A Simms, no that's too obvious, let's say Alex S
@arfella.bsky.social
Just here for the laughs until somebody destroys this platform like all others before it.
Me to my 2yo daughter: "we're going to a parade tomorrow"
Her: "Will Santa be there?"
Me: "No, St. Patrick will be there, St. Patrick is the guy who..."
Her: "Talks to Spongebob"
Me: "What? No, he got rid of all the snakes in Ireland"
Her: "I'm gonna get them all back"
#ShitKidsSay
Her: "Will Santa be there?"
Me: "No, St. Patrick will be there, St. Patrick is the guy who..."
Her: "Talks to Spongebob"
Me: "What? No, he got rid of all the snakes in Ireland"
Her: "I'm gonna get them all back"
#ShitKidsSay
March 16, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Me to my 2yo daughter: "we're going to a parade tomorrow"
Her: "Will Santa be there?"
Me: "No, St. Patrick will be there, St. Patrick is the guy who..."
Her: "Talks to Spongebob"
Me: "What? No, he got rid of all the snakes in Ireland"
Her: "I'm gonna get them all back"
#ShitKidsSay
Her: "Will Santa be there?"
Me: "No, St. Patrick will be there, St. Patrick is the guy who..."
Her: "Talks to Spongebob"
Me: "What? No, he got rid of all the snakes in Ireland"
Her: "I'm gonna get them all back"
#ShitKidsSay
Reposted by A Simms, no that's too obvious, let's say Alex S
Getting a minute to yourself is near impossible when you have a toddler.
I just tried to go to the toilet and next thing my daughter opens the door and starts scooting around the bathroom, happily ignoring my begging for a minutes peace
I just tried to go to the toilet and next thing my daughter opens the door and starts scooting around the bathroom, happily ignoring my begging for a minutes peace
February 16, 2024 at 11:26 AM
Getting a minute to yourself is near impossible when you have a toddler.
I just tried to go to the toilet and next thing my daughter opens the door and starts scooting around the bathroom, happily ignoring my begging for a minutes peace
I just tried to go to the toilet and next thing my daughter opens the door and starts scooting around the bathroom, happily ignoring my begging for a minutes peace
Had the work Christmas party tonight, for the quiz named our team the "Quizraeli Defence Force" because we would be merciless in our pursuit for victory and was told by HR that it was inappropriate, renamed to Turkey & Ham-as was not allowed to participate, I don't know what these people want...
December 9, 2023 at 12:34 AM
Had the work Christmas party tonight, for the quiz named our team the "Quizraeli Defence Force" because we would be merciless in our pursuit for victory and was told by HR that it was inappropriate, renamed to Turkey & Ham-as was not allowed to participate, I don't know what these people want...
Dear Mama,
I finally made it onto Bluesky, a lot of things is the same as where we come from, but there ain't no sign of the electric car man and I count my blessings every day. I'll keep praying for y'all still on the bird app but for now I'm gonna poke around here.
Yours Thankfully,
Alex
I finally made it onto Bluesky, a lot of things is the same as where we come from, but there ain't no sign of the electric car man and I count my blessings every day. I'll keep praying for y'all still on the bird app but for now I'm gonna poke around here.
Yours Thankfully,
Alex
October 24, 2023 at 9:43 PM
Dear Mama,
I finally made it onto Bluesky, a lot of things is the same as where we come from, but there ain't no sign of the electric car man and I count my blessings every day. I'll keep praying for y'all still on the bird app but for now I'm gonna poke around here.
Yours Thankfully,
Alex
I finally made it onto Bluesky, a lot of things is the same as where we come from, but there ain't no sign of the electric car man and I count my blessings every day. I'll keep praying for y'all still on the bird app but for now I'm gonna poke around here.
Yours Thankfully,
Alex