dreadhead;
@arianaaaplease.bsky.social
im from new orleans, ima beignet.
im not even who I am yet.
You beautiful shawty.
-💚
im not even who I am yet.
You beautiful shawty.
-💚
This feels a little accusatory.
Top 10 signs of Terrible Women 🙃
-Born in April, Nov, or June
-Can parallel park on 1st try
-Big glasses frames
-Smile & laugh while visibly mad
-Brakes on her car loud Af
-Under 5’5
-Feet stay ice cold
-Mole on her bottom lip
-One small move & everything on her jiggles
-Red tattoos
-Born in April, Nov, or June
-Can parallel park on 1st try
-Big glasses frames
-Smile & laugh while visibly mad
-Brakes on her car loud Af
-Under 5’5
-Feet stay ice cold
-Mole on her bottom lip
-One small move & everything on her jiggles
-Red tattoos
December 29, 2024 at 3:18 AM
This feels a little accusatory.
Seems like just a goid a night as ever to become a fuckn problem☺️
December 29, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Seems like just a goid a night as ever to become a fuckn problem☺️
Thank you. I needed this.
If you’re the kind of person who easily forgets what you’ve accomplished, you need a practice for reminding yourself. Count the years, the finished projects, the progress, the praise, count it all up and use it as evidence against the ever present criticism in your head that you’re not doing enough.
December 28, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Thank you. I needed this.
Yea start this shit up!
Took 2 shots of repo & noticed my TL looking too peaceful, im coming to change that 😈
a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a wrestling logo
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a wrestling logo
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Yea start this shit up!
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I wanna be wealthy to where my future daughter will be like “my daddy will buy this place & fire all yall”
And now I own a random Popeyes because yall had my baby fucked up 😭😂😂
And now I own a random Popeyes because yall had my baby fucked up 😭😂😂
December 27, 2024 at 5:00 AM
I wanna be wealthy to where my future daughter will be like “my daddy will buy this place & fire all yall”
And now I own a random Popeyes because yall had my baby fucked up 😭😂😂
And now I own a random Popeyes because yall had my baby fucked up 😭😂😂
Before I just needed money for my amazon cart. Now I also need money for the tiktok shop🤦🏾♀️
December 27, 2024 at 7:18 AM
Before I just needed money for my amazon cart. Now I also need money for the tiktok shop🤦🏾♀️
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I love how Denmark isn’t taking any shit from Donald Trump. 🇩🇰 🤣
December 25, 2024 at 6:53 PM
I love how Denmark isn’t taking any shit from Donald Trump. 🇩🇰 🤣
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i should’ve been Time’s Person of the Year
December 12, 2024 at 7:29 PM
i should’ve been Time’s Person of the Year
do it.
So, after 48 years of traditional Christmases, my wife and I are considering skipping this year, going to a tropical climate and hanging out on the beach. Essentially the plot of “Christmas With the Kranks”. Your thoughts?
December 9, 2024 at 4:20 AM
do it.
I need more gym clothes.
December 5, 2024 at 4:56 PM
I need more gym clothes.
Chile lemme update this resume, I need a job.
December 4, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Chile lemme update this resume, I need a job.
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I just be wanting to drink some whiskey and throw some ass, on the regular. But that’s not healthy, the whiskey, not throwin ass 😊🤭
December 2, 2024 at 11:07 PM
I just be wanting to drink some whiskey and throw some ass, on the regular. But that’s not healthy, the whiskey, not throwin ass 😊🤭
break in your house and beat your ass with that frozen chicken.
What you gone do if I break In yo house at 5am & put the chicken you thawed overnight back in the freezer??
December 2, 2024 at 4:59 AM
break in your house and beat your ass with that frozen chicken.
im getting another degree next week so im acting bad all month. I started last night by the way.
December 2, 2024 at 4:58 AM
im getting another degree next week so im acting bad all month. I started last night by the way.
Thats what im say. THE LOANS JOE, cancel the effin loans.
Now, let's see POTUS Biden perform a few MORE surprises for ALL Americans, before he leaves us in the unpredictable, vindictive hands of Trump.
December 2, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Thats what im say. THE LOANS JOE, cancel the effin loans.
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It’s finally
December 1, 2024 at 5:06 AM
It’s finally
I know when I came inside drunk the night before cus my shoes be at the door and my glasses be on the kitchen table.
December 1, 2024 at 8:45 PM
I know when I came inside drunk the night before cus my shoes be at the door and my glasses be on the kitchen table.
tweakingggg to get home just to eat some gumbo.
November 28, 2024 at 10:44 PM
tweakingggg to get home just to eat some gumbo.
My people can literally ask me for anything and if its within my reach ima handle it. Thats literally just how I am🤷🏾♀️.
November 27, 2024 at 6:33 AM
My people can literally ask me for anything and if its within my reach ima handle it. Thats literally just how I am🤷🏾♀️.
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*minor inconvenience occurs*
Me:
Me:
November 27, 2024 at 5:41 AM
*minor inconvenience occurs*
Me:
Me:
oh baby it doesn’t offend me at all especially cus I know you a liar. Cus who? It’s pretty af over here.
Being called ugly never offended me, I’m aware I’m not attractive to everyone & that’s my peace
November 27, 2024 at 12:31 AM
oh baby it doesn’t offend me at all especially cus I know you a liar. Cus who? It’s pretty af over here.
lemme go add a gwagon to the list for fuck it sakes🤷🏾♀️
November 24, 2024 at 5:52 AM
lemme go add a gwagon to the list for fuck it sakes🤷🏾♀️