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ScAriock
@ariock.bsky.social
YOLO, YMMV
mastodon: xoxo.zone/@Ariock
he/him
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Avatar is an elder gordon-freeman-type in labcoat doing science
Header image is by @gupfee.bsky.social from when we'd play Rock Band on Vimeo
I get that maybe everyone is excited that the lego movie is a story about connecting with your children and the child inside, but Harry Chapin did it better and forty years earlier.
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I really enjoyed the lego movie, but "better?" Than Barbie? I guess I can see your point of view, since you've just watched it with your children. Which is like, the entire point of the movie?
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I really need to get/read this. I've heard nothing but good things.
November 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
You can't possibly be this fucking stupid, can you? Jesus fucking Christ, resign so someone who isn't a fucking idiot can replace you.
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Crewmember: *sings stairway to heaven*
Melissa: "Why do LIKE that song?"
2025 AI: "That's a great song choice! I love Amy Grant! You should be on America's Great Talent Show! Do you have any other songs you'd like me to be sad about?"
November 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
"Watch this WILD moment"
*watches*
*person politely answers question and leaves.*
*person asking questions freaks out*
You losing your shit isn't the dunk you think it is?
You refer to yourself as a "journalist." You imagine Cronkite posting something this poorly thought out?
October 31, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Look. I'm no fan of the Dodgers, but just to be safe, how about no matter WHO wins, California joins Canada as the 11th province?
October 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Maybe when the person wins the auction and learns the method of solving the last bit they'll tell us. Maybe it's Solitaire code!
October 21, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Technically, it's not solved, right?
October 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM