Anyone who thinks Daft Punk is overrated simply has just not experienced Alive 2007
December 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Anyone who thinks Daft Punk is overrated simply has just not experienced Alive 2007
Empty trains on a holiday week are the ultimate consolation prize for still having to work
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Empty trains on a holiday week are the ultimate consolation prize for still having to work
Every year someone tries to bring out the homemade cranberry sauce and every year I have to explain that anything not canned is sacrilegois
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Every year someone tries to bring out the homemade cranberry sauce and every year I have to explain that anything not canned is sacrilegois
Crop dusting my way to the function
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Crop dusting my way to the function
Ugh I love when I see people admiring the same buildings I love to admire.
November 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Ugh I love when I see people admiring the same buildings I love to admire.
I am at my most powerful when I'm hot and doing karaoke
November 17, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I am at my most powerful when I'm hot and doing karaoke
Me: "I keep spiraling over receiving positive feedback and my inability to believe or accept it"
My supervisor: "I mean even the fact that you're so reflective about understanding yourself and your reactions to receiving feedback proves why you're such a strong intern and therapist"
Me:
My supervisor: "I mean even the fact that you're so reflective about understanding yourself and your reactions to receiving feedback proves why you're such a strong intern and therapist"
Me:
November 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Me: "I keep spiraling over receiving positive feedback and my inability to believe or accept it"
My supervisor: "I mean even the fact that you're so reflective about understanding yourself and your reactions to receiving feedback proves why you're such a strong intern and therapist"
Me:
My supervisor: "I mean even the fact that you're so reflective about understanding yourself and your reactions to receiving feedback proves why you're such a strong intern and therapist"
Me:
"I've got an analogy for that" is essentially my catchphrase at this point.
September 4, 2025 at 10:53 PM
"I've got an analogy for that" is essentially my catchphrase at this point.
Business casual swamp ass on the train
August 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Business casual swamp ass on the train
I finally saw lightning hit the sears tower from my balcony I feel so alive
August 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I finally saw lightning hit the sears tower from my balcony I feel so alive
i literally gasped when I saw the moon out my kitchen window
August 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM
i literally gasped when I saw the moon out my kitchen window
I love that feeling when you're actively aware that the memory you're creating is going to be played in your greatest hits memory reel.
August 4, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I love that feeling when you're actively aware that the memory you're creating is going to be played in your greatest hits memory reel.
Seeing all these Lolla people on the train and I must say, I really love how slutty straight boys are dressing these days.
August 1, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Seeing all these Lolla people on the train and I must say, I really love how slutty straight boys are dressing these days.
Gendering single stall bathrooms should be illegal
July 31, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Gendering single stall bathrooms should be illegal
it feels like I am walking through soup outside
July 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
it feels like I am walking through soup outside
I'm so excited for all the weather small talk this week. Anytime someone mentions how humid it is, I will absolutely be making sure they know that it's coming from corn.
July 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I'm so excited for all the weather small talk this week. Anytime someone mentions how humid it is, I will absolutely be making sure they know that it's coming from corn.
It's really cool to live somewhere that not only has awesome library programs, but also has the support of the community in the masses.
Truly Chicago is the first city I've lived where people are this active with the public library system. It rocks.
Truly Chicago is the first city I've lived where people are this active with the public library system. It rocks.
July 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
It's really cool to live somewhere that not only has awesome library programs, but also has the support of the community in the masses.
Truly Chicago is the first city I've lived where people are this active with the public library system. It rocks.
Truly Chicago is the first city I've lived where people are this active with the public library system. It rocks.
Is it unethical that I bought a shot for the person I overheard at the bar talking about how hot I was even though I have no intention of hooking up?
July 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Is it unethical that I bought a shot for the person I overheard at the bar talking about how hot I was even though I have no intention of hooking up?
Painted my partner's Owala so they'll stop stealing mine
July 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Painted my partner's Owala so they'll stop stealing mine
The day I give up all hope for humanity is the day that I cannot access a burger and fries combo for under ten dollars.
July 12, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The day I give up all hope for humanity is the day that I cannot access a burger and fries combo for under ten dollars.
Ugh writing scholarship essays is soooooo embarrassing omg
Like pls just give me the money I promise it's hard being poor and trans and I will do good things with my education I swear
Like pls just give me the money I promise it's hard being poor and trans and I will do good things with my education I swear
July 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Ugh writing scholarship essays is soooooo embarrassing omg
Like pls just give me the money I promise it's hard being poor and trans and I will do good things with my education I swear
Like pls just give me the money I promise it's hard being poor and trans and I will do good things with my education I swear
A list of things in which my love has gone from ironic to authentic so far in the year 2025, presented in alphabetical order:
- Addison Rae
- And Just Like That
- Millennium Park
- Playboy Shirts
- Releasing My Inhibitions (Feeling the Rain On My Skin)
- Taco Bell Loaded Nachos
- Tator Tot Hotdish
- Addison Rae
- And Just Like That
- Millennium Park
- Playboy Shirts
- Releasing My Inhibitions (Feeling the Rain On My Skin)
- Taco Bell Loaded Nachos
- Tator Tot Hotdish
July 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
A list of things in which my love has gone from ironic to authentic so far in the year 2025, presented in alphabetical order:
- Addison Rae
- And Just Like That
- Millennium Park
- Playboy Shirts
- Releasing My Inhibitions (Feeling the Rain On My Skin)
- Taco Bell Loaded Nachos
- Tator Tot Hotdish
- Addison Rae
- And Just Like That
- Millennium Park
- Playboy Shirts
- Releasing My Inhibitions (Feeling the Rain On My Skin)
- Taco Bell Loaded Nachos
- Tator Tot Hotdish
I have reached the state of DIY delusion where I can't find a bookshelf I like enough to rationally spend money on so I'd rather just learn to make one myself.
June 15, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I have reached the state of DIY delusion where I can't find a bookshelf I like enough to rationally spend money on so I'd rather just learn to make one myself.
Sorry ignore the precarious counter placement and look at this sculpture I made.
June 12, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Sorry ignore the precarious counter placement and look at this sculpture I made.
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walkable cities and suckable titties
June 5, 2025 at 12:10 PM
walkable cities and suckable titties