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Ari (they/them)🌿🌾🏳️‍🌈🍉
@ariopteryx.bsky.social
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Co-owner of @artemisfarms.bsky.social 🌒
Nerd generalist with a design degree
Writer, aspiring author, and recovering architect
Non-binary, queer, Seattle based small scale farmer scared about climate change
https://www.artemisfarmswa.com/
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My ballot is now cured! It was super easy
A screenshot from King County Elections ballot tracker site indicating that my ballot was recieved, verified, and counted
November 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
ariopteryx.bsky.social
DO THIS! I never have had issues before, but this time there was an issue with signature match. I just sent in a form on my phone to cure my ballot:

info.kingcounty.gov/kcelections/...
A screenshot from King County Elections ballot tracker site indicating that my ballot was recieved, but my signature was not verified
November 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
ariopteryx.bsky.social
An image of Denathor from Return of the King with text that reads: "Now is not the time for hope" -Bruce Harrell
October 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
ariopteryx.bsky.social
Werner Herzog in the Mandalorian edited to say "There is too much liqud in the baby"
September 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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I go up to the attic and search for a locked box. "I knew I kept this around for a reason," I say to myself, blowing dust off the lid which reveals the words: Judge Judy. I open the box and rifle through it until I find what I'm looking for:
A quaint floral pattern surrounding fluid script that reads: Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining
September 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
ariopteryx.bsky.social
Happy Cerveza Cristal Day! May the cold refreshing hops be with you
An image of a pensive Obiwan Kanobi from a New Hope beside an image of robed hands lifitng a Cerveca Cristal beer out of an ice filled cooler
May 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
ariopteryx.bsky.social
SCREEEEEEWWWW......ge
Waldorf's portayal of Jacob Marley as a door knocker from The Muppet Christmas Carol
March 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
ariopteryx.bsky.social
hole
A mildly suggestive photo of a large knobby tree trunk centered on a large round hole in the middle
January 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
ariopteryx.bsky.social
If you see this post, do it!

pronouns: they/them
height: 6'1"
shoe: 12
zodiac: pisces
smoke: some
tattoos: two
piercings: none
fav drink: imperial stouts
A photo of me under a tree on a sunny day. I'm wearing round sunglasses and look happy if you can believe it
December 3, 2024 at 7:08 PM
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[Everyone disliked that] meme in green text against a videogame backdrop
November 29, 2024 at 1:51 AM
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An itteration of Peaky Blinders' Tommy Shelby's wedding pep talk meme where he points furiously "No Defeatism" the rallies the room "No fucking defeatism"
November 26, 2024 at 10:59 PM
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I can't believe we're actually doing the bit from Dr. Strangelove
I am so tired
A screen capture from Kubrik's Dr Stranglelove where Airforce General Jack D. Ripper confides to an increasingly concerned Peter Sellers about the degredation of his precious bodily fluids, quoting: "Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face"
November 23, 2024 at 7:04 PM
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The green house frame is coming together!
An assembled frame with triangular butresses of painted 2x4 lumber in our field. It's over 10ft tall and 24' long so far
November 12, 2024 at 2:40 AM
ariopteryx.bsky.social
‪If you were a villain, who would you be?
An image from The Labyrinth (1986) of the Goblin King (David Bowie) sitting nonchalantly in his throne
November 10, 2024 at 2:54 AM
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Got to sell at columbia city market today! It was a good turnout despite the rain. Excited to be back in a month
Artemis Farms' matket table with bright squash, red carrots, turnips, and leafy greens set on a starry blue tablecloth
November 10, 2024 at 1:02 AM
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Went to the farm the day after. We're going to keep growing, and keep building. Food is at the heart of community:
A photo of our small farm plot at early sunset. The sky is bright with dappled clouds. There is a stack of painted wood and a frames ready to be assembled into a future green house
November 8, 2024 at 7:02 AM
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Asking all of my astrology friends how this is going to affect 'the vibe'
A post from Pop Base on twitter with an image of a space rock flying past earth that says: "Earth is set to temporarily obtain another moon on September 29th. The asteroid known as 'mini-moon' is expected to make a single orbit journey around Earth, ending on November 25th."
September 19, 2024 at 1:52 PM
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#627,841!
First 10% of users. See how skilled I am a squandering my potential!
September 17, 2024 at 6:31 AM
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Repost with a banger photo of you

Because sometimes that’s all it takes to make you feel a little better
A black and white photo of me in a large black sun hat holding a boquet
August 20, 2024 at 7:33 PM
ariopteryx.bsky.social
What's your sign?
A USPS shipping label with stamped letters that spell: RELAX IT'S JUST CHAOS
August 18, 2024 at 1:53 AM
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Incredible moment during the olympic women's soccer semifinal match as US leads over Germany in overtime:
An image of a US fan in a hotdog costume next to a German fan in a frauentrachten cheering the teams with their respective flags. The commentator: "Germany fearing the wörst"
August 9, 2024 at 9:39 PM
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The image of Poe Dameron from Starwars 'The Rise of the Skywaker', just before he says, "Somehow Palpatine returned"
August 3, 2024 at 9:48 PM
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A two panel of the infamous (complimentary) drag queen Divine. The top panel, a reporter asks Divine "Could you give us some of your political beliefs?" On the bottom panel Divine responds "Kill everyone now"
June 28, 2024 at 10:55 PM
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An image of George Costanza holding up a baseball bat with a poorly draw cartoonish ax blade placed the top. A quote bubble points to the skeet below
June 10, 2024 at 10:52 PM
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An image of George Costanza holding up a baseball bat with a poorly draw cartoonish ax blade placed the top. A quote bubble points to the skeet below
June 10, 2024 at 10:49 PM