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If you want to explain something to me, you better include a map (he/him)
Yeah can we not show Matt Patricia on the screen
January 1, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Damn… one last middle finger from 2025
Isiah Whitlock Jr. has passed away at 71.
December 30, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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If I were a woman I would kiss as many of you as had beards that pleas’d me, complexions that lik’d me, and breaths that I defied not
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December 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
🎵 Mayonnaise, mayonnaise, mayonnaise, be creamy and white, and may all your BLTs be rye 🎵
December 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The in-season tournament is the best thing to happen to the NBA since the shot clock! Like, LOOK HOW EXCITED THEY ARE TO BE ADVANCING!!
nba.com NBA @nba.com · Dec 10
Next stop, Vegas 🏆

The Magic ADVANCE to the Emirates NBA Cup Semifinals!
December 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if Troy Aikman referred to Charlie Brown as a ‘heck of a football player’
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
There’s a street gang named after President Martin Van Buren?
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Mike Tomlin, YOU are a Penn State Nittany Lion!
Tired: James Franklin can’t win the big game

Wired: James Franklin can’t win the small game
October 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Tired: James Franklin can’t win the big game

Wired: James Franklin can’t win the small game
October 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
You do realize that by cutting out the middleman, you’re making the unemployment rate go up, right?
September 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
‘Oh noooo!’
ESPN hasn’t been this insanely hyped for a game since Zion Williamson’s debut.

If that’s any indication, UNC will disappoint tonight and everyone will start referring to Bill Belichick as ‘Mr. Bill’
September 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
ESPN hasn’t been this insanely hyped for a game since Zion Williamson’s debut.

If that’s any indication, UNC will disappoint tonight and everyone will start referring to Bill Belichick as ‘Mr. Bill’
September 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
My prediction:

- Flacco starts first five games
- Sanders starts next three games and then gets injured
- Flacco starts the next game and throws four interceptions
- Gabriel starts next four games
- Flacco starts for the rest of the season
espn.com ESPN @espn.com · Aug 18
Breaking: The Browns are naming Joe Flacco as their starting QB for Week 1, sources tell Adam Schefter.

Get breaking news alerts from Adam Schefter through the ESPN app: espn.smart.link/66rqoc9mb
August 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The next sandwich-based assault will have a New York Post headline called ‘Panini In The Ass’
August 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Resisting the temptation to start humming that song by the Drifters
August 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I think Bill could have offered himself as a human shield. Would be more than sufficient
Bill De Blasio is promising a human shield of New Yorkers to protect Mamdani from Trump
July 2, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I got two words for you, Andrew Cuomo: Hot Ones
June 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
This is the second time that I looked at the thumbnail and thought this article was about Jeremy Allen White
Paul Reubens made a decision to disappear himself from public life and present Pee-wee Herman as a real person. But there was a price to splitting himself in two, Michael Schulman writes.
Pee-wee Herman and the Cost of Dividing Yourself in Two
A new HBO documentary shows how the performer Paul Reubens came to resent his iconic alter ego.
nyer.cm
May 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Tusk!!
Without saying Landslide, fav Fleetwood Mac song?
May 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
‘Gonna get me a New York slice’
May 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Heath: It’s English Toffee
May 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
There’s no way that ESPN isn’t going to run a ‘Doc Rivers to the Lakers?’ segment in the near future
April 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I challenge you to find a bar in the Carolinas where the live music act doesn’t play ‘What I Got’
April 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM