RK Conan
@arkayconan.bsky.social
government surveillance on its own populace is beyond critical levels, but what I really want to ask of the g-man monitoring my computer is what do you think of the current chapter im writing 😳👉👈
April 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
government surveillance on its own populace is beyond critical levels, but what I really want to ask of the g-man monitoring my computer is what do you think of the current chapter im writing 😳👉👈
oh my god, this is one of the best things anyone has ever said to me 😭😭😭
life's been difficult and finding time to write has been even harder, but there is more BiMBO coming in the future, I promise you.
life's been difficult and finding time to write has been even harder, but there is more BiMBO coming in the future, I promise you.
I love your work so much, i hope to see more soon.
BIMBO is such a simple story but the way you right really elevates the work and capturing each beat and painting such a vivid picture while carrying such a lighthearted and fun tone.
Truley GOATED
BIMBO is such a simple story but the way you right really elevates the work and capturing each beat and painting such a vivid picture while carrying such a lighthearted and fun tone.
Truley GOATED
April 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM
oh my god, this is one of the best things anyone has ever said to me 😭😭😭
life's been difficult and finding time to write has been even harder, but there is more BiMBO coming in the future, I promise you.
life's been difficult and finding time to write has been even harder, but there is more BiMBO coming in the future, I promise you.
goth mommies deserve a champion
and I'm just the right man for the job
and I'm just the right man for the job
March 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
goth mommies deserve a champion
and I'm just the right man for the job
and I'm just the right man for the job
some people just need more help than others. the world's unfair. there's no shame in needing it, there's no shame in offering it.
March 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
some people just need more help than others. the world's unfair. there's no shame in needing it, there's no shame in offering it.
day 15,000 of I'M TRYING
March 12, 2025 at 10:31 AM
day 15,000 of I'M TRYING
the asshole in the mirror is fucking things up for me again
March 11, 2025 at 11:18 AM
the asshole in the mirror is fucking things up for me again
Post a pic from your device without explanation
March 10, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Post a pic from your device without explanation
Reposted by RK Conan
All smut writers should know the word "callipygian". It means "having shapely buttocks".
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/c...
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/c...
March 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
All smut writers should know the word "callipygian". It means "having shapely buttocks".
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/c...
www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/c...
the news makes me sad
porn makes me sad
the only thing that gives me joy is cooking, gardening, and squeezing in writing my erotica whenever can, which is not often 😔
porn makes me sad
the only thing that gives me joy is cooking, gardening, and squeezing in writing my erotica whenever can, which is not often 😔
March 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
the news makes me sad
porn makes me sad
the only thing that gives me joy is cooking, gardening, and squeezing in writing my erotica whenever can, which is not often 😔
porn makes me sad
the only thing that gives me joy is cooking, gardening, and squeezing in writing my erotica whenever can, which is not often 😔
Reposted by RK Conan
me, reading positive & constructive comments: clearly I'm capturing a cultures, erudite audience
me, reading especially harsh, critical comments: well this creature clearly knows nothing and I will disregard this entirely
me, reading especially harsh, critical comments: well this creature clearly knows nothing and I will disregard this entirely
March 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
me, reading positive & constructive comments: clearly I'm capturing a cultures, erudite audience
me, reading especially harsh, critical comments: well this creature clearly knows nothing and I will disregard this entirely
me, reading especially harsh, critical comments: well this creature clearly knows nothing and I will disregard this entirely
what's that thing where when you make a tiny mistake, instead of going "lol that was dumb," you go "I'm clearly a failure at life, have been surpassed by all my peers, and I have inherently less worth because of this"
I mean lol
I mean lol
March 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
what's that thing where when you make a tiny mistake, instead of going "lol that was dumb," you go "I'm clearly a failure at life, have been surpassed by all my peers, and I have inherently less worth because of this"
I mean lol
I mean lol
this one hurts
March 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
this one hurts
I see all the fetishes and kinks I have or would enjoy trying, and instead of trying to label myself this or that, you guys, I think I'm just a horny motherfucker
March 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I see all the fetishes and kinks I have or would enjoy trying, and instead of trying to label myself this or that, you guys, I think I'm just a horny motherfucker
an endorsement from the great @padty.bsky.social! 🔥❤️
February 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
an endorsement from the great @padty.bsky.social! 🔥❤️
you're saying all I have to do is keep writing incest erotica and soon I'll be a real boy??
February 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
you're saying all I have to do is keep writing incest erotica and soon I'll be a real boy??
her: nobody likes [attribute] on women
me: 🙋♂️ I like [attribute] very much
her: don't fetishize me
me: ...
her: ...
me:
me: 🙋♂️ I like [attribute] very much
her: don't fetishize me
me: ...
her: ...
me:
homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .
ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .
media.tenor.com
February 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
her: nobody likes [attribute] on women
me: 🙋♂️ I like [attribute] very much
her: don't fetishize me
me: ...
her: ...
me:
me: 🙋♂️ I like [attribute] very much
her: don't fetishize me
me: ...
her: ...
me:
"say the weird thing? pass, I know a trap when I hear it"
February 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
"say the weird thing? pass, I know a trap when I hear it"
one of the nicest things anyone has ever said about my writing. this was my first try at the Literotica Christmas contest in 2023.
www.literotica.com/s/incestmas
www.literotica.com/s/incestmas
February 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
one of the nicest things anyone has ever said about my writing. this was my first try at the Literotica Christmas contest in 2023.
www.literotica.com/s/incestmas
www.literotica.com/s/incestmas
my #erotica story count is low right now, sitting at seven, with an eighth WIP.
but 600+ fellow @literotica.com readers seem to like them, and they all have impeccable taste
but 600+ fellow @literotica.com readers seem to like them, and they all have impeccable taste
February 27, 2025 at 12:14 PM
my #erotica story count is low right now, sitting at seven, with an eighth WIP.
but 600+ fellow @literotica.com readers seem to like them, and they all have impeccable taste
but 600+ fellow @literotica.com readers seem to like them, and they all have impeccable taste
you all write way faster than I do
February 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
you all write way faster than I do
my brain the second I fuck up at work
February 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
my brain the second I fuck up at work
when I'm at the mall and see a thicc 6"1' Amazonian warrior
February 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
when I'm at the mall and see a thicc 6"1' Amazonian warrior
Reposted by RK Conan
one of the unsexy aspects of writing #erotica is constantly going back three sentences to see if I just referred to a guy's dick as a cock, member, hard-on, etc.
on principle, I'm averse to using the same anatomical terms twice in a row.
on principle, I'm averse to using the same anatomical terms twice in a row.
February 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
one of the unsexy aspects of writing #erotica is constantly going back three sentences to see if I just referred to a guy's dick as a cock, member, hard-on, etc.
on principle, I'm averse to using the same anatomical terms twice in a row.
on principle, I'm averse to using the same anatomical terms twice in a row.