Arencore
@arencore.bsky.social
I pillage and plunder and rifle and loot.
I don’t get people who stay at their workplace after their shift is over just to chat. Like, I’m friends with some of my coworkers too. But once my shift ends I’m getting the fuck outta there. We can chat again tomorrow on company time.
June 6, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I don’t get people who stay at their workplace after their shift is over just to chat. Like, I’m friends with some of my coworkers too. But once my shift ends I’m getting the fuck outta there. We can chat again tomorrow on company time.
“I’m gonna go to Disneyland and be miserable” - Person who loves going to Disneyland for some reason
April 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
“I’m gonna go to Disneyland and be miserable” - Person who loves going to Disneyland for some reason
The masculine urge to pick a direction at random and just walk for hours
April 9, 2025 at 8:11 AM
The masculine urge to pick a direction at random and just walk for hours
It’s weird when there’s a massive piece of your identity that is missing and you know exactly what it is.
March 31, 2025 at 8:51 AM
It’s weird when there’s a massive piece of your identity that is missing and you know exactly what it is.
There’s a good case to bring back 4:3 aspect ratio
March 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
There’s a good case to bring back 4:3 aspect ratio
Where do you go when every place is the “I hate it here” place
December 21, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Where do you go when every place is the “I hate it here” place
Just once I want a band to be honest in the marketing for a new album and be like, “Yeah, it’s not our best work.” “It’s going to be like everything you’ve heard before.” “We worked not too hard on it.”
December 19, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Just once I want a band to be honest in the marketing for a new album and be like, “Yeah, it’s not our best work.” “It’s going to be like everything you’ve heard before.” “We worked not too hard on it.”
Bring back putting the cause of death on tombstones. Enough of this “Beloved husband and father” bullshit. I wanna see “Drunkenly wrestled a bear and lost” or “Crushed by falling tree”. Bonus points if it rhymes like those tombstones in front of the Haunted Mansion.
December 18, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Bring back putting the cause of death on tombstones. Enough of this “Beloved husband and father” bullshit. I wanna see “Drunkenly wrestled a bear and lost” or “Crushed by falling tree”. Bonus points if it rhymes like those tombstones in front of the Haunted Mansion.
The Oscar Mayer Wiener jingle is so depressing.
The kid wants to turn into a hot dog because no one loves him as a human.
How sad. But also, relatable?
The kid wants to turn into a hot dog because no one loves him as a human.
How sad. But also, relatable?
December 17, 2024 at 2:23 AM
The Oscar Mayer Wiener jingle is so depressing.
The kid wants to turn into a hot dog because no one loves him as a human.
How sad. But also, relatable?
The kid wants to turn into a hot dog because no one loves him as a human.
How sad. But also, relatable?
Okay, that’s it. I’m going to say it.
The devil had the better fiddle solo.
The devil had the better fiddle solo.
December 16, 2024 at 11:07 AM
Okay, that’s it. I’m going to say it.
The devil had the better fiddle solo.
The devil had the better fiddle solo.
It’s hilarious to me how obvious it is that Wes Borland is in the wrong band. Man can shred like he’s in Slayer, and wears theatrical makeup or masks like he’s in Mushroomhead, and then chooses to be in Limp Bizkit.
December 14, 2024 at 10:32 PM
It’s hilarious to me how obvious it is that Wes Borland is in the wrong band. Man can shred like he’s in Slayer, and wears theatrical makeup or masks like he’s in Mushroomhead, and then chooses to be in Limp Bizkit.
How is it that we can put a man on the moon and clone animals, but we can’t invent an artificial grape flavor?
December 13, 2024 at 5:55 PM
How is it that we can put a man on the moon and clone animals, but we can’t invent an artificial grape flavor?
I was randomly called handsome by an older gentleman like 3 years ago and I’ve been riding that high ever since
December 10, 2024 at 11:06 PM
I was randomly called handsome by an older gentleman like 3 years ago and I’ve been riding that high ever since
I only know the word “rue” because of iCarly
December 9, 2024 at 7:19 PM
I only know the word “rue” because of iCarly
If you remove all the steps from a 12-step program that are essentially just “worship god” then there’s really only 5 steps.
December 8, 2024 at 9:05 PM
If you remove all the steps from a 12-step program that are essentially just “worship god” then there’s really only 5 steps.
Every time you serve Gordon Ramsay a raw dish, he gains another forehead wrinkle.
December 5, 2024 at 1:21 PM
Every time you serve Gordon Ramsay a raw dish, he gains another forehead wrinkle.
How much cock would a cock block block if a cock block could block cock?
December 4, 2024 at 5:06 PM
How much cock would a cock block block if a cock block could block cock?
I don’t trust people who only set one alarm in the morning
December 3, 2024 at 9:33 PM
I don’t trust people who only set one alarm in the morning
Hardcore vocalists:
This next song is about how we need more love and unity in this world.
Also hardcore vocalists:
When this next song starts I want you to fucking murder the person standing next to you.
This next song is about how we need more love and unity in this world.
Also hardcore vocalists:
When this next song starts I want you to fucking murder the person standing next to you.
December 2, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Hardcore vocalists:
This next song is about how we need more love and unity in this world.
Also hardcore vocalists:
When this next song starts I want you to fucking murder the person standing next to you.
This next song is about how we need more love and unity in this world.
Also hardcore vocalists:
When this next song starts I want you to fucking murder the person standing next to you.
Buy yourself some play-doh and mold yourself a bae-doh
December 1, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Buy yourself some play-doh and mold yourself a bae-doh
A german shepherd is called a shepherd because they herd sheep. A poodle is called a poodle because they poo.
November 30, 2024 at 10:23 PM
A german shepherd is called a shepherd because they herd sheep. A poodle is called a poodle because they poo.
I refuse to see any band that uses the bleeding cowboys font as their band logo out of principle
November 29, 2024 at 3:43 PM
I refuse to see any band that uses the bleeding cowboys font as their band logo out of principle
If my will to live doesn’t arrive in 15 minutes I’m legally allowed to leave
November 28, 2024 at 7:02 PM
If my will to live doesn’t arrive in 15 minutes I’m legally allowed to leave
New app idea. It's like uber, but someone comes to your house and just fucking shoots you.
November 28, 2024 at 4:30 AM
New app idea. It's like uber, but someone comes to your house and just fucking shoots you.
When I watch a meteor shower no one bats an eye. But when I watch my neighbor shower suddenly that’s not okay
November 26, 2024 at 8:58 PM
When I watch a meteor shower no one bats an eye. But when I watch my neighbor shower suddenly that’s not okay