This I learned:

The clarity and color of my TV set dramatically improved by simply wiping all the accumulated cat pee off the screen, put there by my adopted stray tomcat, Albert. Amazing!

Mutatis, mutandis - use the procedure on your own TV for your own lovable male cat with a bad habit.

Pic:

There are religious fanatics y'all are unknowingly following because they hide their secret lives so well. When not on Bluesky, they spend their lives worshiping the deity at their secret bedroom shrine:

Keep at it!. You'll give us all passing grades if we do this, right? ... Right?

Also sending hottest pic available right now. Same low effort as the papers you're grading, though.

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Post your dream car and why is it the 1969 Rambler sedan or the AMC Pacer?

Get yourself some who loves you the way Ruby the cat is 'mirin:

Maybe it's just me, but the homoerotic Navy recruiting posters of my youth seemed a whole lot more effective. (Worked for me, I joined up).

You do know they've got that brazen bull waiting for you if you return?

Who wore their hat better? A fashion model or King Zog's sisters?

A guy can't go out to have a good time at a social media site such as Bluesky, without a dozen or more bot accounts sidling up to him at the bar and fluttering their eyelashes at him!

Pro tip: Only follow reporters eligible for journalism's highest award:

Better take advantage of the offer while spaces are still open. There may be others rushing for those seats to get them before you!

I mean, are they gonna be in the military parade in D.C. ? Just sayin' ...

Sometimes a military parade can be a "not boring" thing:

Been thinking about my past life when I participated in big military parades. Here's a pic to give you a sense of what the best ones can be like:

Fuck everything bad that's happening today in this fascist police state of a country, but on the bright side, before I log off for a while, here's a picture of my little cat Sheba: