Ariel ✨
arielmicheaux.bsky.social
Ariel ✨
@arielmicheaux.bsky.social
Overachiever. Clever girl.
One of my coworkers (who has worked here for 2 months) just told me, “if you’re doing it to be healthy, it’s fine, but it looks like you’re shrinking and you don’t need too!”
April 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Me yelling at an asshole today for yelling at an unhoused man for talking about God:

It’s literally Maundy Thursday you fucking heathen!
April 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Got in line first at the post office. The girlies are mad I’m having the 1 clerk look for a package. Blame Doug Tulino not me!
April 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I’ve been avoiding the internet because working in (local) government, I see the writing on the wall & it will and can be worse than the thinkpieces say.
March 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I’ve been tasked with creating a lecture on de-escalation and avoiding adding to high stress situations. If I do say so myself, it’s a great one, but really the overarching theme is “don’t be an asshole” and “it’s not about you, people are frazzled and coming to us for help”
February 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
At a bar in the middle of nowhere and they just cut the music to do the National Anthem.
February 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
& Serena doin her thing okay sis
February 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The whole US screaming A MINOR would make me sick lmfao
February 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Honestly it’s making me a little sick I’m not seeing Kendrick & SZA in concert 😩
My baby is giving CATALOG
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
For the first time in 4 years, I don’t owe on my taxes. I’m still paying off last years (lol), but a win is a win
January 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
This lady in my ASL class literally was banging on the door to get inside and finally tried to open it. The teacher said “it’s a door, maam” and I screamed
January 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I got my wedding shoes today. They’re so fucking good. @oldloserinbrooklyn.bsky.social thank you for posting about these magnificent shoes
January 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
At a conference and someone just mentioned the stat that San Bernardino & Riverside Counties combined are the same size as South Carolina. This is blowing my mind
December 5, 2024 at 5:48 PM
In a book club and DNF’d the book 11 pages in. Welp 😂
December 4, 2024 at 4:12 AM
Really hot take, the banks & local governments did (by using bad zoning ordinances)
November 28, 2024 at 8:39 PM
November 23, 2024 at 5:10 PM
A list that is my kind of carrying on #AddToTBGWTSky
We started a list for fans of our podcast. If you’d like to be added just skeet (🤣) #AddToTBGWTSky and we will add you to the list. This way you can find your fellow Tippers among BlueSky.
November 23, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Honestly, we all know it’s going to be bad. But like. this is going to be the thing, and local governments won’t be able to do shit to help.
November 23, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Sick, drinking a cuppa…so obviously I’m considering cleaning my closet. Could I actually get rid of half this time???
November 23, 2024 at 12:17 AM
My nail girl is quitting nails because she’s having a baby. If you see me with hideous nails over the next few months, I’m trying to find someone who won’t fuck up my wedding nails
November 22, 2024 at 11:44 PM
I deleted my tweeter so long ago, I forgot how to do this. I started texting people my inane thoughts instead 😂
November 22, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Honestly add an extra .50¢ or round up to the next dollar (whichever is less). Make money by not emailing me, I beg
I would pay a small fee to not be added to a mailing list when I buy something online.
November 22, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Using my first “skeet” to say that depression is kicking my ass
November 20, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Chances are high I’ll starve to death
November 20, 2024 at 9:26 PM