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Arkady Koshka
@arkadykoshka.bsky.social
all opinions are utterances under divine possession by Apollo while in a frenzied state produced by vapors rising from the chasm in the rocks
Enhance!

She has exactly 1 freckle and it’s in the middle of her little nose
November 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
tfw the tiny knife your bf made you matched your nail polish 💅
November 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
“Māther. It is 15 minutes past dinner time.”
October 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Took less than a week before we caught these two snuggin’
October 18, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Ms Marceline Marzipan McGillicuddy: Champion Napper
October 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Walked into Walgreens and said “just fuck me up”
October 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Brambles cannot wait to be the best big brother and is keeping vigil outside her door.
September 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
We went to the adoption fair “just to look,” but put the spare carrier in the trunk just in case.

Whoops we got a kitten ✨
September 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Did my nails last night and they’re an accidental perfect match for the tomato I just pulled
September 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I HAVE NEVER KNOWN A LOVE LIKE THIS BEFORE

my childe is perfection
August 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
This afternoon I went into a full trance state and immediately bought this off eBay.

The og labubu.

A fancy little sphinx girl.

A medieval illuminated manuscript cat done in the Victorian style circa 1991 who knows the date of my death.

I have never loved anything more.
August 11, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This is Jeremy, the groundhog who lives under our deck, and he’s not even a little bit sorry that he ate 90% of my sunflowers.
July 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
SUCCESS! Hopefully the inside is as tasty as the outside looks
July 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Pray for me, I’m attempting cherry clafoutis and I don’t know what I’m doing
July 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
PUMPKIN PROGRESS 🎇🎃
July 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Sorry to everyone who followed me for cosplay and nerd shit - when Twitter went down I was so pissed off that I went outside and touched grass so hard that now all I do is pick berries, grow pumpkins, cuddle my cat, and paint dumb little watercolors of him and I’m thriving 🥰
June 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The cherries from our tree this year are OBSCENE 👀
June 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
So I did a new photoshoot lol
June 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Blessed by that SoCal good good lighting
June 16, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Look at my pumpkin patches growing! Look at my chive blossom vinegar!
June 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Shoutout to the channel that only plays Portlandia. If no one else got me, I know the 24/7 Portlandia channel got me.
May 31, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I can’t believe I used to kill every single plant I touched and now every day I flit around the yard saying things like “I think the nasturtiums will bud soon!” and “the mini pumpkin pumpkin patch is coming in nicely!” and “the catnip is already growing, Brambles will be so happy!”
May 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
"How do you want to feel on your wedding day?"

me:
May 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
the inspiration pics I'm bringing to my first wedding dress shopping appointment
May 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
It’s because he is
May 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM