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Lead counsel for Defendants (Estate of Little Timmy et al. v. WellCorp)
Always a good sign when a complaint huffily references a coexistence agreement but doesn't (a) cite the terms or (b) actually allege the complained-of conduct breaches those terms 🙃
August 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
this goes with the dolans using facial recognition to detect and ban from their venues lawyers who are employed by firms suing them
August 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
my erudite opinion is that it's giving "evil mode"
August 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
p surprising that it took until 2023 to reach a coexistent agreement!
July 31, 2025 at 6:01 PM
validating the axiom, "machines don't replace workers. cartoon dog bosses chomping cigars replace workers"
July 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
This notice seems to state wrongly that the "entering unlawfully" fine applies to anyone who *previously* entered unlawfully and is "later encountered in the interior of the United States"—but the statute (Sec. 1325(b)(1)) requires they be "apprehended while entering." Is that a fair reading?
June 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
One confusion created with the division: he's at a loss to identify an independent purpose to amassing the "central library," if not LLM dev. It's like he assumed that AI developers wanted a Borgesian universal repository just *cuz*. Then held "idk no reason" is not a valid factor 1 purpose
June 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
fucking heavens, lol
January 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
oh yeah man how's the securities class action going! i just billed 0.4 hours screenshotting the phrase "DISCLAIMER: NO OVHOES WERE HARMED DURING THE MAKING OF THIS VIDEO." had to get the close-up shot too
January 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Having encountered turkeys in person for the first time after moving to Cambridge, I can reliably confirm that those birds merit no interaction with the justice system beyond a few warranted traffic violations.
November 26, 2024 at 12:16 AM
iapps.courts.state.ny.us
November 26, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Do you know if the Concord hearing will be publicly available? I can't quite tell from Judge Lee's website.
November 25, 2024 at 2:25 PM