Aria Winningson
@aria.labeledrude.online
🔞 | bay area | she/her ("this person" if you're mad at me) | discover feed dni | the age of forty is in demand
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"dice should be isohedral" "all the faces of a die should be the same size" "you should make any effort at all to make all possible rolls on a die somewhere close to equally likely" woe, rhombicosidodecahedron be upon ye
December 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
"dice should be isohedral" "all the faces of a die should be the same size" "you should make any effort at all to make all possible rolls on a die somewhere close to equally likely" woe, rhombicosidodecahedron be upon ye
"the monarch goes on vacation"
December 2, 2025 at 8:20 AM
"the monarch goes on vacation"
at some point during the shooting yesterday i turned to my boyfriend and said, "violence? in my imperial core? it's more likely than you think!"
November 30, 2025 at 1:58 AM
at some point during the shooting yesterday i turned to my boyfriend and said, "violence? in my imperial core? it's more likely than you think!"
a geländesprung is when a skier uses their poles to jump over an obstacle
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
a geländesprung is when a skier uses their poles to jump over an obstacle
i'm in the same boat so i can't say shit, but i will anyway: one of the most beloved visual novels of all time looked like this
November 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
i'm in the same boat so i can't say shit, but i will anyway: one of the most beloved visual novels of all time looked like this
![Wikipedia screenshot:
Clown
[Photo of a clown reading Infinite Jest upside down]
A typical clown of the Western "buffoon" tradition](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ieluhsllcmpkuopalzjxljcm/bafkreic4ie77mis6qexvrz35fjchcqxzirzehs35o5zni3rv3i3i2xrsti@jpeg)
"you better not be wearing the vriska fit with the stiletto joots when i get there"
me:
me:
November 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
"you better not be wearing the vriska fit with the stiletto joots when i get there"
me:
me:
think that 26 year old aria was cooking here
November 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
think that 26 year old aria was cooking here
my favorite example of this is the original printing of rock hydra, which informs you that the +1/+1 counters are heads, and proceeds to describe what happens to the heads diegetically
November 14, 2025 at 6:37 AM
my favorite example of this is the original printing of rock hydra, which informs you that the +1/+1 counters are heads, and proceeds to describe what happens to the heads diegetically
yeah, okay. but i'm only doing this because getting owned online in a funny way helps keep me humble.
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
yeah, okay. but i'm only doing this because getting owned online in a funny way helps keep me humble.
i think i fucked it up you guys
November 10, 2025 at 6:55 AM
i think i fucked it up you guys
i'm a huge sucker for the "one serious one, one silly one" style of epitaph, and this one (from @maximumgraves.bsky.social's brilliant comic What Happens Next) might just be my favorite of all time.
November 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
i'm a huge sucker for the "one serious one, one silly one" style of epitaph, and this one (from @maximumgraves.bsky.social's brilliant comic What Happens Next) might just be my favorite of all time.
you've heard of good fast cheap, now get ready for small nonstick pan
November 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
you've heard of good fast cheap, now get ready for small nonstick pan
just learned about The Beam That Makes You Gay And Shinto
November 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
just learned about The Beam That Makes You Gay And Shinto
some days you get good smart brain with cool ideas aria. other days you get:
November 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
some days you get good smart brain with cool ideas aria. other days you get:
this shit ain't nothing to me man
November 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
this shit ain't nothing to me man
i assume this is the opening salvo of a scammer rather than being genuine, because that's what everything is these days, but it's a funny set of messages to wake up to either way
October 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
i assume this is the opening salvo of a scammer rather than being genuine, because that's what everything is these days, but it's a funny set of messages to wake up to either way