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@argontheopossum.bsky.social
Pistachio-flavored
Ñ / ə - 27
🚬-Free since August ‘24
Married to a topless 90’s Honda
Small brain, large hands.
Tired of political theatre cringelords (especially zionists and their bitches)
This post was brought to you by gang weed.
Ñ / ə - 27
🚬-Free since August ‘24
Married to a topless 90’s Honda
Small brain, large hands.
Tired of political theatre cringelords (especially zionists and their bitches)
This post was brought to you by gang weed.
Welp
28 years after the last model rolled out the factory Hot Wheels is finally dropping a Del Sol for 2026
I am v happy and will probably buy 5 lmao
28 years after the last model rolled out the factory Hot Wheels is finally dropping a Del Sol for 2026
I am v happy and will probably buy 5 lmao
October 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Welp
28 years after the last model rolled out the factory Hot Wheels is finally dropping a Del Sol for 2026
I am v happy and will probably buy 5 lmao
28 years after the last model rolled out the factory Hot Wheels is finally dropping a Del Sol for 2026
I am v happy and will probably buy 5 lmao
I agree on the dishonest part lol
October 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I agree on the dishonest part lol
Putting my Rosie in a Carstity Cage for inspection purposes. Inhumane.
September 19, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Putting my Rosie in a Carstity Cage for inspection purposes. Inhumane.
I shoot my shot yet I don’t hear any metal ringing :/
September 17, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I shoot my shot yet I don’t hear any metal ringing :/
However you feel about the man
‘Tis be the season for inside jobs
Also clear that the funny agency from the funny country in the middle east was involved
Fucking hell
Hell world
‘Tis be the season for inside jobs
Also clear that the funny agency from the funny country in the middle east was involved
Fucking hell
Hell world
September 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
However you feel about the man
‘Tis be the season for inside jobs
Also clear that the funny agency from the funny country in the middle east was involved
Fucking hell
Hell world
‘Tis be the season for inside jobs
Also clear that the funny agency from the funny country in the middle east was involved
Fucking hell
Hell world
What flavor is your sona?
September 7, 2025 at 6:03 AM
What flavor is your sona?
What else could it be?
August 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
What else could it be?
Example A:
August 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Example A:
I suspect he liked having me around…
August 4, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I suspect he liked having me around…
anyone looking for an ass-kicking come to IAH terminal E passenger Drop-off door E201
August 4, 2025 at 4:33 AM
anyone looking for an ass-kicking come to IAH terminal E passenger Drop-off door E201
I didn’t know Oldsmobile had a collaboration with Smith&Wesson…where’s the 4 barrel carb, 4-speed and dual exhausts on this thing tho??
August 4, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I didn’t know Oldsmobile had a collaboration with Smith&Wesson…where’s the 4 barrel carb, 4-speed and dual exhausts on this thing tho??
HELL YEAH MAN
GOING TO THE GYM AND BEING ACTIVE FUCKING ROCKS
IT AINT MUCH BUT ITS HONEST WORK (Chest press lol)
GOING TO THE GYM AND BEING ACTIVE FUCKING ROCKS
IT AINT MUCH BUT ITS HONEST WORK (Chest press lol)
July 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
HELL YEAH MAN
GOING TO THE GYM AND BEING ACTIVE FUCKING ROCKS
IT AINT MUCH BUT ITS HONEST WORK (Chest press lol)
GOING TO THE GYM AND BEING ACTIVE FUCKING ROCKS
IT AINT MUCH BUT ITS HONEST WORK (Chest press lol)
I wasted my twenties with a piece of shit person who got me hooked on weed, a stillborn degree in language that will soon stop being a lingua franca, a job that sucked me dryer worse than government, and suicidal ideations
Now that I wanna start living all I can think of is death coming for me
Now that I wanna start living all I can think of is death coming for me
July 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I wasted my twenties with a piece of shit person who got me hooked on weed, a stillborn degree in language that will soon stop being a lingua franca, a job that sucked me dryer worse than government, and suicidal ideations
Now that I wanna start living all I can think of is death coming for me
Now that I wanna start living all I can think of is death coming for me
Yeah but at the same time I don’t just want the fish for fish purposes I actually don’t know anymore what I want but this fish at least stands me and makes me laugh despite the anxiety I go through to talk to him
Kinda pathetic for a 26yr old man tbf but
He’s a cute fishe
Kinda pathetic for a 26yr old man tbf but
He’s a cute fishe
July 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Yeah but at the same time I don’t just want the fish for fish purposes I actually don’t know anymore what I want but this fish at least stands me and makes me laugh despite the anxiety I go through to talk to him
Kinda pathetic for a 26yr old man tbf but
He’s a cute fishe
Kinda pathetic for a 26yr old man tbf but
He’s a cute fishe
Photo saved on camera roll without context.
June 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Photo saved on camera roll without context.
Ran into a distant cousin of Rosie’s today while buying a gallon of milk. Sadly I came and went too quickly before the owner showed up.
June 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Ran into a distant cousin of Rosie’s today while buying a gallon of milk. Sadly I came and went too quickly before the owner showed up.
I might be depressed and too scared to do something about it
I dont wanna smoke
I wanna just empty my brain
I hate how i only talk to two people tops
Usually only one
And I love him but mainly for putting up with me because I know he doesn’t like me romantically
But I have no energy to reach out
I dont wanna smoke
I wanna just empty my brain
I hate how i only talk to two people tops
Usually only one
And I love him but mainly for putting up with me because I know he doesn’t like me romantically
But I have no energy to reach out
June 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I might be depressed and too scared to do something about it
I dont wanna smoke
I wanna just empty my brain
I hate how i only talk to two people tops
Usually only one
And I love him but mainly for putting up with me because I know he doesn’t like me romantically
But I have no energy to reach out
I dont wanna smoke
I wanna just empty my brain
I hate how i only talk to two people tops
Usually only one
And I love him but mainly for putting up with me because I know he doesn’t like me romantically
But I have no energy to reach out
I might’ve killed her battery by running late to work and forgetting to kill the lights as I ran up to the office but she always springs back up to life with a voltage kick
Dear Roadkill Rosie, the Opossum Mobile, you’re the one woman this gay possum could love
Dear Roadkill Rosie, the Opossum Mobile, you’re the one woman this gay possum could love
June 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I might’ve killed her battery by running late to work and forgetting to kill the lights as I ran up to the office but she always springs back up to life with a voltage kick
Dear Roadkill Rosie, the Opossum Mobile, you’re the one woman this gay possum could love
Dear Roadkill Rosie, the Opossum Mobile, you’re the one woman this gay possum could love
Happy pride lol
Trans[generational] distributor
The conversion from ObD1 to ObD2 was a clinical success.
Trans[generational] distributor
The conversion from ObD1 to ObD2 was a clinical success.
June 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Happy pride lol
Trans[generational] distributor
The conversion from ObD1 to ObD2 was a clinical success.
Trans[generational] distributor
The conversion from ObD1 to ObD2 was a clinical success.
Changed
rotor
Cap
Igniter
Coil
It ended up being faulty crank and cylinder position sensors
Aka the innest of innards were fucked and they’re attached to my plug
Ahahhaha
Im out of money and car
Kill me
rotor
Cap
Igniter
Coil
It ended up being faulty crank and cylinder position sensors
Aka the innest of innards were fucked and they’re attached to my plug
Ahahhaha
Im out of money and car
Kill me
June 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Changed
rotor
Cap
Igniter
Coil
It ended up being faulty crank and cylinder position sensors
Aka the innest of innards were fucked and they’re attached to my plug
Ahahhaha
Im out of money and car
Kill me
rotor
Cap
Igniter
Coil
It ended up being faulty crank and cylinder position sensors
Aka the innest of innards were fucked and they’re attached to my plug
Ahahhaha
Im out of money and car
Kill me
I love you Cuarteto de Nos :)
June 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I love you Cuarteto de Nos :)
Welp
Ol’ girl left me stranded
Floored it to about 110 on the empty HWY
Took a ramp to get home on a detour and lost power all of a sudden
Got Fuel Pressure
Got air
That leaves me with: no spark
Now I either’s got me a faulty ecu or a faulty distributor
Please be the fucking latter ;-;
Ol’ girl left me stranded
Floored it to about 110 on the empty HWY
Took a ramp to get home on a detour and lost power all of a sudden
Got Fuel Pressure
Got air
That leaves me with: no spark
Now I either’s got me a faulty ecu or a faulty distributor
Please be the fucking latter ;-;
June 8, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Welp
Ol’ girl left me stranded
Floored it to about 110 on the empty HWY
Took a ramp to get home on a detour and lost power all of a sudden
Got Fuel Pressure
Got air
That leaves me with: no spark
Now I either’s got me a faulty ecu or a faulty distributor
Please be the fucking latter ;-;
Ol’ girl left me stranded
Floored it to about 110 on the empty HWY
Took a ramp to get home on a detour and lost power all of a sudden
Got Fuel Pressure
Got air
That leaves me with: no spark
Now I either’s got me a faulty ecu or a faulty distributor
Please be the fucking latter ;-;
Opossums can have two scoops of peanut brown-derby pistachio ice cream as a treat.
It’s me
I’m Opossums
It’s me
I’m Opossums
June 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Opossums can have two scoops of peanut brown-derby pistachio ice cream as a treat.
It’s me
I’m Opossums
It’s me
I’m Opossums
If you see this, post a vehicle.
Topless rice cookers x 5!
Me little Honda and her older siblings at the local lot.
Topless rice cookers x 5!
Me little Honda and her older siblings at the local lot.
June 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
If you see this, post a vehicle.
Topless rice cookers x 5!
Me little Honda and her older siblings at the local lot.
Topless rice cookers x 5!
Me little Honda and her older siblings at the local lot.