Areo Heffel
@areoheffel.bsky.social
Adjunct; I talk about books, pets, sports (Thunder/Rangers/the anonymous university located in Lubbock), games (Civ, WoW, Stellaris), food (Not veggies), other stuff
Me re-reading earlier parts of Three Body after Liu Cixin teaches me about a new type of metaphor
a cat is sitting on a couch with its mouth open .
Alt: a cat is sitting on a couch with its mouth open .
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December 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Me re-reading earlier parts of Three Body after Liu Cixin teaches me about a new type of metaphor
I've been looking too much at myself during my (empty) office hours, and now I'm convinced that my eyes have grown farther apart, lmao
December 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I've been looking too much at myself during my (empty) office hours, and now I'm convinced that my eyes have grown farther apart, lmao
Every word I've heard Kevin Hart speak has been against my will
November 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Every word I've heard Kevin Hart speak has been against my will
The Thunder doing this while still waiting on J-Dub to return is like fighting Chronos and he takes all your death defies before you even phase him to the next platform lol
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
The Thunder doing this while still waiting on J-Dub to return is like fighting Chronos and he takes all your death defies before you even phase him to the next platform lol
i rerolled over "creature" trying to hard force "treasure" in wordatro rip my run
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
i rerolled over "creature" trying to hard force "treasure" in wordatro rip my run
Quiero ser maestro de espanol pero necesito esdudiar mas
November 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Quiero ser maestro de espanol pero necesito esdudiar mas
...i think i actually enjoy grading in-text citations...?
vision says maybe i am a monster while holding a gun
Alt: vision says maybe i am a monster while holding a gun
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November 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
...i think i actually enjoy grading in-text citations...?
i edited the discord message for a clarifying adjective but left the comma splice lol
November 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
i edited the discord message for a clarifying adjective but left the comma splice lol
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Oil regulators claim Oklahoma's wastewater incidents are under control.
But our reporting with @readfrontier.bsky.social shows the state is still dealing with dozens of instances of toxic waste spewing out of the ground, one of which killed about two dozen cows in Sept.
🔗 https://propub.li/4oWsppu
But our reporting with @readfrontier.bsky.social shows the state is still dealing with dozens of instances of toxic waste spewing out of the ground, one of which killed about two dozen cows in Sept.
🔗 https://propub.li/4oWsppu
November 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Oil regulators claim Oklahoma's wastewater incidents are under control.
But our reporting with @readfrontier.bsky.social shows the state is still dealing with dozens of instances of toxic waste spewing out of the ground, one of which killed about two dozen cows in Sept.
🔗 https://propub.li/4oWsppu
But our reporting with @readfrontier.bsky.social shows the state is still dealing with dozens of instances of toxic waste spewing out of the ground, one of which killed about two dozen cows in Sept.
🔗 https://propub.li/4oWsppu
It's called a fictionalized work? And besides, Jetty mostly wrote that one.
November 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
It's called a fictionalized work? And besides, Jetty mostly wrote that one.
The party of small government*
*except for when the choice is between managing your own circadian rythym vs adjusting every single clock in the state
*except for when the choice is between managing your own circadian rythym vs adjusting every single clock in the state
November 5, 2025 at 12:40 PM
The party of small government*
*except for when the choice is between managing your own circadian rythym vs adjusting every single clock in the state
*except for when the choice is between managing your own circadian rythym vs adjusting every single clock in the state
Christ says that your soul is a reflection of what you put into yourself.
My mom's best friend is a married landlord. Her favorite feed is a "RAW" community shit-talk page.
I learned of a new author in the spring and she called him a "propagandist" to my face, lol.
My mom's best friend is a married landlord. Her favorite feed is a "RAW" community shit-talk page.
I learned of a new author in the spring and she called him a "propagandist" to my face, lol.
November 3, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Christ says that your soul is a reflection of what you put into yourself.
My mom's best friend is a married landlord. Her favorite feed is a "RAW" community shit-talk page.
I learned of a new author in the spring and she called him a "propagandist" to my face, lol.
My mom's best friend is a married landlord. Her favorite feed is a "RAW" community shit-talk page.
I learned of a new author in the spring and she called him a "propagandist" to my face, lol.
I've decided that since I'm most productive from 10 pm to 2 am that, now, that time occurs at high noon.
That's right. Farmers? Better fuck your whole schedule up because my daytime PRODUCTION is PARAMOUNT and thus DAYTIME is now legally in the middle of the night.
That's right. Farmers? Better fuck your whole schedule up because my daytime PRODUCTION is PARAMOUNT and thus DAYTIME is now legally in the middle of the night.
November 3, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I've decided that since I'm most productive from 10 pm to 2 am that, now, that time occurs at high noon.
That's right. Farmers? Better fuck your whole schedule up because my daytime PRODUCTION is PARAMOUNT and thus DAYTIME is now legally in the middle of the night.
That's right. Farmers? Better fuck your whole schedule up because my daytime PRODUCTION is PARAMOUNT and thus DAYTIME is now legally in the middle of the night.
i fucking hate time changes
November 3, 2025 at 12:12 PM
i fucking hate time changes
holy cow I actually unsubscribed from world of warcraft.
November 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
holy cow I actually unsubscribed from world of warcraft.
Edman: makes an extra-inning, slow-mo relay look like a hot-wheels car going through a turbo charger to nab the winning run at home
Me:
Me:
patrick star from spongebob squarepants is standing on a couch with his mouth open
Alt: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is standing on a couch with his mouth open
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October 28, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Edman: makes an extra-inning, slow-mo relay look like a hot-wheels car going through a turbo charger to nab the winning run at home
Me:
Me:
Waking up on the couch to find out I slept through the longest World Series game of my life
Disappointed Cat GIF
Alt: Disappointed Cat GIF
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October 28, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Waking up on the couch to find out I slept through the longest World Series game of my life
"Very legit of Supergiant Games to release a high-quality game alongside their $30 ep"
October 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
"Very legit of Supergiant Games to release a high-quality game alongside their $30 ep"
The vibes from I Am Gunna Claw are immaculate
October 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The vibes from I Am Gunna Claw are immaculate
"Why does rat poison have to taste so yummy?"
September 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
"Why does rat poison have to taste so yummy?"
Mmmm. Love the concept that I can't access my Moodle class (that pays $2k over a semester) unless I replace my $1.5k phone, lol.
September 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Mmmm. Love the concept that I can't access my Moodle class (that pays $2k over a semester) unless I replace my $1.5k phone, lol.
There's a student who, when acknowledging an email, will call me boss. I've been Boss, Big Boss, today I was Sauce Boss. Will keep you all informed.
September 12, 2025 at 2:02 PM
There's a student who, when acknowledging an email, will call me boss. I've been Boss, Big Boss, today I was Sauce Boss. Will keep you all informed.
Haven't practiced mi espanol in a while. Feel guilty doing that when I have grading to do. And I'm a procrastinator, so I always have grading to do. I should have worked hard doing a few more chapters this summer :(
September 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Haven't practiced mi espanol in a while. Feel guilty doing that when I have grading to do. And I'm a procrastinator, so I always have grading to do. I should have worked hard doing a few more chapters this summer :(
In front of everyone, administration be like: "I've had every job in this place!"
In 1-to-1 emails with adjuncts: "I haven't had those responsibilities in three days and you should have known that. Why email me this?"
In 1-to-1 emails with adjuncts: "I haven't had those responsibilities in three days and you should have known that. Why email me this?"
August 30, 2025 at 1:28 PM
In front of everyone, administration be like: "I've had every job in this place!"
In 1-to-1 emails with adjuncts: "I haven't had those responsibilities in three days and you should have known that. Why email me this?"
In 1-to-1 emails with adjuncts: "I haven't had those responsibilities in three days and you should have known that. Why email me this?"
first time in four months that I have to go to campus lol. hoping since it is Friday that everyone else is in a good mood
August 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
first time in four months that I have to go to campus lol. hoping since it is Friday that everyone else is in a good mood