Ari Shaffir
arishaffir.bsky.social
Ari Shaffir
@arishaffir.bsky.social
Triggering the untriggerables since 2001
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Check out my special 'JEW' on Youtube now. TRIGGER WARNING: you will be triggered
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2Yt...
Ari Shaffir - JEW (2022) FULL SPECIAL
YouTube video by Ari Shaffir
www.youtube.com
Fuck off lady, I don't care
April 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
He’s probably blue right now.
December 30, 2024 at 3:00 AM
woke up ready to TRIGGER!!!
December 29, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Cancer 1 - Greg Gumbel 0

Too bad he can't report on the results of that game!
December 28, 2024 at 3:43 AM
I'd love to have you on my show. Email me until I respond.
@arishaffir.bsky.social hi Ari I know you’ve dipped your toes in the jamband world. You should come to a Disco Biscuits show. They’re 30 years into their career and having quite the renaissance. We’ve got the best looking fans, the best drugs, and the best vibes.

Also I’ll do the pod. Tour=travel
December 26, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Free tickets to my Brea, CA shows for the owner of this vehicle.
Average Cyber Truck license plate:
December 12, 2024 at 8:07 PM
HE WAS GROSS
Leftists… don’t point your anger towards Daniel Penny. Point it towards the piece of shit cops who refused to give mouth to mouth CPR because they thought he was gross and might have a disease. They let him die
December 11, 2024 at 4:10 AM
TRIGGERED ANOTHER UNTRIGGERABLE!
December 9, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Do you think I went to public school, you fucking idiot?
December 8, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Ireland isn't an entire country, it's a suburb of England.
December 7, 2024 at 4:18 PM
What the fuck kind of name is that? Learn English
December 7, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Fuck Ireland and Fuck You
lol Well played.

Bitch, you aint coming to Ireland so naahhh

Ima mute you now. No time to waste on maga idiots.
December 7, 2024 at 4:07 AM
Get your tickets now!
December 4, 2024 at 8:02 PM
MAGA bitch!
@arishaffir.bsky.social

I'm curious if you wanted to say anything publicly about pals of yours like Rogan giving Donnie the red carpet back into the White House?

Fair enough, he's just an idiot. But surely with that level of microphone comes a shred of public responsibility?
December 4, 2024 at 5:48 AM
I’m going to say every slur. Yes, especially THAT one.
@arishaffir.bsky.social My new special “America’s Sweetheart” will be coming to @netflixisajoke.bsky.social next year along with my 2022 special ‘Jew’.

Thanks #Deadline for announcing. You better get your tickets to #TheFarewellTour before they’re all sold out.

His 1st album:
tinyurl.com/84n6ah3u
November 29, 2024 at 12:50 AM
IT HASN'T EVEN STARTED YET!
Please stop the genocide, Ari
November 25, 2024 at 9:23 PM
I referred to her by one name but it wasn’t either of those…
The idea that those on the left will ever agree enough to be an “echo chamber” is rather funny to me.

We couldn’t even agree whether to refer to Kamala Harris by her first or last name.
November 24, 2024 at 2:13 AM
I'll be the best comedian dead
You are the worst comedian alive
November 24, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Come see me live!
November 24, 2024 at 1:58 AM
I STAND WITH ANDREW SCHULZ
“Don’t let no white comedian talk about no Black women that’s law.” - Kendrick Lamar
November 22, 2024 at 11:02 PM
November 22, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Follow my friend Shane, he needs the bump
November 21, 2024 at 8:28 PM
PROTECT OUR PARKS!
To the leaders of the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE): As stewards of our nation’s parks, we stand firmly against any attempt to undermine the mission of the National Park Service. (1/7)
November 21, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Check out my special 'JEW' on Youtube now. TRIGGER WARNING: you will be triggered
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2Yt...
Ari Shaffir - JEW (2022) FULL SPECIAL
YouTube video by Ari Shaffir
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2024 at 7:57 PM
People say edgy comedy is cringe but they're just mad at me for TRIGGERING them!
November 20, 2024 at 7:52 PM