Areebob
@areebob.bsky.social
Alright, I’m gonna pick this up, apparently.
At this point in the bsky timeline, though, I’m going to be very disappointed if there isn’t even a mention of potato pubes in it. I’m gonna feel so misled.
This message will not age well, I’m sure.
At this point in the bsky timeline, though, I’m going to be very disappointed if there isn’t even a mention of potato pubes in it. I’m gonna feel so misled.
This message will not age well, I’m sure.
December 20, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Alright, I’m gonna pick this up, apparently.
At this point in the bsky timeline, though, I’m going to be very disappointed if there isn’t even a mention of potato pubes in it. I’m gonna feel so misled.
This message will not age well, I’m sure.
At this point in the bsky timeline, though, I’m going to be very disappointed if there isn’t even a mention of potato pubes in it. I’m gonna feel so misled.
This message will not age well, I’m sure.
How have I never seen these?? Welp, time to hopefully find a bag on my way in to work today.
December 20, 2024 at 2:10 PM
How have I never seen these?? Welp, time to hopefully find a bag on my way in to work today.
I don’t. About every 100 swipes I do in a touchscreen game is interpreted incorrectly, and it’s always, always in a way that screws me over. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve scolded my phone with “I didn’t DO THAT!”
December 20, 2024 at 1:37 PM
I don’t. About every 100 swipes I do in a touchscreen game is interpreted incorrectly, and it’s always, always in a way that screws me over. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve scolded my phone with “I didn’t DO THAT!”
Yep, BG&E was fantastic! The sequel is sadly stuck in development hell, but it does have a super cool trailer that’s still up.
December 20, 2024 at 1:05 PM
Yep, BG&E was fantastic! The sequel is sadly stuck in development hell, but it does have a super cool trailer that’s still up.
They’re extremely pricey, but incredibly good at pee containment (until 5 minutes after the warranty is up)
December 18, 2024 at 12:48 PM
They’re extremely pricey, but incredibly good at pee containment (until 5 minutes after the warranty is up)
I saved you the effort and peed in yours for you. No need to tip me; this is a free service.
December 18, 2024 at 12:46 PM
I saved you the effort and peed in yours for you. No need to tip me; this is a free service.
Of course; that’s the only difference between it and a regular diaper, as tradition requires.
December 18, 2024 at 12:43 PM
Of course; that’s the only difference between it and a regular diaper, as tradition requires.
lol
Dolly isn’t quite a billionaire, but she’s worth a mountain of money. She does good things, and the people I mentioned do as well (Mackenzie Scott is actively TRYING to give hers away). Why spare Dolly, then?
Dolly isn’t quite a billionaire, but she’s worth a mountain of money. She does good things, and the people I mentioned do as well (Mackenzie Scott is actively TRYING to give hers away). Why spare Dolly, then?
December 16, 2024 at 11:00 PM
lol
Dolly isn’t quite a billionaire, but she’s worth a mountain of money. She does good things, and the people I mentioned do as well (Mackenzie Scott is actively TRYING to give hers away). Why spare Dolly, then?
Dolly isn’t quite a billionaire, but she’s worth a mountain of money. She does good things, and the people I mentioned do as well (Mackenzie Scott is actively TRYING to give hers away). Why spare Dolly, then?
Is there room in there for Taylor Swift, Bill & Mel Gates, Mark Cuban and Mackenzie Scott?
December 16, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Is there room in there for Taylor Swift, Bill & Mel Gates, Mark Cuban and Mackenzie Scott?
Here I go looking for the original image this was based on and HOO BOY people love to draw it.
December 15, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Here I go looking for the original image this was based on and HOO BOY people love to draw it.
So uh…what’s the game? Am I missing something? Critical Reflex is a publisher with like 30+ games.
December 15, 2024 at 11:12 PM
So uh…what’s the game? Am I missing something? Critical Reflex is a publisher with like 30+ games.
There’s the secret! Eventually EA will release a game that literally does nothing at all, but plenty of people will still buy it, and they’ll keep putting out new versions of “this code literally didn’t even compile” for an endlessly forgiving customer base.
December 15, 2024 at 3:01 PM
There’s the secret! Eventually EA will release a game that literally does nothing at all, but plenty of people will still buy it, and they’ll keep putting out new versions of “this code literally didn’t even compile” for an endlessly forgiving customer base.
Oh this post…I’m so annoyed! Sneaky sneaky.
December 15, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Oh this post…I’m so annoyed! Sneaky sneaky.
Is that a 3 inch pizza, or are those comically enormous pineapple chunks?
December 12, 2024 at 1:15 PM
Is that a 3 inch pizza, or are those comically enormous pineapple chunks?
Right?! Literally a gorgeous, perfect pizza.
December 12, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Right?! Literally a gorgeous, perfect pizza.
Seriously, it’s astonishingly good. It just wants you to have a fun and remind you of games the system had before. Literally the only negative thing I can say about it is that the main bad guy is super generic looking.
December 11, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Seriously, it’s astonishingly good. It just wants you to have a fun and remind you of games the system had before. Literally the only negative thing I can say about it is that the main bad guy is super generic looking.
I love this…was just talking about how befuddling stupid Koalas are, and here’s a comic about it
December 10, 2024 at 10:30 PM
I love this…was just talking about how befuddling stupid Koalas are, and here’s a comic about it
Cats are a mammal in liquid form. Their enclosure only requires the correct volume, not shape, to contain them happily.
December 10, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Cats are a mammal in liquid form. Their enclosure only requires the correct volume, not shape, to contain them happily.
I have a feeling such an establishment would enrage the same people who are upset when they discover Arby’s doesn’t sell comically large hats.
December 10, 2024 at 7:45 PM
I have a feeling such an establishment would enrage the same people who are upset when they discover Arby’s doesn’t sell comically large hats.
Huh? Yeah they are. They would have cooked eight-year-old me’s brain tho.
December 10, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Huh? Yeah they are. They would have cooked eight-year-old me’s brain tho.
Oh, I did. But initially I gravitated toward Mario because its rules and limits were pretty straightforward. Zelda demanded more patience, something I still am in short supply of.
December 10, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Oh, I did. But initially I gravitated toward Mario because its rules and limits were pretty straightforward. Zelda demanded more patience, something I still am in short supply of.