arfursmith.bsky.social
@arfursmith.bsky.social
Comedian and (night)mayor of Balham
Congratulations to all the socks having a holiday
June 20, 2025 at 3:38 PM
“The nightingales are singing in the orchards of our mothers, and hearts that we broke long ago have since been breaking others. The sky is high the sea is deep, roll them overboard and sleep…”
May 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Enjoying bluebells
April 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Exactly one month until we venture to the Mill Arts Centre in #Banbury, in the company of @arfursmith.bsky.social, @rosieisaholt.bsky.social & @davidephgrave.bsky.social, for this. www.themillartscentre.co.uk/shows/mostly...
April 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Poor old Elon Musk he’s lost 135 billion dollars and now he’s only got 298 billion left. Thinking of organising a benefit for him. Any volunteers to do an act in it?
April 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I’ve been nominated in the humility swards! I’ll be really pissed off if I don’t win
March 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Duh I’m meant to be giving a motivational speech tomorrow but I can’t really be arsed……
March 31, 2025 at 7:22 PM
March 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I can confirm Balham Airport is operating as normal
March 21, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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As part of the 2025 Togetherness #Poetry Challenge we’re exploring ‘shared identities’ themes, with online sessions with one of last year’s Challenge poets, Steve Lott based in Harlow, Essex
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Exploring The Meanings of Identity through Poetry - A Workshop Series
Join our four-part online workshop on identity with Steve Lott—teacher, director of studies, and 2024 Togetherness Poetry Challenge finalist
www.eventbrite.co.uk
March 17, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I’ve said it before…..
March 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Been great to have you
March 14, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Start of. Middle of. End of.
March 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Seems a Nigerian Prince has left me £450 million. Quite pleased
March 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Done a sculpture
March 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Sorry I broke your vase
February 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Exciting breaking news in Balham; I’ve got a new pair of slippers!
February 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
See ya Saturday?
February 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Has anyone seen Elon Musk and Ron Hubbard in the same room?
January 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
You coming to say hello?
Today's tour announcements: Matt Richardson, Stuart Laws, Amy Annette and Arthur Smith (with poet Clare Ferguson). All comedy tours here: http://dlvr.it/TGZx04
January 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Sometimes I think our cutlery wants to escape
January 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Spotted 2 tigers on Wandsworth Common
January 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
My apologies to the people of Balham. I’d booked some snow for today but alas….
January 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Pomegranate is an annoying name for a fruit. It sounds like an Australian describing an English stone
January 4, 2025 at 4:54 PM