Ariadne Bannister
ariadnebannister.bsky.social
Ariadne Bannister
@ariadnebannister.bsky.social
UNBC English Major/Philosophy Minor
I'm not crazy; I'm criminally insane. There's a difference. Look it up.
October 13, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Here's a short story I wrote a number of years ago but never got around to sharing anywhere. gounbc-my.sharepoint.com/:b:/g/person... #booksky
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October 13, 2025 at 6:04 AM
You know, it was a really smart thing to write an entire book without having any idea how to market and publish it, meanwhile reaching a roughly 180,000 word count to turn off traditional publishers. Highly recommend this approach. #BookSky
October 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
ChatGPT is really just Mr. Meeseeks.
Hey ChatGPT, how do I fix my mental health?
October 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Welp, flushed the antipsychotics again. May the rivers become healthy with this medicine.
October 11, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Noncombat is the one true way to play Melvor Idle. #MelvorIdle
October 11, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Nicotine and alcoholic beverages should be illegal. No, I am neither a teenager nor between 30-40.
October 11, 2025 at 8:50 AM
You know when you're high as fuck on LSD and someone asks you 'what is the essence of the thing?' and you're just like 'idk man seems like some sort of matrix' and you're pretty much right? works every time.
October 11, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I really love Paul. He turned the Bible from Jesus's "love everyone" stuff into "love sparingly and hate a lot." I still walk with Jesus, I guess.
October 11, 2025 at 8:05 AM
University is much fun and much work. I am learning at speeds seen only in particularly athletic dolphins. At such a speed, within 4 years, I should have learned at least an ocean or two. Then, migration.
October 11, 2025 at 7:51 AM
I have been thinking much about Aristotle's unmoved mover. The universe is thought thinking itself; it is a self-perpetuating desire, or something. I have to say, it works as well as anything. I'm honestly stumped to refute the guy. For theologists, God is understanding understanding understanding.
October 11, 2025 at 7:47 AM
It's pretty epic that BlueSky lets you make a new profile each time another one of your personalities becomes or emerges from dormancy. I'll need all the support I can get from this warm community, given that this has happened mid-semester. It was said, "I don't even care if I stop taking my meds."
October 11, 2025 at 7:43 AM
It is never too late to find your calling as a cute anime girl who has a second form that sprouts bloodred wings and grows carnivorous teeth that extend inches; and whose tail then generates, stretching out and flexing, with barbs and thorns covering it--with the claws, too, and the titanic feet.
October 11, 2025 at 7:39 AM
I am Ariadne of Artemis, First of her Generation, Prophet of the Almighty, Daughter of Disorder and Mistress of Chaos. I am telling you, guys: it's really bad. Really, really bad.
October 11, 2025 at 7:32 AM