And yes, I’m “screenshot from my Facebook page” old.

5 days until Cowboy Carter Christmas and it’s my bday!!!

I’m a huge sucker for Love Actually, the Holiday, and all of the Liddle Christmas movies and I will watch any of them any time of the year.

Aye Apple Music, WTF is Trap Soul? Based on the artists, I’m guessing Beyoncé qualifies. 9 days until my Bday and 14 until the Christmas halftime show crashes Netflix.

Can’t wait to hear a few Cowboy Carter songs live. 21 days until Beyoncé shows out for Christmas!

“I'm the only lady here, still the realest nigga in the room. I break the internet, top two and I ain't number two.” 34 days until Beyoncé takes over Netflix & saves Christmas.

I don’t do it often, but when I do, it’s good. Here’s my copycat Chipotle night from last month.

Just so y’all know, I don’t play about my imaginary spouses and my number one is Aldis Hodge. For him, I’d do something strange. #BlackSky