Let the people trapped in the bean out and seal it back up with ice agents who posed in front of it.
November 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Let the people trapped in the bean out and seal it back up with ice agents who posed in front of it.
Another afternoon wasted pondering whether Steven Wright or Wallace Shawn would win in a squint off
September 4, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Another afternoon wasted pondering whether Steven Wright or Wallace Shawn would win in a squint off
“That's when I gave my cousin Pez. Gave my cousin Pez, gave my cousin Pez…”
- Weird Al, if he had any guts
- Weird Al, if he had any guts
May 4, 2025 at 5:28 AM
“That's when I gave my cousin Pez. Gave my cousin Pez, gave my cousin Pez…”
- Weird Al, if he had any guts
- Weird Al, if he had any guts
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I'm just glad Pope Francis didn't live long engough to see the Kanye tweet.
April 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I'm just glad Pope Francis didn't live long engough to see the Kanye tweet.
Kinda redundant no?
April 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Kinda redundant no?
No, not until she drops her mixtape
February 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
No, not until she drops her mixtape
What a fate for the Jewish people…to become Polish
February 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
What a fate for the Jewish people…to become Polish
Damn TikTok is being court ordered to turn into X.
January 11, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Damn TikTok is being court ordered to turn into X.
Except for the mention of taking on healthcare, these sound pretty much exactly like the rationales people gave for voting for GW Bush. Especially “run the country like a business”
December 10, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Except for the mention of taking on healthcare, these sound pretty much exactly like the rationales people gave for voting for GW Bush. Especially “run the country like a business”
In terms of armed antiestablishment icons, is this the biggest win for the bi community since Dog Day Afternoon?
December 9, 2024 at 9:20 PM
In terms of armed antiestablishment icons, is this the biggest win for the bi community since Dog Day Afternoon?
No you idiot Harold & Kumar weren't just 'going to White Castle.' They were transgressing the castle of whiteness!
September 10, 2024 at 5:44 PM
No you idiot Harold & Kumar weren't just 'going to White Castle.' They were transgressing the castle of whiteness!
Each time I see these movie stills of Timothee Chalamet all I can hear in my head is Keanu Reeves voice going “I AM Bob Dylan!”
August 2, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Each time I see these movie stills of Timothee Chalamet all I can hear in my head is Keanu Reeves voice going “I AM Bob Dylan!”
Let me get this straight…you just want to rock down to electric avenue…and then, if I’m following you correctly, you want us to take it higher!?!
August 2, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Let me get this straight…you just want to rock down to electric avenue…and then, if I’m following you correctly, you want us to take it higher!?!
Ah the sweet soothing sounds of one or two fireworks going off each couple of minutes for several hours
July 5, 2024 at 6:05 AM
Ah the sweet soothing sounds of one or two fireworks going off each couple of minutes for several hours
My fav punk song growing up was by a local band led by my bike mechanic where he sung in a kinda faux british goth voice, repeating just one verse with an increasingly frantic tone, “Happy Mother’s Day...Daddy!” This day always brings back warm memories of jamming out to that.
May 13, 2024 at 1:32 AM
My fav punk song growing up was by a local band led by my bike mechanic where he sung in a kinda faux british goth voice, repeating just one verse with an increasingly frantic tone, “Happy Mother’s Day...Daddy!” This day always brings back warm memories of jamming out to that.
Developing a method of Ayurvedic healing where I deal with reoccuring painful memories by rubbing various spices in my eyes
April 29, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Developing a method of Ayurvedic healing where I deal with reoccuring painful memories by rubbing various spices in my eyes
Acquitted by a jury of my peers on all counts of being a real ass dude
April 27, 2024 at 8:07 AM
Acquitted by a jury of my peers on all counts of being a real ass dude
Giving a polite “aw shucks” shrug with just a trace of smugness in my smile as Alanis Morrisette bellows “Thank you India!” over the speakers of this empty mall food court.
April 10, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Giving a polite “aw shucks” shrug with just a trace of smugness in my smile as Alanis Morrisette bellows “Thank you India!” over the speakers of this empty mall food court.
It was only until my after my white friends declared it “weird” that I ever gave any thought to how I would speak the “American” way at school and then go home & codeswitch to addressing to my Indian parents in a moderately offensive Jamaican accent.
March 30, 2024 at 11:31 PM
It was only until my after my white friends declared it “weird” that I ever gave any thought to how I would speak the “American” way at school and then go home & codeswitch to addressing to my Indian parents in a moderately offensive Jamaican accent.
All I really want is to leave this garbage world where we are always online yelling at everyone and go back to when we'd spend our nights looking up at the stars yelling at them about the failed crop harvest threatening the survival of our families.
March 24, 2024 at 4:41 AM
All I really want is to leave this garbage world where we are always online yelling at everyone and go back to when we'd spend our nights looking up at the stars yelling at them about the failed crop harvest threatening the survival of our families.
Call your representatives about the equal time rule. Houthis deserve a Super Bowl ad!
February 12, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Call your representatives about the equal time rule. Houthis deserve a Super Bowl ad!
Imagine if all the liberal & conservative comedians thumbed their nose at all this drummed up controversy & just got together to perform their amazing bits someplace idk like on a cruise ship & that ship sailed idk constantly near the Red Sea & the Gulf of Aden
😍😍😍
😍😍😍
February 5, 2024 at 3:21 AM
Imagine if all the liberal & conservative comedians thumbed their nose at all this drummed up controversy & just got together to perform their amazing bits someplace idk like on a cruise ship & that ship sailed idk constantly near the Red Sea & the Gulf of Aden
😍😍😍
😍😍😍
Christy George, exec director of democratic convention host committee confronted by five brave disrupting protestors over genocide in Palestine (3 featured here). They are totally unprepared for how it’s going to go down this summer.
February 2, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Christy George, exec director of democratic convention host committee confronted by five brave disrupting protestors over genocide in Palestine (3 featured here). They are totally unprepared for how it’s going to go down this summer.
It’s Saturday night, who’s down to do it up right 💀🎉🕺🏽
December 24, 2023 at 2:08 AM
It’s Saturday night, who’s down to do it up right 💀🎉🕺🏽
Hunter Biden shit is wild. I didn’t even know you could owe back taxes on your penis.
December 8, 2023 at 11:45 PM
Hunter Biden shit is wild. I didn’t even know you could owe back taxes on your penis.