ariisyourking.bsky.social
@ariisyourking.bsky.social
There are some people who really still make me feel like I’m a high school dork trying to make friends. And just to be clear, these people used to be my best friends
November 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The second cocktail is tasting like, I hope I run into someone I haven’t seen in years
June 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I’m at the barrrrrrr
Soooo
Gay stuffffffffd
June 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Reposted
Meet our next "My Place" storyteller, Ari Figueroa!

Carnie, librarian, drag queen, and teacher—these are just some of the faces Ari has worn. Learn more about them and get tickets to our show (ONE WEEK FROM TODAY!!) here: www.noyoutellit.com/2025/05/21/m...
May 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Might work on my book today 👀
March 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
They don’t tell you how easy it is to fall into your partners sleep pattern. Suddenly my body is waking me up at 7:45am every morning. Anyways, I restarted “Hacks”.
March 28, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Everyday hurts
March 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I’m sick of crying everyday
March 6, 2025 at 5:25 PM
It’s so disgusting that the Oscars fully left Michelle Trachtenberg from the In Memoriam but did a whole tribute to Gene Hackman. Just proves what Hollywood thinks of women.
March 3, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Tiny lil nature hand
February 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Cliché
February 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Pretty sure a street vendor near NYU scammed me a bit. $11 for a lamb gyro and a drink? Guess prices are going up everywhere
February 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
There was a time when majority, if not all of the drag community in NYC knew me. Turnover is real and if you’re not constantly networking, you’re not getting the gigs. I don’t blame anyone for what I don’t have. This country revolves around money in relation to exposure and drag is no different.
February 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Having people stay with you when they come to town is so fucking exhausting.
(Does not apply to my drag daughter solely lol)
February 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Watching The Substance for the 4th time. Demi Moore deserves every award under the sun
February 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I love how gay I feel drinking my large Sabrina Carpenter iced shaken oatmilk espresso in the middle of winter 😜🏳️‍🌈
February 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I’m about to buy a desktop computer just so I can play the rereleased Sims 1 &2 😭
February 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
This Sims 1 background build mode piano piece has no reason to be so beautiful. And I’m not just saying this because the Eddie just hit. #thesims

open.spotify.com/track/4Oosq5...
Buying Lumber
Jerry Martin · The Sims (Original Soundtrack) · Song · 2007
open.spotify.com
January 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I wish my bills wouldn’t send me thank you emails after I pay them. It makes me feel like I drunkenly slept with them and they’re texting me the next day. I wanna forget it happened, leave me alone.
January 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Left work early. I’m gonna go home, get insanely high, and pretend I live in a different country.
January 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Iykyk
January 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Is Woody Harrelson lowkey hot? Asking for a friend
January 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
This lunar standstill just HAD to be in cancer. My emotions are WRECKED😭 🌕
January 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
If TikTok ends tomorrow, remember it is more proof that we are becoming a communist country who wants to control the people and free speech.
If Trump saves it tomorrow, remember that Hitler did something similar to get the masses on his side and TikTok will become a site for Republican propaganda.
January 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
If you have a cat, can I pick them up?
January 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM