Rolled a nat 1 irl

This is the shit I commissioned them 😭 thank god for friends that cover your blind spots

Pixel work is done by me, but the rest of the artwork is done by my far more talented friend who I am eternally grateful for (who is not on bluesky or any social media really). Here's original res images with alternate headgear styles

The platypus hoodie thing was a complete coincidence that came about as a result of me messing around with adding some folly red to the design, but I like it so much that it's probably going to be a part of her character now

And yes, the joke is that literally nothing will change even if she existed in CSMP canon all along

The redactions and other funky stuff on the player card are in reference to character lore, though the stuff I want to emphasize are things that would interact with the CSMP universe. Her personal quest: She is in conflict over her identity, rejecting parts of herself even if that makes her lesser.

She's always blamed RAT for a lot of it, but a recent event has made her regard him with more active hostility. She doesn't really judge based on atrocities committed though so she doesn't have opinions on Blake and quite likes(d) Diansu (technology is cool).

While not failling to make bargains, she likes to hang with frogs in the wild. She turns up for events in hopes of raising awareness for the rampant frog exploitation on the server, but nobody pays attention (They are too busy killing each other).

Doomed to offer lamer items than Charter at unfortunate timings, the Conductor has so far failed to sell "a trip to the fairylands" (5 days after Talon's Endust debut), a hammer that "doesn't permaban, no, why would you want that, it does chatban for 15 days though" to Blake Winsweep and much more.

In this alternate timeline, Mouthpiece has competition; a visitor from the fae realm, looking to trade names for cool magic gizmos! Well, she thought they were cool...
She loves frogs, the frogs love her, and she's not fond of those that exploit them for unwholesome purposes.

We would have a character sheet out by now but the artist side of our gang is unavailable rn 😭
Maybe I should have a go at pencil and paper later

The effects of divine dominance is truly horrifying

super creeps

Literally unplayable