have not had session 1 of a dnd game i am hosting, told players about a granny shop keeper, 1 wants to know if she's hot, and if she can bang them, 1 other players wants a potion that lets them lactate, What have i signed up for? /joke they're all lovely people

Someone told my boyfriend i'm gay, how dare they!, he would never have guessed that the man they have been dating for months, was a homosexual

Idk how to explain this, but social media makes me feel like an old man who lost his keys, ya know? , meaning, do you know where i put my keys?

I am running a dnd game, made a discord for it.... and already my players are trying to burn down the hub tavern, WE HAVEN"T HAD SESSION 1 or 0 YET

How about instead of calling posts here , "tweets" we call em "blues" lets make Blue sky jazzy

Launched warframe for the first time in years, WHY CAN"T YOU UPDATE THREW STEAM! .... it's why i use apps like steam, so i don't have to worry about updates

You know, i should start offering to draw people pointy sticks for no money, That way, I can be a Free Lance artist

I learnt how to draw DnD maps for roll 20, this both helps me as a dm, but also hinders me.... no i am not gonna spent 5 hours drawing maps.... i'll spend 10 hours, i know i don't need to, i know i am not expected to... but come on? i gotta!

I have a league of legends story, One day i was in a lobby, and a guy came out as being gay, the other players said "dude, i don't care, JUST HIT READY I WANNA PLAY" but i noticed slightly less gay slurs that round, so it was kinda wholesome

Why didn't anyone tell me social interaction is easier once you stop caring about every little detail?

BLUE SKY, please, i am gay, why are massive titties on my feed? how? It is kinda funny tho

I'm gonna dm a DnD game, prep not even done, date not even set, my players are already asking if they can burn down the starting area. ... #dnd

What do you do, if your gay lover thinks, you're gay?

I like my men, The way I like my coffee.... inside me ... at 3 am normally

So... i am going to host a dnd game, got my players, I'm a first time DM. kinda nervous, but looking forward to it, any tips? #dnd #firsttimedm