of Mario is trapped within a poorly photoshoped in picture frame, speaking with a copy of himself edited to and hue-shifted to look like Luigi, dialogue goes as follows M: "Enter my FREE MANSION of fun & fantasy intrigue" L: "Ok Mario" M: [Empty dialogue bubble] L: "...Mario?"
October 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
arkayeff.bsky.social
Doing an off-schedule stream today since we've had to miss a few recently due to unfortunate timing! Continuing #AceAttorney Investigations tonight! We're about halfway through case 2, live now!

twitch.tv/junkyard__dogs #SmallStreamer #AceAttorneyInvestigations
Edited In-game screenshot from Ace Attorney Investigations 2, showing the "logic battle" screen Edgeworth, a sharply-dressed man in a red coat with grey hair, is looking to the side with a determined and focused face, before him are three dialogue options 1. 'Guilty people say "what"?', the textbox has a pawn chess piece next to it 2. 'What's that over there? *search his pockets*' The textbox is higlighted, showing that it's selected 3. 'Bide HIS time' Underneath him there is reminder text that reads 'Find out what this guy's fucking deal is'
October 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
arkayeff.bsky.social
Been gone for a fair bit in general, but we're back to streaming now! Doing some more #AceAttorneyInvestigations tonight! We left off right at the start of case 2 last time, live now!

twitch.tv/junkyard__dogs #SmallStreamer #AceAttorney
An edited screenshot of a tumblr post, text between asterisks has been edited/drawn on top, it reads as follows Post 1: "The *Detective* does not concern itself with the *Performance-Based Salary* when a little *fun and whimsy* is calling" There is a picture of Dick Gumshoe besides the post, a large man wearing a green coat, white shirt, and a faded red tie. He looks smug and prideful Post 2: "The *Detective* will never financially recover from this". There is another picture of Dick Gumshoe besides the post, he looks embarassed, and is scratching the back of his head
October 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
arkayeff.bsky.social
Going into a new game today! We took a long break from Ace Attorney, but we've been meaning to get back for some time now, and it's finally here. Starting Ace Attorney Investigations 2! Live now!

(Image by @gs10.bsky.social)

twitch.tv/junkyard__dogs #SmallStreamer #AceAttorney
Official art from Ace Attorney Investigations, cropped and zoomed in, as well as edited slightly It mainly featuers Miles Edgeworth, a young lawyer wearing a gaudy red suit, reaching out towards the camera. A PNG of his prosecutor's badge has been edited into his hand There are subtitles which read "I have waited (crossed out text which says '5.000 years') Since march for this!"
September 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
arkayeff.bsky.social
Mostly recovered from being sick, but taking it easy on my voice by sticking to #YoKaiWatch3 for a lil bit longer, may bring something new in by the weekend. Live now!

twitch.tv/junkyard__dogs #SmallStreamer #Yo-KaiWatch
An edit of the "The illusion of free choice" comic from the Abstruse Goose, in which a cow is presented two labeled paths that converge into the same hallway, changed to be about Yo-Kai Watch 3 Left hall has a sign that reads "Nate + Hailey quests", the right one reads "Busters T Storyline", and the hallway they converge into at the end has one that reads "10 more hours in the Cluvian Continent". The cow is also wearing a little archeologer's hat
September 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
arkayeff.bsky.social
Doing some more #Yo-KaiWatch3 tonight! Still sick, so we'll see how long this one goes, but we're still on quest cleanup duty! Also doing a bit of trickery to get caught up on Hazy Lane? Live now!

twitch.tv/junkyard__dogs #SmallStreamer #Yo-KaiWatch
Two panel meme, with top text on each and accompanying images from Yo-Kai Watch 3 1st panel, text reads 'Arkay: "Here's hoping I don't screw up Zombie night again!", the picture below is a simple screenshot of the Zombie night starting screen, which takes place in a children's bedroom at night 2nd panel, text reads 'Meanwhile, the average Marie B-Plot:' The picture is a complicated collage of screenshots at various levels of transparency showing Marie in the middle of one of the bossfights of the game. The screenshots show many of the difficult to avoid attacks, the punishing damage numbers, the over-the-top animations and expressions of the Zenlightened boss, as well as a small bit of text that reads "This is a critical hit she dealt btw:", next to a screenshot of an attack dealing 1 measly damage.
September 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
arkayeff.bsky.social
May be a shorter one today since my throat is sore, but we're doing some more #YoKaiWatch3 tonight! Our main goal this time around is to finish up as many of the Detective Agency quests as we can, live now!

twitch.tv/junkyard__dogs #SmallStreamer #YoKaiWatch
A redraw of the "NOT WHAT I'M CALLED" meme format, using characters from Yo-Kai Watch The character on the right is Whisper, an egg-shaped white spirit with a blue mouth. He seems upset The character on the right is Komasan, a small white dog with blue highlights and flaming eyebrows, carrying a green bag with white swirls they speak back and forth W: "hey guys" K: "Whisped Cream" W: "NOT WHAT I'M CALLED" K: (in semi-transparent, small text) "oh my swirls..."
September 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
arkayeff.bsky.social
Playing the funny ghosts game, streaming #Yo-KaiWatch3! Our goal is to see if we can go and finish some optional storylines tonight, live now!

twitch.tv/junkyard__dogs #SmallStreamer #Yo-KaiWatch
An edit of a screenshot of a facebook post, re-drawn to feature yo-kai watch characters The profile picture is a young brown-haired boy, the account name reads "Nate Adams", psted in "Yo-tacular" Post reads as follows: "Last month my dog disappeared. A week ago I found him and brought him home. Today my dog came back. Now I have two identical dogs." Underneath the post there is a picture of two shittily drawn dog Yo-Kai from the games, with identical designs featuring a lot of swirls, but different colour schemes. They have burning spirit fire eyebrows, and are carrying small sacks on their back. Also no the background isn't AI or anything like that I just used the smudge tool on the original wooden floor
September 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
arkayeff.bsky.social
Finishing up the weekend with some #YoKaiWatch3, starting to go into the realm of content that is new to both of us, so that's pretty exciting. Live now!

twitch.tv/junkyard__dogs #SmallStreamer #YoKaiWatch

(image by @gs10.bsky.social)
Top text bottom image meme utilizing screenshots from Yo-Kai Watch 3 'Yo-kai be like "I have my whole life ahead of me" no u dont, the [In-game screenshot of text that reads 'Enma's Equalizer'] is coming [crying emoji]' Underneath the text there is an in-game screenshot showing that the player has rolled high damage on their attack with the Enma Equalizer
September 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
arkayeff.bsky.social
Doing some more #YoKaiWatch3 tonight! Probably finishing up the Busters T story and doing the side content that that'd unlock, live now!

twitch.tv/junkyard__dogs #SmallStreamer #YoKaiWatch3
An edit of the "wireless device" cat meme, reads as follows ">[Yo-Kai Watch 3 In-game screenshot of stylized text, which reads 'Endless Night']" ">[Another screenshot, this time of an ominous large bell with a purple circle on it's side]" ">[The same stylized text from before, cropped and spliced together to instead read 'Ends']" The confused-looking cat in the meme has been drawn over to look like Jibanyan, a cat youkai from the game, with bright red fur with white patches, yellow eyes, and two flaming blue tails
September 6, 2025 at 9:40 PM
arkayeff.bsky.social
Coming back after a bit of a pause, fooling around in #YoKaiWatch3 post-game again, prolly doing some side-questing, live now!

twitch.tv/junkyard__dogs #YoKaiWatch #SmallStreamer
An edit of a picture of a gun being aimed at the sun The gun has been painted over with a cartoonish yellow and blue colour scheme, resembling the Yo-Kai Watch Dream, from YKW3. It features a clock on it's side with various different small colours and shapes The sun has been replaced with a small medal featuring Jibanyan, a small red cat spirit. The medal looks slightly blurred, as if moving very fast The upper corners of the screen have graphics saying "Foe mode" and "Charming Carbine"
September 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
arkayeff.bsky.social
Sudden impulsive stream, doing some #YoKaiWatch3 because we were bored lmao, time for post-game questing, live now!

twitch.tv/junkyard__dogs #SmallStreamer #YoKaiWatch
Edited promo art for Spy Kids 3, formatted as a top text bottom text meme about Yo-Kai Watch 3 The image itself features a man on a large screen in front of a crowd of people, he is pointing at the crowd, and his body sticks out of the screen, reaching out to the public. His face has been edited to be Nate Adams from Yo-Kai Watch, a young brown-haired kid. Besides him there is a png of Whisper, a white egg-shaped ghost The text reads as follows: (Top) "Whisper, Analyse" (Bottom) "This [Picture of a cartoonish snake] in particular"
August 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
arkayeff.bsky.social
Doing a bit more #YoKaiWatch3 yet again, we were stuck in rng hell for a lot of last stream so we're gonna try to avoid that tonight, live now!

twitch.tv/junkyard__dogs #SmallStreamer #YoKaiWatch

(image by @gs10.bsky.social)
Edit of the "Captain, it's Wednesday" Tintin comic panel An adult man with dark hair, a beard, and a disturbed look in his face says "What a side mode, huh?" as he leans over a bar A younger guy, blonde with short hair, wearing a coat, responds "Captain, it's [Screenshot of the title for the Suspicious Room in Yo-Kai Watch 3]" There is a dog on the side of the panel trying to steal a drink that is presumably for the Captain
August 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
arkayeff.bsky.social
Doing a bit more #YoKaiWatch3 tonight! Gonna be doing a lot of Blasters, and tons of post-game content this time around. Live now!

twitch.tv/junkyard__dogs #SmallStreamer #YoKaiWatch
A collage of several horses from Yo-Kai Watch 3 forming a texture across the entire image, with white bold chunky text in the foreground reading "Horsey", alongside a cropped picture of Hailey, a kid from the game, riding one of the horses
August 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
arkayeff.bsky.social
Finally onto the post-game on #YoKaiWatch3! We finished off last stream getting this little guy here, we're diving directly into all the content that was "too strong" before, live now!
(image by @gs10.bsky.social)

twitch.tv/junkyard__dogs #SmallStreamer #YoKaiWatch
A heavily edited picture of the art from initial D often used in eurobeat cover thumbnails, completely overhauled to feature yo-kai watch creatures and locations The picture consists of a teenager leaning over a car, overlayed on top of his face is the portrait for Jibanyan, and behind him there is a Chocobo, the background has been edited to resemble New Yo-Kai City, and text on the top right reads "Initial-Kai"
August 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
arkayeff.bsky.social
Finishing up the story for #YoKaiWatch3 tonight! Though we're likely to do a lot of post-game content as well. Live now!

twitch.tv/junkyard__dogs #SmallStreamer #YoKaiWatch

(image by @fallenkingdomking.bsky.social)
A screenshot from family guy, edited to feature characters from Yo-Kai Watch 3 The scene takes place inside a dining room, the characters, left to right, are Nate, Buck, Jibanyan, and Whisper. A horse is entering through the left side of the room
August 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
arkayeff.bsky.social
Coming back with more #YoKaiWatch3 tonight! The stories merged last stream, we also played a few side modes, though tonight we're focusing on more main story, live now!

twitch.tv/junkyard__dogs #SmallStreamer #YoKaiWatch
A shittily drawn two-panel comic, based on a similar premise by Haus of Decline, featuring Yo-Kai Watch 3 characters The first panel has a small round ghost (Whisper) placing his hand on a kid's (Nate) shoulder, saying "We may have to kill this one, Nate....", with the kid sighing "Aww man..." They both look dejected The second panel has an enthusiastic young girl with glasses and a toothy grin standing behind a small bunny-like animal in a space suit. The kid (Hailey) says "We're KILLING this one, Champy!!", there are sparkles around the word 'Killing'. The small animal (Usapyon) looks concerned, and says "Fuck."
August 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
arkayeff.bsky.social
We're canning Miitopia, will probably just play it in private on our own time, instead we're doing more #YoKaiWatch3 tonight!
We're about halfway done with the base game, I think? Live now!

twitch.tv/junkyard__dogs #SmallStreamer #YoKaiWatch
Edited screenshot from a anonymous messaging app, showing a 3 text exchange [Semi-transparent cutout of Dr. Francesca Stein from Yo-Kai Watch 3, a blonde female scientist, overlayed on top of the text] 'You: I should mention I'm transgeder, I was raised as a boy' 'Stranger: i don't care about that' 'Stranger: i only c are about gates of whimsy' [Semi-transparent cutout of Dr. Diana Gately, a brown-haired female scientist with red glasses, also from Yo-Kai Watch 3]
August 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM