Aria Dahl
@aria.computer
Transfemme Decepticon technobimbo undergoing constant reconfiguration. Cost Danshoku Dieno the DDT Ironman Heavymetalweight championship with a smooch. Way too many things in the living room right now.
@maffewgregg.bsky.social I made this. I don't know why. But you can have it if you want. #Botchamania #ITSSTIIIIIIING
October 11, 2025 at 6:14 AM
@maffewgregg.bsky.social I made this. I don't know why. But you can have it if you want. #Botchamania #ITSSTIIIIIIING
February 14, 2025 at 7:46 AM
us neurodivergents be like
December 22, 2024 at 8:22 PM
us neurodivergents be like
New gender goals just dropped
December 14, 2024 at 8:19 PM
New gender goals just dropped
me showing off my kinky porn/toy collection to a new friend
December 8, 2024 at 7:26 PM
me showing off my kinky porn/toy collection to a new friend
Yes, I'm religious. I believe in the holy trinity.
December 2, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Yes, I'm religious. I believe in the holy trinity.
Post your favorite Pokemon. Wrong answers only...
November 28, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Post your favorite Pokemon. Wrong answers only...
Thanks, WWE Vault, for taking care of my Sunday night background noise. Gawd, that channel is just a treasure of content.
November 25, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Thanks, WWE Vault, for taking care of my Sunday night background noise. Gawd, that channel is just a treasure of content.
This is by no means an exhaustive list, unless there's no more than the video shows. In that case, it is.
But we've seen enough. It's time to stop applauding this supposed man of science and reveal him for what he truly is - a cold, heartless excuse for a Muppet.
#HoneydewAtrocities
But we've seen enough. It's time to stop applauding this supposed man of science and reveal him for what he truly is - a cold, heartless excuse for a Muppet.
#HoneydewAtrocities
November 22, 2024 at 2:18 AM
This is by no means an exhaustive list, unless there's no more than the video shows. In that case, it is.
But we've seen enough. It's time to stop applauding this supposed man of science and reveal him for what he truly is - a cold, heartless excuse for a Muppet.
#HoneydewAtrocities
But we've seen enough. It's time to stop applauding this supposed man of science and reveal him for what he truly is - a cold, heartless excuse for a Muppet.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Atrocity #25:
Invention: Electric sledgehammer. Peter Gabriel nods in approval somewhere.
Result: Beaker withstands two shots with it...
Response: ...to hit his tormentor with one, and if that doesn't encapsulate this whole thing, I don't know what does.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Invention: Electric sledgehammer. Peter Gabriel nods in approval somewhere.
Result: Beaker withstands two shots with it...
Response: ...to hit his tormentor with one, and if that doesn't encapsulate this whole thing, I don't know what does.
#HoneydewAtrocities
November 22, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Atrocity #25:
Invention: Electric sledgehammer. Peter Gabriel nods in approval somewhere.
Result: Beaker withstands two shots with it...
Response: ...to hit his tormentor with one, and if that doesn't encapsulate this whole thing, I don't know what does.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Invention: Electric sledgehammer. Peter Gabriel nods in approval somewhere.
Result: Beaker withstands two shots with it...
Response: ...to hit his tormentor with one, and if that doesn't encapsulate this whole thing, I don't know what does.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Atrocity #24:
Invention: Milking machine - any excuse to torture Beaker and a cow.
Result: Beaker's hair is wrecked into a shape that gets Honeydew going. The cow is thankfully unscathed (on the outside).
Response: Honeydew yells at Beaker, then hits on him. Holy shit, dude.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Invention: Milking machine - any excuse to torture Beaker and a cow.
Result: Beaker's hair is wrecked into a shape that gets Honeydew going. The cow is thankfully unscathed (on the outside).
Response: Honeydew yells at Beaker, then hits on him. Holy shit, dude.
#HoneydewAtrocities
November 22, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Atrocity #24:
Invention: Milking machine - any excuse to torture Beaker and a cow.
Result: Beaker's hair is wrecked into a shape that gets Honeydew going. The cow is thankfully unscathed (on the outside).
Response: Honeydew yells at Beaker, then hits on him. Holy shit, dude.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Invention: Milking machine - any excuse to torture Beaker and a cow.
Result: Beaker's hair is wrecked into a shape that gets Honeydew going. The cow is thankfully unscathed (on the outside).
Response: Honeydew yells at Beaker, then hits on him. Holy shit, dude.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Atrocity #23:
Invention: Gold-to-cottage cheese transmogrifier.
Result: Honeydew crashes the gold market, gets Beaker involved with the mob and throttled for the trouble.
Response: "A success", thinks Honeydew as Beaker's kneecaps are broken and the price of gold skyrockets.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Invention: Gold-to-cottage cheese transmogrifier.
Result: Honeydew crashes the gold market, gets Beaker involved with the mob and throttled for the trouble.
Response: "A success", thinks Honeydew as Beaker's kneecaps are broken and the price of gold skyrockets.
#HoneydewAtrocities
November 22, 2024 at 2:08 AM
Atrocity #23:
Invention: Gold-to-cottage cheese transmogrifier.
Result: Honeydew crashes the gold market, gets Beaker involved with the mob and throttled for the trouble.
Response: "A success", thinks Honeydew as Beaker's kneecaps are broken and the price of gold skyrockets.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Invention: Gold-to-cottage cheese transmogrifier.
Result: Honeydew crashes the gold market, gets Beaker involved with the mob and throttled for the trouble.
Response: "A success", thinks Honeydew as Beaker's kneecaps are broken and the price of gold skyrockets.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Atrocity #22:
Invention: Teleporter. Kermit can't stop it. No one can.
Result: Kermit is forced into the teleporter and exchanged with Beaker as both are being attacked.
Response: Yeah, keep pushing the fucking button, Doc, that'll work.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Invention: Teleporter. Kermit can't stop it. No one can.
Result: Kermit is forced into the teleporter and exchanged with Beaker as both are being attacked.
Response: Yeah, keep pushing the fucking button, Doc, that'll work.
#HoneydewAtrocities
November 22, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Atrocity #22:
Invention: Teleporter. Kermit can't stop it. No one can.
Result: Kermit is forced into the teleporter and exchanged with Beaker as both are being attacked.
Response: Yeah, keep pushing the fucking button, Doc, that'll work.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Invention: Teleporter. Kermit can't stop it. No one can.
Result: Kermit is forced into the teleporter and exchanged with Beaker as both are being attacked.
Response: Yeah, keep pushing the fucking button, Doc, that'll work.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Atrocity #21:
Invention: Super adhesive. Not content to torture just Beaker with it, Gilda Radner is lured in as well.
Result: Gilda balks and the studio is covered in glue.
Response: Everyone gets stuck to something, Radner probably fires her agent.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Invention: Super adhesive. Not content to torture just Beaker with it, Gilda Radner is lured in as well.
Result: Gilda balks and the studio is covered in glue.
Response: Everyone gets stuck to something, Radner probably fires her agent.
#HoneydewAtrocities
November 22, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Atrocity #21:
Invention: Super adhesive. Not content to torture just Beaker with it, Gilda Radner is lured in as well.
Result: Gilda balks and the studio is covered in glue.
Response: Everyone gets stuck to something, Radner probably fires her agent.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Invention: Super adhesive. Not content to torture just Beaker with it, Gilda Radner is lured in as well.
Result: Gilda balks and the studio is covered in glue.
Response: Everyone gets stuck to something, Radner probably fires her agent.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Atrocity #20:
Invention: Shrinking pills, which Beaker is already stuck on.
Result: Beaker shrinks and immediately falls/jumps off his stool to his probable death. Poor guy.
Response: Honeydew barely notices his assistant's demise and moves on quickly.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Invention: Shrinking pills, which Beaker is already stuck on.
Result: Beaker shrinks and immediately falls/jumps off his stool to his probable death. Poor guy.
Response: Honeydew barely notices his assistant's demise and moves on quickly.
#HoneydewAtrocities
November 22, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Atrocity #20:
Invention: Shrinking pills, which Beaker is already stuck on.
Result: Beaker shrinks and immediately falls/jumps off his stool to his probable death. Poor guy.
Response: Honeydew barely notices his assistant's demise and moves on quickly.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Invention: Shrinking pills, which Beaker is already stuck on.
Result: Beaker shrinks and immediately falls/jumps off his stool to his probable death. Poor guy.
Response: Honeydew barely notices his assistant's demise and moves on quickly.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Atrocity #19:
Invention: A "robot politician" with various settings. We all know he just kidnapped and conditioned some guy.
Result: Offends everyone. Explodes. Elected President on two occasions. We're joking. Maybe.
Response: Acceptable losses for the monster.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Invention: A "robot politician" with various settings. We all know he just kidnapped and conditioned some guy.
Result: Offends everyone. Explodes. Elected President on two occasions. We're joking. Maybe.
Response: Acceptable losses for the monster.
#HoneydewAtrocities
November 22, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Atrocity #19:
Invention: A "robot politician" with various settings. We all know he just kidnapped and conditioned some guy.
Result: Offends everyone. Explodes. Elected President on two occasions. We're joking. Maybe.
Response: Acceptable losses for the monster.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Invention: A "robot politician" with various settings. We all know he just kidnapped and conditioned some guy.
Result: Offends everyone. Explodes. Elected President on two occasions. We're joking. Maybe.
Response: Acceptable losses for the monster.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Atrocity #18:
Invention: Magnetic carrots. Beaker has no place to hide.
Result: A rabbot inflicts a concussion and brain damage to Beaker while absconding with the carrots.
Response: An idea for cast-iron washcloths while Beaker tries to remember if up is three.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Invention: Magnetic carrots. Beaker has no place to hide.
Result: A rabbot inflicts a concussion and brain damage to Beaker while absconding with the carrots.
Response: An idea for cast-iron washcloths while Beaker tries to remember if up is three.
#HoneydewAtrocities
November 22, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Atrocity #18:
Invention: Magnetic carrots. Beaker has no place to hide.
Result: A rabbot inflicts a concussion and brain damage to Beaker while absconding with the carrots.
Response: An idea for cast-iron washcloths while Beaker tries to remember if up is three.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Invention: Magnetic carrots. Beaker has no place to hide.
Result: A rabbot inflicts a concussion and brain damage to Beaker while absconding with the carrots.
Response: An idea for cast-iron washcloths while Beaker tries to remember if up is three.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Atrocity #17:
Invention: Honeydew SAYS it's a gorilla detector to cover for owning the head of Mechani-Kong.
Result: Mechani-Kong fails/refuses to detect the gorilla trashing the lab and abducting Honeydew.
Response: Wistfully thinking "I could have made Beaker do this."
#HoneydewAtrocities
Invention: Honeydew SAYS it's a gorilla detector to cover for owning the head of Mechani-Kong.
Result: Mechani-Kong fails/refuses to detect the gorilla trashing the lab and abducting Honeydew.
Response: Wistfully thinking "I could have made Beaker do this."
#HoneydewAtrocities
November 22, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Atrocity #17:
Invention: Honeydew SAYS it's a gorilla detector to cover for owning the head of Mechani-Kong.
Result: Mechani-Kong fails/refuses to detect the gorilla trashing the lab and abducting Honeydew.
Response: Wistfully thinking "I could have made Beaker do this."
#HoneydewAtrocities
Invention: Honeydew SAYS it's a gorilla detector to cover for owning the head of Mechani-Kong.
Result: Mechani-Kong fails/refuses to detect the gorilla trashing the lab and abducting Honeydew.
Response: Wistfully thinking "I could have made Beaker do this."
#HoneydewAtrocities
Atrocity #16:
Invention: Germ enlarger. It's Beaker's fault for daring to do actual science.
Result: Beaker is consumed by a giant strepococcus bacterium.
Response: Honeydew gets everyone sick by leading Strep Beaker through the studio and unleashing MRSA strep on the world.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Invention: Germ enlarger. It's Beaker's fault for daring to do actual science.
Result: Beaker is consumed by a giant strepococcus bacterium.
Response: Honeydew gets everyone sick by leading Strep Beaker through the studio and unleashing MRSA strep on the world.
#HoneydewAtrocities
November 22, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Atrocity #16:
Invention: Germ enlarger. It's Beaker's fault for daring to do actual science.
Result: Beaker is consumed by a giant strepococcus bacterium.
Response: Honeydew gets everyone sick by leading Strep Beaker through the studio and unleashing MRSA strep on the world.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Invention: Germ enlarger. It's Beaker's fault for daring to do actual science.
Result: Beaker is consumed by a giant strepococcus bacterium.
Response: Honeydew gets everyone sick by leading Strep Beaker through the studio and unleashing MRSA strep on the world.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Atrocity #15:
Invention: Exploding hats, exploding headphones, self-destruct necktie. Beaker is AWOL.
Result: "Boom. Sooner or later - boom!"
Response: Seeing Honeydew suffer multiple concussive blasts is the only happy place Beaker has left. Let him have this one.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Invention: Exploding hats, exploding headphones, self-destruct necktie. Beaker is AWOL.
Result: "Boom. Sooner or later - boom!"
Response: Seeing Honeydew suffer multiple concussive blasts is the only happy place Beaker has left. Let him have this one.
#HoneydewAtrocities
November 22, 2024 at 1:34 AM
Atrocity #15:
Invention: Exploding hats, exploding headphones, self-destruct necktie. Beaker is AWOL.
Result: "Boom. Sooner or later - boom!"
Response: Seeing Honeydew suffer multiple concussive blasts is the only happy place Beaker has left. Let him have this one.
#HoneydewAtrocities
Invention: Exploding hats, exploding headphones, self-destruct necktie. Beaker is AWOL.
Result: "Boom. Sooner or later - boom!"
Response: Seeing Honeydew suffer multiple concussive blasts is the only happy place Beaker has left. Let him have this one.
#HoneydewAtrocities