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brought to you by Voss. Voss: Die with a smile!
brought to you by Voss. Voss: Die with a smile!
i hate movies like this because theres few things i handle worse than a horrid worm of a person playing the victim while causing so much pain
i hate movies like this because theres few things i handle worse than a horrid worm of a person playing the victim while causing so much pain
one benefit of being superstitious is that i never have to worry about shit like this happening to me because if someone said "i have an embalmed hand encased in ceramic that lets you channel the dead" i would throw them out of my house for bringing that evil in with them
one benefit of being superstitious is that i never have to worry about shit like this happening to me because if someone said "i have an embalmed hand encased in ceramic that lets you channel the dead" i would throw them out of my house for bringing that evil in with them
this would have been a way better movie without the time travel plot
in fact i may go so far as to say that if u remove the time travel plot this is pretty recommendable even if the actors kept peaking the mics
this would have been a way better movie without the time travel plot
in fact i may go so far as to say that if u remove the time travel plot this is pretty recommendable even if the actors kept peaking the mics
If the marketing execs responsible for this movie's failure saw the kind of toxic yuri your average girl posts nowadays they would throw up and die
If the marketing execs responsible for this movie's failure saw the kind of toxic yuri your average girl posts nowadays they would throw up and die
My father-in-law is an animator. He is insanely gifted. We were looking at Hundreds of Beavers together years ago and I asked him what it would cost to make it today. I will never forget his answer… 'We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.'
My father-in-law is an animator. He is insanely gifted. We were looking at Hundreds of Beavers together years ago and I asked him what it would cost to make it today. I will never forget his answer… 'We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.'
I wanted to put something trite here but that's like the whole point isn't it. That's the whole bit with Comrade Josh. It's not enough. You have to do the legwork. You have to do the groundwork. You have to be real.
I wanted to put something trite here but that's like the whole point isn't it. That's the whole bit with Comrade Josh. It's not enough. You have to do the legwork. You have to do the groundwork. You have to be real.
i finally saw it and it was actually worse than i had expected which is really impressive because i expected a very bad movie
i finally saw it and it was actually worse than i had expected which is really impressive because i expected a very bad movie
Tell your comedy loving friends that its a comedy and tell your horror loving friends that its horror and have a sloppy cuddle orgy with them while you watch all 7 movies in a row
Tell your comedy loving friends that its a comedy and tell your horror loving friends that its horror and have a sloppy cuddle orgy with them while you watch all 7 movies in a row
You ever think about how awareness oftentimes isn't enough to save you from the consequences of events beyond your control
🌭FRANKENSTEIN🌭
del Toro here turns it into a fascinating and thoughtful tale on what it means to be a human, and who is really the monster?
You ever think about how awareness oftentimes isn't enough to save you from the consequences of events beyond your control
🌭FRANKENSTEIN🌭
del Toro here turns it into a fascinating and thoughtful tale on what it means to be a human, and who is really the monster?
What are the official protocols for space madness anyway do we have that in writing do the astronauts have to sign paperwork promising they won't succumb to space madness
🔥A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET🔥
The only classic slasher that holds up in the modern era (and still just barely)
What are the official protocols for space madness anyway do we have that in writing do the astronauts have to sign paperwork promising they won't succumb to space madness
🔥A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET🔥
The only classic slasher that holds up in the modern era (and still just barely)
Starting a business with your friends is a terrible idea and do not let anyone convince you otherwise
🎥HELL HOUSE LLC ORIGINS: THE CARMICHAEL MANOR🎥
Having a ghost hunting hobby with your friends is a terrible idea and do not let anyone convince you otherwise
Starting a business with your friends is a terrible idea and do not let anyone convince you otherwise
🎥HELL HOUSE LLC ORIGINS: THE CARMICHAEL MANOR🎥
Having a ghost hunting hobby with your friends is a terrible idea and do not let anyone convince you otherwise
I wish we had done that to my dad am I right haha up top yall hey can I cry for a little bit is that okay
❄️THE LAST WINTER❄️
When you think about it, eco-horror is like. The only TRUE horror out there. Haha. Y'know? Haha.
I wish we had done that to my dad am I right haha up top yall hey can I cry for a little bit is that okay
❄️THE LAST WINTER❄️
When you think about it, eco-horror is like. The only TRUE horror out there. Haha. Y'know? Haha.
This is what happens to you when you don't read the entirety of the EULA before installing software you found on a 20 year old forum post
💀ZOMBI 2💀
A must watch for anyone who appreciates movies involving the living dead and White People Fucking Around And Finding Out
This is what happens to you when you don't read the entirety of the EULA before installing software you found on a 20 year old forum post
💀ZOMBI 2💀
A must watch for anyone who appreciates movies involving the living dead and White People Fucking Around And Finding Out
If you don't think this movie is fun then you probably aren't ensouled I suggest this every time I can and I will continue to suggest this
🚪THE BEYOND🚪
Nobody goes harder than the Italians did in the 70s and 80s. Why did they do that.
If you don't think this movie is fun then you probably aren't ensouled I suggest this every time I can and I will continue to suggest this
🚪THE BEYOND🚪
Nobody goes harder than the Italians did in the 70s and 80s. Why did they do that.
This movie rips and is the perfect horror-adjacent movie to show your friends who don't like horror movies to get them into horror movies
♥️THE SURRENDER♥️
The healing process begins with acceptance, man. Let go.
This movie rips and is the perfect horror-adjacent movie to show your friends who don't like horror movies to get them into horror movies
♥️THE SURRENDER♥️
The healing process begins with acceptance, man. Let go.
Movie to watch if you're feeling down and want to feel downer. Also movie to watch if you have child bearing dysphoria and want to feel bad!
💀BODY MELT💀
Put this on while you're having a party and need something for guests to occasionally look at and go "What are we watching"
Movie to watch if you're feeling down and want to feel downer. Also movie to watch if you have child bearing dysphoria and want to feel bad!
💀BODY MELT💀
Put this on while you're having a party and need something for guests to occasionally look at and go "What are we watching"
We invented a new kind of sex and it can only happen inside the sarcophagus and I'm still not gonna cum
👻IN A VIOLENT NATURE👻
Fascinating perspective film thats tragically held back by a bad backstory and too much focus on the kills but otherwise quite enjoyable
We invented a new kind of sex and it can only happen inside the sarcophagus and I'm still not gonna cum
👻IN A VIOLENT NATURE👻
Fascinating perspective film thats tragically held back by a bad backstory and too much focus on the kills but otherwise quite enjoyable