This album is still a vibe for me!!!

🎵What’s the storyyyy🎵

I would’ve told her “that’s because it had a laxative in it” and walked off laughing

- If you didn’t sign the contract, you can’t get nothing!

Thank you for coming to my TED TALK part 1…Y’all have a lovely day!

- Remember to get your work letter BEFORE you get to socializing. Especially, if you’re going out of town…When you get to keke-ing with JoJo and ‘em, you’re gonna forget!

- if you know you HAVE to have an obituary, GET THERE EARLY enough to get one! And don’t be mad if you come late and there is no more

- Stop thinking if a visitation starts 3pm, we’ll let you in early cuz you have to go to work…it ain’t happening

-These deacons getting upset cuz they gotta be at the church early to unlock the doors…if you don’t like it pass the keys!!!

- These pastors that come in here talking about “We don’t allow the bier to be open during the service, the grieving process needs to start now so close at the beginning…

SIR did you put in on this, to choose what the grieving FAMILY should do????

- At the service’s there always that one family member who SWEAR they are in charge but haven’t put ONE DIME towards the bill.

- Y’all burn gas and come to the funeral home looking for a person but don’t know the decease’s name. Then have the nerve to say “I just know they uncle is Johnny. Is he here?”

Same…then I be wishing I was there

✨✨ Go forth and be great!! You got this!!!

🗣️𝔸𝔹𝕊𝕆𝕃𝕌𝕋𝔼 𝔹𝔸ℝ𝔼 𝕄𝕀ℕ𝕀𝕄𝕌𝕄!!!

𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕕𝕚𝕕 𝕡𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕒𝕜𝕖𝕤 𝕕𝕠 𝕥𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦????

I believe a lot of folks stopped because everything went to the websites and blogs. Others, like my mom stopped because I think the subscription prices were getting out of hand.