Mr Farage the arbiter of free speech. Unless it's something he doesn't like.

The thing is, you probably reckon that we all think how smart you are by jumping the queue. Whereas we actually think you're inconsiderate and impatient. But, hey, it doesn't bother you at all, otherwise you wouldn't have the cheek to do it in the first place.

Those monkeys could hold more coherent conversations than Truss ever would.

Shocking waste of money, isn't it? The funny thing is she still thinks people actually give a flying f*** about her opinions. Fit to run this country? I wouldn't trust her to run a bath!!

So she obviously finds the term "invasion" acceptable, as well as holding negative views about renewable energy. This, ladies and gentlemen, is the REAL Liz Truss. She was without any doubt the worst PM this country ever had. Thank God her time in office was so brief.

It was Jeffrey Epstein who wrote it to himself. Or it could have been the great Hannibal Lector. Anything else is just nasty fake news. Bigly

I was listening to this on the drive home from work, shouting at my radio- "What the heck is this guy on about?" Here's a useful tip- if you are planning to call LBC with controversial viewpoints, at least first ensure you have actual evidence to back them up.

And I bet if you bumped into a parked car, you'd drive off without leaving a note, right?

Or if you're dying for a dump and unable to find a toilet, you can belt out the Yazoo classic DON'T GO!

Nurse, NURSE, she's escaped again! Someone fetch a tranquilliser dart.