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ariever.bsky.social
ari ever
@ariever.bsky.social
🪶big, brown, and ready to fuck around🪶
Anishinaabe, spicy brain, professional herder of cats.
I had to stop watching at record time. Can’t track him at all, but I fear that may be the point
December 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
It’s a truly wild start. I’ll never get used to the random numbers he pulls out of his ass
December 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Totally normal to use my slice of marble jack to make my bugle crumbs into a neat pile and squeegee them into my mouth, yup 🥰
December 1, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Idk but folks in my circle cracked into a can of our reserve of original FourLoko to celebrate/cope/cry. Dunno what that could mean but seems relevant!
November 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Oh no beloved! I merely wish that elections didn’t fall so close to your bday, bc if we’re gonna drink, it should be to celebrate you and your big wins!
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Isn’t it tradition at this point?!
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM