Arkansaucian
@arkansaucian.bsky.social
Central Arkansan. Middle-aged bridge tr*ll. Diminutive. Tired.
One of my mom and dad’s new kittens. It’s been fun having kitten breaks the past couple days.
August 22, 2025 at 8:06 AM
One of my mom and dad’s new kittens. It’s been fun having kitten breaks the past couple days.
SDCC day 1 (we opted out of preview night) posilutely absotively whipped my ass. We accomplished all we meant to!
July 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
SDCC day 1 (we opted out of preview night) posilutely absotively whipped my ass. We accomplished all we meant to!
Ready to escape “Feels like: 109°” weather—
July 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Ready to escape “Feels like: 109°” weather—
Do not engage, just block.
June 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Do not engage, just block.
Whoopsie doodles!
(I got a warning for speeding. 🫠)
(I got a warning for speeding. 🫠)
June 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Whoopsie doodles!
(I got a warning for speeding. 🫠)
(I got a warning for speeding. 🫠)
If my license didn’t expire tomorrow, I’d not be standing in this long ass line for a Real ID.
April 25, 2025 at 12:59 PM
If my license didn’t expire tomorrow, I’d not be standing in this long ass line for a Real ID.
These overnight storms are bunk.
April 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
These overnight storms are bunk.
I blame this bullshit hair don’t on the ilks of Mary Bentley.
March 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I blame this bullshit hair don’t on the ilks of Mary Bentley.
I do love that AR does these kind of things. They have a set variety of seedlings available each Friday during late March and April.
March 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I do love that AR does these kind of things. They have a set variety of seedlings available each Friday during late March and April.
Oaklawn was kind to me today.
March 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Oaklawn was kind to me today.
I’m smart enough, but have trouble focusing to read a book. My mind either wanders or I can’t remember what I just read.
Can’t improve if I don’t practice. I’ve had this for 2 years. Time to get serious. I like the chapters I’ve made it through so far. @elienyc.bsky.social’s next book is out 3/25.
Can’t improve if I don’t practice. I’ve had this for 2 years. Time to get serious. I like the chapters I’ve made it through so far. @elienyc.bsky.social’s next book is out 3/25.
January 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I’m smart enough, but have trouble focusing to read a book. My mind either wanders or I can’t remember what I just read.
Can’t improve if I don’t practice. I’ve had this for 2 years. Time to get serious. I like the chapters I’ve made it through so far. @elienyc.bsky.social’s next book is out 3/25.
Can’t improve if I don’t practice. I’ve had this for 2 years. Time to get serious. I like the chapters I’ve made it through so far. @elienyc.bsky.social’s next book is out 3/25.
Flock of turkeys marching through the yard seems apt for today.
January 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Flock of turkeys marching through the yard seems apt for today.
ohhhhh, five years late we’ve hopped onto bread making for fun.
Keeping the starter alive is my job, but I just had hand surgery and can’t handle the dough or lift the bowl and Dutch oven—so I was the moral support. We learned our oven cooks a little hot.
Keeping the starter alive is my job, but I just had hand surgery and can’t handle the dough or lift the bowl and Dutch oven—so I was the moral support. We learned our oven cooks a little hot.
January 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
ohhhhh, five years late we’ve hopped onto bread making for fun.
Keeping the starter alive is my job, but I just had hand surgery and can’t handle the dough or lift the bowl and Dutch oven—so I was the moral support. We learned our oven cooks a little hot.
Keeping the starter alive is my job, but I just had hand surgery and can’t handle the dough or lift the bowl and Dutch oven—so I was the moral support. We learned our oven cooks a little hot.
Love this little blue dog. She’s enjoyed being off-leash today.
Normally she is an eloper.
Normally she is an eloper.
January 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Love this little blue dog. She’s enjoyed being off-leash today.
Normally she is an eloper.
Normally she is an eloper.
Three hours worth of snow.
January 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Three hours worth of snow.
We have several wooded acres and I love stumbling on fungi here.
December 2, 2024 at 12:30 AM
We have several wooded acres and I love stumbling on fungi here.
A beaut of a bird.
November 29, 2024 at 12:09 AM
A beaut of a bird.
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie:
(Big Bertha as Wonder Woman in a hot dog eating contest, by the wonderful @billmausart.bsky.social)
(Big Bertha as Wonder Woman in a hot dog eating contest, by the wonderful @billmausart.bsky.social)
November 27, 2024 at 10:27 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie:
(Big Bertha as Wonder Woman in a hot dog eating contest, by the wonderful @billmausart.bsky.social)
(Big Bertha as Wonder Woman in a hot dog eating contest, by the wonderful @billmausart.bsky.social)
This was so fun. It was the only game we caught this year, whether MiLB or MLB.
Need to be more intentional next year with both. We still have 20+ MLB parks left to visit.
Need to be more intentional next year with both. We still have 20+ MLB parks left to visit.
November 26, 2024 at 2:12 AM
This was so fun. It was the only game we caught this year, whether MiLB or MLB.
Need to be more intentional next year with both. We still have 20+ MLB parks left to visit.
Need to be more intentional next year with both. We still have 20+ MLB parks left to visit.
What an empty existence. Do what you will with this person’s info and follower list.
November 21, 2024 at 11:17 PM
What an empty existence. Do what you will with this person’s info and follower list.
