A few years back when I asked ChatGPT to write my bio it used 'was' instead of 'is' and in the final paragraph proclaimed that I had passed away in 2017. What was disappointing was that it gave no explanation of how I met my demise and got cagey when I inquired.

Breaking: Trump’s left testicle has touched down in West Palm Beach.

This reminds me of my first article in Compute! I developed a way to do batch programming using Basic on the Atari 800.

The early 256-color games were made for the Fujitsu FM-Towns. To avoid slowing core teams, dev was outsourced. I got one running on PC and we bundled Indy3 with Paradise's VGA card. I was likely aware of the sunset, but the art was already shipped. Hopefully, I made amends with the sunset in FoA.

I bought a Six Flags pass last year that also let me into Hurricane Harbor during the summer. Worth every penny.

When this happens to me, I describe it as looking like I combed my hair with an M80.