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completely unsurprising wrapped aside from the jumpscare of dog year being my top album. miracles of modern science got me in a chokehold during lockdown in 2020 and i still haven’t managed to escape
December 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
completely unsurprising wrapped aside from the jumpscare of dog year being my top album. miracles of modern science got me in a chokehold during lockdown in 2020 and i still haven’t managed to escape
honestly i think i’m just experiencing sensory overload and just need to go home. like i’m mad/frustrated but it’s not AT anyone lmao
October 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
honestly i think i’m just experiencing sensory overload and just need to go home. like i’m mad/frustrated but it’s not AT anyone lmao
i don’t know whether the previous tenant just forgot to take these down, didn’t have the energy during move-out, or actively made the choice to leave them, but i am so happy they’re still here. today was so long and moderately evil but now i am looking up at a little glow-in-the-dark orion :,)
August 21, 2025 at 5:17 AM
i don’t know whether the previous tenant just forgot to take these down, didn’t have the energy during move-out, or actively made the choice to leave them, but i am so happy they’re still here. today was so long and moderately evil but now i am looking up at a little glow-in-the-dark orion :,)
if i survive the rest of this week i am disappearing into the arb for as long as humanly possible
August 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
if i survive the rest of this week i am disappearing into the arb for as long as humanly possible
i think i just have to become a funny drink hedonist the next two weeks. no more hoarding. i get a fancy soda or a nice cider every night, no exceptions, until everything fits into two boxes and no more.
July 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
i think i just have to become a funny drink hedonist the next two weeks. no more hoarding. i get a fancy soda or a nice cider every night, no exceptions, until everything fits into two boxes and no more.
my nose and throat Do Not Like This. i’m trying to remember if i was having symptoms like this in 2023 when the entire summer was like this and worse but i’m not sure
June 6, 2025 at 11:14 PM
my nose and throat Do Not Like This. i’m trying to remember if i was having symptoms like this in 2023 when the entire summer was like this and worse but i’m not sure
i think it’s just bc it’s SO empty that any sound gets amplified like crazy, and bc ppl keep walking in and choosing the seats directly next to us despite having every possible seat to choose from. a guy earlier did this and proceeded to smack his lips loudly on every bite & i almost screamed
May 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
i think it’s just bc it’s SO empty that any sound gets amplified like crazy, and bc ppl keep walking in and choosing the seats directly next to us despite having every possible seat to choose from. a guy earlier did this and proceeded to smack his lips loudly on every bite & i almost screamed
heartland edition i will miss you forever and ever
May 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
heartland edition i will miss you forever and ever
there is a special kind of magic in reading the first few chapters of a high fantasy series for the first time, where you kind of just hold on for dear life as it throws you into the deep end. but! it turns out! that this pairs poorly with having to stop every two minutes to take someone’s order!
April 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
there is a special kind of magic in reading the first few chapters of a high fantasy series for the first time, where you kind of just hold on for dear life as it throws you into the deep end. but! it turns out! that this pairs poorly with having to stop every two minutes to take someone’s order!
coworker, boss, and i watch this happen and then make eye contact with each other to confirm that we are all in fact seeing this, and then i have to duck behind the counter because i don’t want the guy to see how hard i am laughing at him.
March 31, 2025 at 5:51 PM
coworker, boss, and i watch this happen and then make eye contact with each other to confirm that we are all in fact seeing this, and then i have to duck behind the counter because i don’t want the guy to see how hard i am laughing at him.
they did add a second screening tomorrow and there’s no pathfinder this week so if i decide tomorrow that i REALLY wanna see isle of dogs i still can. but this kinda feels like the universe has just made my choice for me so i’m gonna roll w it
March 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
they did add a second screening tomorrow and there’s no pathfinder this week so if i decide tomorrow that i REALLY wanna see isle of dogs i still can. but this kinda feels like the universe has just made my choice for me so i’m gonna roll w it