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Ariana is BACK IN THE TRENCHES 🗝❄️🎄
@arianaferrante.bsky.social
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27, MFA graduate, author, screenwriter, horror enjoyer, theme park goer, #actuallyautistic, she/her. FOOD FOR THOUGHT out now! No AI ever!!!!
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arianaferrante.bsky.social
Hey would anyone read a book (na, science fantasy, isekai) that starts like this
September 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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When I have downtime at work I like to write stuff for my wips on paper scraps so I don't forget them. I usually bring them home, folded up, and throw them on my desk to find later. Today I opened one up to find this SUPER important excerpt I simply COULDN'T afford to forget.
A crumpled piece of receipt paper on a wooden surface. On the paper is a single phrase: "Wow, this guy sucks."
September 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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anyway buy my novelette. the goddess of famine drives a man to cannibalize himself and also there's yuri
July 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Dracula when Ygor turns on the daylight rings
April 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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You guys are NOT ready. Epic Universe really is incredible. So fortunate to be able to see it- to *live* it.
April 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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It might have been the eggnog, but Betty swore she saw something outside.

#1stLinePit #ya #c #q #h #cme
A cool-toned moodboard featuring images of a snowy mountain range, skulls, a room decorated for Christmas, an old key, snarling masks, a Victorian house, pine tree branches, and a discarded teddy bear. The words "don't open the door" are in all caps in the center of the moodboard.
April 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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The Narratess #Indie Sale is LIVE, baby! You can get Food For Thought for pocket change! (Please get Food for Thought for pocket change 🥺🥺🥺🥺)
The cover of Food For Thought by Ariana Ferrante. Beneath it reads "Given their opposing natures, the Fates themselves have decreed Limos and Demeter are never to meet, promising only ruin and mutual destruction should they ever unite".
April 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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If you’d asked Lyssa, the best time to get rid of the animatronic band would have been *before* the singing pig needed to be covered by a tarp and the keyboard playing donkey’s front hoof had fallen off.

#1stLinePit #na #wip #cm
A graphic mimicking the top of a pizza box. "Henry Hog's Pizza Playground" stands above the image of a cartoon smiling pig face. On either side of the face are the words "food!" and "fun!", along with cartoon pizza slices. At the bottom reads "#hogwip / NA dark portal fantasy". The graphic is glitching slightly.
April 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Oh, the struggles of a grumpy literally trapped in a sunshine-only universe...

#UnhingedPit #w #na #f #lgbtq #own
An edit of a Parks and Rec "someone will die / of fun" meme. April has been changed to "Lyssa" and Andy has been changed to "JJ and Heidi and Roger and Penny and".
March 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Lyssa when the tube slide at her awful animatronic pizza place job spits her out in another dimension

#UnhingedPit #na #f #w #r #lgbt
A set of reaction images of a Chuck E Cheese animatronic looking startled and confused.
March 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Your WIP sitting unworked on while you watch YouTube videos
March 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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it's my birthday so u have to be nice to me and buy food for thought ok? 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺
February 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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When the tube slide at the animatronic pizza place she works at leads to an alternate dimension of funny talking animals, Lyssa and the YouTuber who traveled with her must fight the eldritch, corruptive force threatening to take it over or risk never getting home.

#QuestPit #W #NA #DF #F
A graphic mimicking the top of a pizza box. "Henry Hog's Pizza Playground" stands above the image of a cartoon smiling pig face. On either side of the face are the words "food!" and "fun!", along with cartoon pizza slices. At the bottom reads "#hogwip / NA dark portal fantasy". The graphic is glitching slightly.
February 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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His touch freezes things solid.
His minions are always watching.
His temper is unpredictable.

And Betty's trapped in his home.

#QuestPit #YA #DF #F #Q
A cool-toned moodboard featuring images of a snowy mountain range, skulls, a room decorated for Christmas, an old key, snarling masks, a Victorian house, pine tree branches, and a discarded teddy bear. The words "don't open the door" are in all caps in the center of the moodboard.
February 12, 2025 at 8:40 PM
arianaferrante.bsky.social
TRON x DMC

After an accident traps Tess in the body of her favorite video game protagonist, she must survive the latter's apocalyptic, cyberpunk world. And if that wasn't bad enough? Her ex-friend came with her, and she's trapped as her sentient weapon.

#QuestPit #NA #W #DF
February 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Met a celebrity at Pizzerizzo Prom
February 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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February 8, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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🏠 a massive mansion
☀️ endless sunshine
🐐 the goat monster holding her captive
😈 his goblin minions
🦌 his carnivorous reindeer
🐈 the horse-sized house cats
👻 the roaming spirits

What more could a girl ask for?

#YouDeservepIt #ya #f #df #q
Art by Illusbal of Betty, a chunky, black-haired girl in a holiday sweater and long skirt. She is standing near a window depicting a wintery, snowy scene, and is holding a blender full of strawberry smoothie. The image is captioned "me and my blender against the world".
January 24, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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BLUEBEARD X 🎄

When Krampus crashes the Christmas party, 18yo Betty offers herself up to save her 'naughty' sister. Spirited away to the South Pole, escape seems unlikely. Joined by a workshop elf, Betty must find a way back home- and not look behind closed doors.

#YouDeservepIt #ya #q #f
A cool-toned moodboard featuring images of a snowy mountain range, skulls, a room decorated for Christmas, an old key, snarling masks, a Victorian house, pine tree branches, and a discarded teddy bear. The words "don't open the door" are in all caps in the center of the moodboard. Art by AFrostedMonster on Twitter, depicting a scene of Betty, a dark-haired, chubby girl in a Christmas sweater, standing frightened in front of Krampus. Krampus is a tall, dark-furred monster with a goatlike head, curving horns, claws, hooves, and a tufted tail. They are standing in front of a fireplace decorated for the holidays.
January 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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When the tube slide at the animatronic pizza place she works at leads to an alternate dimension of funny talking animals, Lyssa and the YouTuber who traveled with her must fight the eldritch, corruptive force threatening to take it over or risk never getting home.

#youdeservepit #na #f #wip
A graphic mimicking the top of a pizza box. "Henry Hog's Pizza Playground" stands above the image of a cartoon smiling pig face. On either side of the face are the words "food!" and "fun!", along with cartoon pizza slices. At the bottom reads "#hogwip / NA dark portal fantasy". The graphic is glitching slightly.
January 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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When Max accidentally fires a strange old gun in her grandfather's attic, she doesn't know that the devil enchanted its bullets- until he returns and takes her sister as payment. Now, if she wants to save her, she'll have to fight her way through the devil's woods, gun blazing.

#P2Ppit #w #ya #f
January 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Plus-sized Betty is trapped in a monster's home. There are goblins in the walls, carnivorous reindeer in the stable, and almost 10k miles of distance between her and the sister she sacrificed her freedom for. There's only one rule- don't open the door.

But it's just so tempting.

#P2PPit #q #ya #f
Betty didn’t speak at first. She was too stunned to. The malice was gone- the anger was gone. It was like he’d flipped a switch. Bad to good. Monster to man. His tone was smooth again, calm, like a sheet of ice atop a frozen lake. Betty knew now more than ever that one wrong move- one wrong word- would shatter it and send her into its depths, never to surface again.
January 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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BLUEBEARD X 🎄

When Krampus crashes the Christmas party, 18yo Betty offers herself up to save her 'naughty' sister. Spirited away to the South Pole, escape seems unlikely. Joined by a workshop elf, Betty must find a way back home-and not look behind closed doors.

#BluePit #q #ya #ov #f
Art by AFrostedMonster on Twitter, depicting a scene of Betty, a dark-haired, chubby girl in a Christmas sweater, standing frightened in front of Krampus. Krampus is a tall, dark-furred monster with a goatlike head, curving horns, claws, hooves, and a tufted tail. They are standing in front of a fireplace decorated for the holidays.
January 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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DinoLand update- lots of planters used to block off the store and the Cemento entrance, as well a wall up on the Fossil Fun side of things! #wdw
January 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Plus-sized Betty is trapped in a monster's home. There are goblins in the walls, carnivorous reindeer in the stable, and almost ten thousand miles of distance between her and her sister. There's only one rule- don't open the door.

But it's just so tempting.

#BluePit #q #ya #ov #f #d
A cool-toned moodboard featuring images of a snowy mountain range, skulls, a room decorated for Christmas, an old key, snarling masks, a Victorian house, pine tree branches, and a discarded teddy bear. The words "don't open the door" are in all caps in the center of the moodboard.
January 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM