Who signed me up for a NASCAR email blast? 😑
June 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Who signed me up for a NASCAR email blast? 😑
I know I shouldn't be using AI for anything, but I will never feel sorry for having my phone assistant screen calls for me. I don't know you, talk to the computer.
June 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I know I shouldn't be using AI for anything, but I will never feel sorry for having my phone assistant screen calls for me. I don't know you, talk to the computer.
I've been dragged into the world of voice memos. Will this be my new thing? (Almost certainly not.)
June 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I've been dragged into the world of voice memos. Will this be my new thing? (Almost certainly not.)
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PSA that Eli Roth does not deserve your support, horror fans.
June 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
PSA that Eli Roth does not deserve your support, horror fans.
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I’ve never forgotten this picture from 2016 and how it completely reshaped my understanding of how the media covers protests.
But if a few people in masks start lighting stuff on fire? Then you have news. This creates an *enormous* attentional advantage towards the most violent and chaotic kind of protest.
June 11, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I’ve never forgotten this picture from 2016 and how it completely reshaped my understanding of how the media covers protests.
Having a big dog significantly boosts your number of random conversations with straight men in their 60s.
June 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Having a big dog significantly boosts your number of random conversations with straight men in their 60s.
If I believe this to be the absolute gayest (and thus arguably the best) music video of all time, where do I log that information? Is social media fun anymore?
youtu.be/7T4rz4NsYjk?...
youtu.be/7T4rz4NsYjk?...
Cher - SOS (Official HD Music Video)
YouTube video by Cher
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June 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
If I believe this to be the absolute gayest (and thus arguably the best) music video of all time, where do I log that information? Is social media fun anymore?
youtu.be/7T4rz4NsYjk?...
youtu.be/7T4rz4NsYjk?...
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Bark softly and carry a big stick with Dallas Kelly and @arielitalic.bsky.social.
January 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Bark softly and carry a big stick with Dallas Kelly and @arielitalic.bsky.social.
Spending the morning saying everything to my husband in Nosferatu voice; thinking he's gonna be dealing with this a lot in 2025.
December 30, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Spending the morning saying everything to my husband in Nosferatu voice; thinking he's gonna be dealing with this a lot in 2025.
I love when a random Google k-hole ends with a banger reveal like "Stacy London is gay."
December 14, 2024 at 7:01 PM
I love when a random Google k-hole ends with a banger reveal like "Stacy London is gay."
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Going to try and write about this
December 7, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Going to try and write about this
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Honestly, the question "what if this is as good as it gets" chills me more by the day.
November 24, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Honestly, the question "what if this is as good as it gets" chills me more by the day.
Oh also I have a dog now. Her name is Dallas, she's six months old, and she's the most beautiful lady in the whole world.
November 23, 2024 at 1:36 AM
Oh also I have a dog now. Her name is Dallas, she's six months old, and she's the most beautiful lady in the whole world.
I'm told I should try this place again. So here I am, even though my only remaining coherent thought is that the staff at the GameStop next to the Grove is top-tier.
November 23, 2024 at 1:07 AM
I'm told I should try this place again. So here I am, even though my only remaining coherent thought is that the staff at the GameStop next to the Grove is top-tier.
I love when queers give other queers little discounts and shit at work as an "I see you" present.
November 13, 2023 at 4:25 PM
I love when queers give other queers little discounts and shit at work as an "I see you" present.
There's a lot of ways to kill an hour, but calling Con Edison is one of the only ways to witness someone else brutally murder your time for sport.
November 7, 2023 at 4:11 PM
There's a lot of ways to kill an hour, but calling Con Edison is one of the only ways to witness someone else brutally murder your time for sport.
This morning, because I was feeling extra fancy, I upgraded my "Grape Nuts with cinnamon" to "Grape Nuts with cinnamon and a pinch of cardamom."
September 26, 2023 at 4:31 PM
This morning, because I was feeling extra fancy, I upgraded my "Grape Nuts with cinnamon" to "Grape Nuts with cinnamon and a pinch of cardamom."
Do things... happen here yet?
September 5, 2023 at 11:29 PM
Do things... happen here yet?
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TSA Pre-Check is such a perfect metaphor for American governance: Outsource and underfund basic services to the point where they’re useless, then charge people money to get the experience people in other developed countries get for free.
August 26, 2023 at 5:49 PM
TSA Pre-Check is such a perfect metaphor for American governance: Outsource and underfund basic services to the point where they’re useless, then charge people money to get the experience people in other developed countries get for free.
Getting high and marveling at how completely ABBA perfected pop music. There never has been and never will be better.
August 26, 2023 at 10:26 PM
Getting high and marveling at how completely ABBA perfected pop music. There never has been and never will be better.
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Consider Frances Thompson, a former slave who testified to Congress about being raped by cops during the 1866 Memphis race riots. When it came out she was born male, she was put on a chain gang where the public was invited to come laugh at her.
Frances Thompson - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
August 22, 2023 at 11:23 AM
Consider Frances Thompson, a former slave who testified to Congress about being raped by cops during the 1866 Memphis race riots. When it came out she was born male, she was put on a chain gang where the public was invited to come laugh at her.
Ooh also we can't see each other's likes here and there's pros and cons to that tbh. [eyes the room suspiciously]
August 18, 2023 at 2:14 AM
Ooh also we can't see each other's likes here and there's pros and cons to that tbh. [eyes the room suspiciously]
I like how quiet it is here.
August 17, 2023 at 11:30 PM
I like how quiet it is here.