Andrew
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If you want to explain something to me, you better include a map (he/him)
Yeah can we not show Matt Patricia on the screen
January 1, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Yeah can we not show Matt Patricia on the screen
Damn… one last middle finger from 2025
December 30, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Damn… one last middle finger from 2025
Reposted by Andrew
If I were a woman I would kiss as many of you as had beards that pleas’d me, complexions that lik’d me, and breaths that I defied not
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December 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
If I were a woman I would kiss as many of you as had beards that pleas’d me, complexions that lik’d me, and breaths that I defied not
🎵 Mayonnaise, mayonnaise, mayonnaise, be creamy and white, and may all your BLTs be rye 🎵
December 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
🎵 Mayonnaise, mayonnaise, mayonnaise, be creamy and white, and may all your BLTs be rye 🎵
The in-season tournament is the best thing to happen to the NBA since the shot clock! Like, LOOK HOW EXCITED THEY ARE TO BE ADVANCING!!
December 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The in-season tournament is the best thing to happen to the NBA since the shot clock! Like, LOOK HOW EXCITED THEY ARE TO BE ADVANCING!!
I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if Troy Aikman referred to Charlie Brown as a ‘heck of a football player’
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if Troy Aikman referred to Charlie Brown as a ‘heck of a football player’
There’s a street gang named after President Martin Van Buren?
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
There’s a street gang named after President Martin Van Buren?
Mike Tomlin, YOU are a Penn State Nittany Lion!
Tired: James Franklin can’t win the big game
Wired: James Franklin can’t win the small game
Wired: James Franklin can’t win the small game
October 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Mike Tomlin, YOU are a Penn State Nittany Lion!
Tired: James Franklin can’t win the big game
Wired: James Franklin can’t win the small game
Wired: James Franklin can’t win the small game
October 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Tired: James Franklin can’t win the big game
Wired: James Franklin can’t win the small game
Wired: James Franklin can’t win the small game
You do realize that by cutting out the middleman, you’re making the unemployment rate go up, right?
September 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
You do realize that by cutting out the middleman, you’re making the unemployment rate go up, right?
‘Oh noooo!’
ESPN hasn’t been this insanely hyped for a game since Zion Williamson’s debut.
If that’s any indication, UNC will disappoint tonight and everyone will start referring to Bill Belichick as ‘Mr. Bill’
If that’s any indication, UNC will disappoint tonight and everyone will start referring to Bill Belichick as ‘Mr. Bill’
September 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
‘Oh noooo!’
ESPN hasn’t been this insanely hyped for a game since Zion Williamson’s debut.
If that’s any indication, UNC will disappoint tonight and everyone will start referring to Bill Belichick as ‘Mr. Bill’
If that’s any indication, UNC will disappoint tonight and everyone will start referring to Bill Belichick as ‘Mr. Bill’
September 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
ESPN hasn’t been this insanely hyped for a game since Zion Williamson’s debut.
If that’s any indication, UNC will disappoint tonight and everyone will start referring to Bill Belichick as ‘Mr. Bill’
If that’s any indication, UNC will disappoint tonight and everyone will start referring to Bill Belichick as ‘Mr. Bill’
My prediction:
- Flacco starts first five games
- Sanders starts next three games and then gets injured
- Flacco starts the next game and throws four interceptions
- Gabriel starts next four games
- Flacco starts for the rest of the season
- Flacco starts first five games
- Sanders starts next three games and then gets injured
- Flacco starts the next game and throws four interceptions
- Gabriel starts next four games
- Flacco starts for the rest of the season
Breaking: The Browns are naming Joe Flacco as their starting QB for Week 1, sources tell Adam Schefter.
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Get breaking news alerts from Adam Schefter through the ESPN app: espn.smart.link/66rqoc9mb
August 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
My prediction:
- Flacco starts first five games
- Sanders starts next three games and then gets injured
- Flacco starts the next game and throws four interceptions
- Gabriel starts next four games
- Flacco starts for the rest of the season
- Flacco starts first five games
- Sanders starts next three games and then gets injured
- Flacco starts the next game and throws four interceptions
- Gabriel starts next four games
- Flacco starts for the rest of the season
The next sandwich-based assault will have a New York Post headline called ‘Panini In The Ass’
August 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The next sandwich-based assault will have a New York Post headline called ‘Panini In The Ass’
Resisting the temptation to start humming that song by the Drifters
August 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Resisting the temptation to start humming that song by the Drifters
I think Bill could have offered himself as a human shield. Would be more than sufficient
Bill De Blasio is promising a human shield of New Yorkers to protect Mamdani from Trump
July 2, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I think Bill could have offered himself as a human shield. Would be more than sufficient
I got two words for you, Andrew Cuomo: Hot Ones
June 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I got two words for you, Andrew Cuomo: Hot Ones
This is the second time that I looked at the thumbnail and thought this article was about Jeremy Allen White
Paul Reubens made a decision to disappear himself from public life and present Pee-wee Herman as a real person. But there was a price to splitting himself in two, Michael Schulman writes.
Pee-wee Herman and the Cost of Dividing Yourself in Two
A new HBO documentary shows how the performer Paul Reubens came to resent his iconic alter ego.
nyer.cm
May 30, 2025 at 12:17 AM
This is the second time that I looked at the thumbnail and thought this article was about Jeremy Allen White
Tusk!!
May 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Tusk!!
‘Gonna get me a New York slice’
May 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
‘Gonna get me a New York slice’
Heath: It’s English Toffee
May 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Heath: It’s English Toffee
There’s no way that ESPN isn’t going to run a ‘Doc Rivers to the Lakers?’ segment in the near future
April 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
There’s no way that ESPN isn’t going to run a ‘Doc Rivers to the Lakers?’ segment in the near future
I challenge you to find a bar in the Carolinas where the live music act doesn’t play ‘What I Got’
April 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I challenge you to find a bar in the Carolinas where the live music act doesn’t play ‘What I Got’